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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 15, 2024 19:27:31 GMT
I spent all day at a HR summit. an entire day? That's a bit excessive. Couldn't they just have dismissed you and been done with it? Did you know that employees that feel "appreciated" are 44% more productive? So if anyone asks say you don't feel appreciated, that way they expect less. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 15, 2024 18:03:58 GMT
I spent all day at a HR summit.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 14, 2024 16:44:31 GMT
I had a meeting at the Pestana Hotel and there was a sign on the wall which stated #Pestanalondon.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 14, 2024 10:24:58 GMT
I'm in that there London.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 13, 2024 18:04:06 GMT
Meh.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 12, 2024 21:02:18 GMT
Adidas Power Soccer had the best commentary. There was a cheat code for alternative Australian female commentators. In some ways very ahead of its time.
When you booted the ball really far they would go "Ooohhhhhhhh".
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 12, 2024 8:14:24 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 11, 2024 19:35:28 GMT
I see Doom Goblin Greta has been whipping up tension against Israel too.
You know what the funniest thing about these demands to get Israel banned from Eurovision is? I actually don't think Israel is even in Europe anyway.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 11, 2024 18:40:41 GMT
Are the Saltdean pictures faked? Is Amipal a construct of the St Petersburg Trollhouse? He's in the pockets of Big Photo. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 11, 2024 16:09:28 GMT
DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 11, 2024 15:22:38 GMT
I couldn't see the Northern lights last night, I reckon it's bollocks anyway, mad greenish lights in sky. Yeah right....you would have to be pretty dumb to fall for that.
The Clematis out front is looking lovely.
Madras and some PUBG later. Mrs Fark is out with her mum and sister.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 9, 2024 15:14:10 GMT
My boss phoned me a few minutes ago to say she'd set up a call with some admin people to tell them that they were crap at taking minutes and needed to do them better. She then said she couldn't make the call, and needed me to cover it. "Tell them their minutes are shit, and need to be less shit. But obviously don't put it like that" When's the meeting? , I asked innocently "Oh, now. It's already started. You're late" Cheers I wouldn't have taken the meeting in that scenario. You need time to prepare and highlight examples to these employees individually and tactfully. Your boss honestly sounds like a real POS. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 9, 2024 12:52:29 GMT
I went to town to pick up some Milano Salami from M&S and as I got on the bus home a really rough looking bloke got off who reeked of piss, I guess going into town to score his skag, although probably not from M&S.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 9, 2024 11:25:04 GMT
Glorious sunshine here. I wish I didn't have to work and could just go roll around in some grass or something.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 8, 2024 17:33:31 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 8, 2024 13:50:13 GMT
Now it's trodden shit all over the place and then puked all over the top of the sideboard (which is where I found the end of a poo trail which leads back to the litter tray). Fookin' cats. To be fair, after a heavy night we've all been there. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 8, 2024 13:39:07 GMT
Vegetable soup and pork pie.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 8, 2024 9:47:48 GMT
My 4 year old daughter sneaked downstairs at 6 a.m. and stuffed her face with chocolate. There is now a telly ban.  "Pleeaase Daddy just one Peppa Pig show I promise I will goood and I won't take any more Chocett's", "MUUM".. (you're screwed dude).. Nope, no telly. I have to deal 6 or 7 meltdowns every day anyway and I'm battle ready. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 8, 2024 9:46:45 GMT
My 4 year old daughter sneaked downstairs at 6 a.m. and stuffed her face with chocolate. There is now a telly ban. The problem with a telly ban is you then have to find some other way of keeping them occupied Sticker books have so far sufficed, she's at nursery most of the day anyway. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 8, 2024 8:59:13 GMT
My 4 year old daughter sneaked downstairs at 6 a.m. and stuffed her face with chocolate.
There is now a telly ban.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 8, 2024 8:41:50 GMT
Mild and cloudy out.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 7, 2024 21:08:21 GMT
Oh yeah, deep in the shit here. My brother dead and his killers rushing me with grenades and shit. But Babyfark stands tall! Everyone else just seemed to die at the end.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 7, 2024 15:28:00 GMT
I genuinely can't get drunk on Carling or Carlsberg. Not enough boozy goodness. I need at least 5% booze juice and several of them. Even 8 pints I'm still relatively with it. Things get dark after 12.
I consider that to be a sign of a healthy body.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 7, 2024 13:54:53 GMT
Right now I'm rolling around the grass on the city park and have drunk most of a bottle of methylated spirits.
I intend to soon fight pigeons.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 7, 2024 13:19:32 GMT
I'm having to arrange a Schengen visa for a colleague. Despite paying a fortune for a third party provider to do the work, it is proving a colossal time sink. OTTM: I dug out a flower bed and removed an invasive honey suckle. Japanese honeysuckle? I’m asking for a friend. No I’m asking for me … How difficult was it? I have no idea what type, I went at it with a pitchfork and big pruning thing and ripped its roots out. It was quite straightforward. |
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