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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 18, 2024 19:37:19 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 18, 2024 15:02:07 GMT
Will Lazy and Sheep2 come to blows over Steve McMahon?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 18, 2024 13:50:16 GMT
I'm unable to log into my new work laptop as my domain is not available. Currently on hold with IT as apparently this request has completely stumped them.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 18, 2024 13:49:14 GMT
Morning Who'd win in a fight, Rish! Sunak or a Chihuahua? On one hand I think the Chihuahua's greater size and strength would overpower Rish!, but I can imagine Rish! having quicker ninja-like reflexes. Food for thought. Rish! lost a fight to a Ukrainian Jack Russell bomb detector dog the other day. So I would back the little nipper here. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 18, 2024 10:42:06 GMT
I have an infected finger, it's all swelled up and purple at the end. The antibiotics have made me drowsy with brain fog. Today is not going well.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 18, 2024 10:37:39 GMT
People with "Doctor" in their name on X, formerly known as Twitter, are saying COVID jabs cause Turbo Cancer.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 18, 2024 10:31:36 GMT
Sunny out.
We have a skip now, beat that you nerds!
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 17, 2024 9:13:29 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 16, 2024 10:49:21 GMT
Sunny out.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 16, 2024 10:49:01 GMT
Morning.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 15, 2024 15:19:22 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 14, 2024 14:59:58 GMT
I have just received a thorough dressing down from Steve in IT for packaging my laptop poorly. I'm too afraid now to fight back. I know the power they have.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 14, 2024 12:13:22 GMT
Top 5 Bobs.
1. Bob from Twin Peaks
2. Bob Kelso
3. IT Bob
4. Bobotron from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
5. Monkhouse
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 14, 2024 10:09:41 GMT
Ah OK I didn't read the comments below.
*Shakes fist at Bob**
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 14, 2024 10:08:15 GMT
But Babyfark. He tormented someone for ten years because she rebuffed his advances. Maaaaate. Where does it say that? I assumed it was some dude. If it was spurned suitor then things are perhaps a little darker here. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 14, 2024 9:07:48 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 13, 2024 15:34:43 GMT
A guy dies and goes to hell
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil.
Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers etc. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway. Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Great. On Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow.
Satan: Do you like drugs?? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of coke or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares. Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: Are you gay? Guy: No.
Satan: Oh, You're gonna hate Fridays.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 13, 2024 12:14:05 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 13, 2024 11:04:20 GMT
Mild but windy here. The cherry blossom is in full bloom, but this wind is likely to diminish its splendour.
I have been playing a bit more NMS, I can max out the graphics these days and it looks nice. No one can kill me on NMS.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 13, 2024 9:23:04 GMT
Gaming night went badly. Very badly. I may be getting too old for the Twitch shooters.
The hamster looks likely to die soon too. He appears to have a lump on his back and limited mobility.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 12, 2024 16:05:18 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 12, 2024 15:57:29 GMT
Meh.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 11, 2024 15:10:52 GMT
I’ve just been for a health-check. Blood pressure too high. I need to start cycling. I need to sort my life out. Vape weed? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 11, 2024 11:22:10 GMT
Ken Scott must be raging at this royal photo nonsense. Tbh it's a 12 out of 20 tops for me. It's batshit crazy with the withdrawn photo. Maybe they just used some camera software to change it slightly to make it look better, or maybe there was some darker purpose. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 11, 2024 11:12:18 GMT
"In the first half of the day, avoid conversations with idiots." How's your morning going Shenguin? |
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