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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 30, 2024 22:18:36 GMT
Gaming night went badly.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 30, 2024 14:56:56 GMT
I'm feeling a bit better now. My tonsils are now the main source of my grief.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 30, 2024 13:04:45 GMT
We also have cunts in our cul-de-sac who have driveways but don't use them. Two cars in some cases. Again, making it difficult for deliveries etc. Sweet cul-de-sac bragging from Crank there. Our road was originally intended as a bus lane so it's really wide, hence we can all park as we want. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 30, 2024 9:40:00 GMT
Our local gazette regularly reports hoodlums trying to break into houses and cars with the doorbell camera catching it all.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 30, 2024 9:30:44 GMT
A subscription for a doorbell? You get video storage and other things included with it Apparently it's a waste of time without the subscription. But couldn't you just hook up a raspberry pi or something? Seems daft to regularly send money to a company for this. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 30, 2024 9:12:46 GMT
I spent the first half of the night shivering uncontrollably, then the second half sweating and too hot.
I have not slept and have calls most of the day.
@prayforbabyfark
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 30, 2024 7:20:05 GMT
There's a bright light....nanny, my childhood dog Sambo...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 30, 2024 7:00:52 GMT
Still just about hanging on. But circling the drain now.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 29, 2024 12:36:38 GMT
I'm shivering.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 29, 2024 8:12:43 GMT
I'm even more ill now.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 27, 2024 8:41:15 GMT
It's time to get down to serious discussion. Which sword name from the LOTR and Hobbit would make the best penis name?
Foe hammer (also known as The Beater)
Goblin cleaver
Gurthang
Pale Blade
Sting
Witch King Sword
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 26, 2024 16:24:03 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 26, 2024 14:01:53 GMT
Last night I played 3 games. The Finals - meh was ok Fury of Hell something something ( battlefront type thing) - war hermit stuff, very real, you get killed with one bullet from nowhere a lot. PUBG - spent quite a long time thinking my zoom function wasnt working with scopes, without bothering to google until late on. Killed a few, got 4th place. I wasnt very good though. I played a few games recently in solo, everyone has to drive now and the end game is a few people shooting behind rocks and a load cars driving around manically. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 26, 2024 11:52:28 GMT
Amipal getting his excuses in early.
Unless you're missing a major limb you'll be shipped to war.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 26, 2024 11:29:55 GMT
We’re all too old for frontline duty. Rear-echelon stuff for the chatterbox draftees. Ha ha wishful thinking! You would be in the thick of m'laddo and no mistake. And no doctors notes would save you. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 26, 2024 10:32:43 GMT
I think the reality is most of us would be stood guarding a checkpoint waiting for someone to make a modicum of effort to either snipe us or blow us up. All whilst camping miserably in the cold mud. A lot like Glastonbury really.
The whole platoon would share two fake guns and the "body armour" would be a pillow shoved under your jumper.
I assume at point this Boris would be back in charge too.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 26, 2024 10:07:08 GMT
So apparently we will be at war soon with one/some/all of Russia/China/Iran.
What would your role be in WW3?
I reckon I would make a decent drone pilot or one of those dudes that water boards prisoners.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 25, 2024 21:49:59 GMT
I appear to again have the lurgee. Won 2 out of 4 Fortnite matches though, seem to be a lot of bots about now.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 25, 2024 16:20:30 GMT
Who does the best broadband then? I need a new one, have allowed Virgin to gouge me for at leat 9 months by accident They are all shit. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 25, 2024 16:04:51 GMT
One of my colleagues has been chasing someone for overdue data and so I called her on his behalf to chase and it turns out she died recently.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 25, 2024 13:58:14 GMT
The top 3 worst things I have ever eaten. 1) Fried sea-spoders. 2) Ostrich. 3) Random stuff out of the bin sheds. Do you you remember the Ostrich meat craze from the noughties? There was an Ostrich burger van on every high street for a while as it was marketed as a healthy meat. Investing in Ostrich farms was a shit investment way before BTC. It was also absolutely disgusting, hence no more Ostrich burgers. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 25, 2024 13:56:00 GMT
She seems like a real weirdo. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 25, 2024 13:47:39 GMT
Fried Bullfrogs are OK.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 25, 2024 13:40:29 GMT
1. Cow meat
2. Chicken meat
3. Lamb
4. Pork
5. Duck
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 25, 2024 8:38:55 GMT
Meh.
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