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What do you do for a living Faceless to work which such stupidity? Taster at an ice cream factory? Tory head office?

I'm having to arrange a Schengen visa for a colleague. Despite paying a fortune for a third party provider to do the work, it is proving a colossal time sink.

OTTM: I dug out a flower bed and removed an invasive honey suckle.

I'm going to mow the lawn.

You're not cool unless your FACKIN' KNIFING someone these days. A lad in Sheffield just stabbed 3 people and posted this on Reddit yesterday:


Went into Birley in September of 2018, and at first it was alright. I saw my friends and aquuatences from Charnock, so there was some familiar faces. Especially Harvey, Freddie, Taylor, Connor and others. They were dickheads to me when I first went into Charnock, but when during the latter half of Charnock and Year 6, and going into Birley, they were suddenly my mates. Don't know why. Maybe there was some sort of agenda against me, by deceiving me and thinking they were on my side. I do not know.

I met these lads called Mason, Sam and Jack. Mason was the definition of cunt. We play fought but he was beyond beyond rough. Like kicking me hard in the legs so many times my legs were covered in bruises. Always made passive aggressive comments towards me. And then one day, beat me up because I pissed him off. Like I was teasing him and stuff, But apparently in that specific class he just wasnt up for it, even though he teased me about it all the time and I never said fuck all about it. We had an argument after school and he suddenly wanted to make amends with me. He asked me to come to Manor Top so they could hang out. I knew he had a knife and was going to stab me. Maybe Sam, Jack and Even Harvey would have been there to stab me with me because after I left thay piece of shit school, Harvey became mates with Mason, even though he always chatted about about Mason when I was friends with him. Why the change? Was he always friends with Mason and it was a plot against me?

And speaking of teachers, they were always mardy and depressed every single day, taking their anger out on me all the time. Shouting, screaming at me, you name it, they did it. And one time, when I was 13 years old, one of the PE teachers put his hand down my trousers and touched my arse. Don't why I never reported that. Oh, well. Whoever it was is probably gone anyway. Mrs Osborne was on my back every day. Ringing my mum at least 8 times in one day when she had a hypoglycaemic attack and was tired and sick in bed. I was 12 at the time, and I told her to fuck off because she is disturbing my mother when she is supposed to be resting and recovering.

Oh, and the amount of detentions I got. Literally, multiple every single day. And for what? Talking to my mates in class, chewing gum, and not doing my work apparently. Never looked into the reason why, just focused on the consequences.

This is where my brain problems started, in the Birley fucking Academy. That school is the reason why I am the way I am today. My soul is broken. My brain is confused and doesn't work properly. They didn't listen when I told them I was struggling. In fact, they blamed me for them. Saying I was overreacting, and not focusing on the most important thing...doing my fucking work. Absolute geniuses!

And one time, for making homophobic jokes with Harvey, they get the fucking police involved. Is this our society today? This was back in 2020 bear in mind, so not that long ago. Is the future of England? Arresting people for their opinions? You wouldn't see communists, socialists and anarchists being arrested for their far left extremist opinions. And I imagine most of the teachers in that school were somewhere on the far left.

They also got called in because I mentioned about going on the deep web or dark web, and also apparently I coughed in the face of a staff member who's family member got sick from Covid 19. And I do admit, even though I didn't know her family member was from Covid, I do admit it was a very horrible thing to do on my part. Even if I didnt know what was going on in her life in general. The act was just unhygienic and disgusting in general, so I take responsibility for that.

I've decided to try answering all the shitty work emails I put to one side after returning from holiday. It's not been a great morning.

We won the PUBG! All hail Babyfarkmcgeezak! We killed just one guy, right at the end.

One of the first steps is to fry spices in shit loads of butter, to which you then add tomato puree and tomatoes.

Also new Roadhouse is shit. Old one still holds up.

How do Scots find sheep in tall grass?

Irresistible.

It's a basically a Balti with extra chilli and peppers. From one of the best Indian restaurants in town.

Is our resident Amiga expert going to comment on the Graun article below?

www.theguardian.com/games/2024/apr/26/my-undying-love-for-the-painfully-uncool-amiga

My ISA has stormed back to a total return of 2.24%

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