|
|
Post by Shenguin on Jan 9, 2021 22:18:25 GMT
It's pretty impressive. If you don't look at the words, you can also hear "grain store" or "grave stone" (or any combination of suggested words) reasonably easily. Stephen Pinker (and others, I'm sure) has written well about the work the brain has to do (and learn to do) to interpret language, and how sound isn't really a thing, it's all about how our brains interpret it, and are trained to interpret it. Chinese speakers of English really struggle to ennunciate the difference between l and r. Similarly, English speakers struggle with the Irish tr and th, and with every slightly unexpected phoneme from all other languages, generally. If you break the sounds down that people actually make when they talk, they sound little like the sounds we hear when we listen to a sentence. Jesus fuck, I'm a boring cunt. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Jan 7, 2021 9:34:36 GMT
Indeed. I only behaved like a cunt because I thought there would be no consequences for me. Now I've realised I might be in a spot of bother I would like to change my position. Don't worry, you're not in any bother Faceless. You can carry on being a cunt. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2020 12:27:26 GMT
Some cunt handed me a bloody Mary within about 15 minutes of me getting up.
Then I was forced to eat a solid breakfast on top of that. Shit fucking idea.
I want to go back to bed. Fuck you world.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2020 16:31:25 GMT
Bit cunty to have a birthday on Christmas Eve, tbh. Too right, "Combined" presents*, bastards. *which are cheaper than two separate ones. I'm not sure you understood. I was calling you a cunt for having a birthday on an inconvenient date, not sympathising with you for your lack of presents. Ignore me. I'm lashing out because I'm a cunt. I love you really. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Dec 24, 2020 15:56:51 GMT
Bit cunty to have a birthday on Christmas Eve, tbh.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Dec 1, 2020 21:54:05 GMT
If that fucking cunt Sheep2 fucking comes on here fucking giving it fucking shit and fucking moaning about fucking football, then he's fucking understating it. It was fucking worse shit than whatever the fuck the fucking cunt fucking says it fucking was. Cunts. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 30, 2020 0:34:02 GMT
Video redacted on the grounds that one appearance of that bunch of cataleptic, acne-ridden cunts with their adenoidal crap is enough. but there's no need to punish our ears with that garbage there, forgetting to re-read his earlier posts before he posted this. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 29, 2020 13:49:20 GMT
I met Dave Prowse once. Tbh, I thought he was a bit of a cunt.
In other news, reading lists of other people's* shit music taste is remarkably tedious.
*Not yours, I liked your taste.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 28, 2020 17:09:13 GMT
We're all so angry right now. It's a human condition thing. You fuckwitted cunt.
Edit: no offence.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 16, 2020 0:11:24 GMT
Gamesblog: I really shouldn’t leave the PS4 in sleep mode, considering I haven’t played on it for a few weeks. The PS4 apparently uses about 8.5 watts in sleep mode, which would be 54kWh per year, probably costing about £9.75 if it's just on sleep. On the basis that the UK national grid electricity supply has about 0.31kg of CO2 and CO2 equivalents per kWh, that's equivalent to about 3kg of CO2 release per year. It's not that much, given the UK government's 2020 target per person per year was 10.5 tonnes, and the world average per person per year is about 5.3 tonnes. However, it is a mostly unnecessary and avoidable cost to the environment. I have mine set to go into standby mode automatically so it can continue with downloads, but I also usually turn it off if it's not downloading, and I have all my TV and AV and PS4 on a single plug, so I can easily turn it off over night etc, so I know there's no standby use of leccy. I am a very boring cunt though, so there is that. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 15, 2020 23:52:04 GMT
I'd set up a poll to decide whether we should welcome prudy01 or abyssalhooters as our new overlord, but I don't want to risk pissing off either the new overlord or the other cunt. Hi abyssalhooters, tell me, what will your choice of weapon be in the zombie apocalypse? |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 8, 2020 21:13:37 GMT
I'm also drinking heavily, but I'd be doing that anyway you cunts. You fucking cunts.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 8, 2020 21:12:52 GMT
I've recently got into the while larping thing. I thought it would be really geeky, but it's actually very rewarding. Currently I'm larping Peter Cook, you cunts, you fucking cunts.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 7, 2020 22:52:41 GMT
Fuck me, why not just get 5G as well and a doormat that says "Welcome Lizard People Overlords"? Next you'll be telling me the earth is an oblate sphere, and that "men" have been to the "moon". Spheroid, not sphere. Really? Spheroid is basically cognate with sphere. But used by cunts who want a posher wankier jargonier word. Oh, yeah, I see why you use it. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 7, 2020 22:47:01 GMT
I do think Biden will be a million times better than Trump. You're just wearing the MAGA hat ironically. Sheeps has just been a cunt ironically, since 1972. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Nov 2, 2020 22:19:17 GMT
Fuck Tuesday. I'd go back to Friday, but some cunt has locked it. Destry, if you see Admin, tell him from me that he should unlock Friday. If nothing else, it was a useful playpen for Baby.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Oct 26, 2020 22:09:24 GMT
Also Felice told us to be nice. I was just trying to be nice about the sweetsicle video, and I get bullied for it.
Stupid bullying clique cunts.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Oct 21, 2020 22:12:58 GMT
Can I just say that this Government is a fucking disgrace? Who the fuck votes against providing free school meals to needy children over the holidays? Tories, that's who. I bet that those Tory MPs with kids know that their children won't go hungry to bed tonight. A shame they lack empathy for others. Cunts. Maybe we should stop trying to nationalise parenting? Surely people should take some responsibility for their own kids, and we shouldn't pay money to increase dependency on the state? It's not like Labour provided free school meals during holidays. Virtue signalling by over-paid footballers shouldn't be allowed to set the nation's priorities. No, you're right, even I can't say it without realising I look like a cunt. That, surely, is the acid test of cuntery, and the Tories test positive for cuntery by it; they make me look uncunty. |
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Oct 16, 2020 22:39:30 GMT
Cunt
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Oct 1, 2020 15:52:00 GMT
"Ooh, I'm a bit bored, I know, I'll have a quick look at the Chatterbox. Oh, look at that, I have lots of notifications. How pleasing, a lot of people have liked one of my posts, I'm glad my wit is reflected in my popularity. Oh. Six people like the fact that I once got a parking ticket." Cunts.
Although, a like's a like, I suppose . . . I once got a parking ticket in Walsall, I think it was Mountrath Street Car Park, on Christmas Eve, after getting back to my care about 15 minutes late. I was delayed because I was doing a good deed for the local Drug and Alcohol Addiction Services that I am far too humble to detail here.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Sept 30, 2020 19:45:24 GMT
Pretty sure that Felice just called Chumbles and Cobblers cunts.
A bad piece of work that there Felice is.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Sept 19, 2020 7:28:23 GMT
Morning Ex-smokers!
Jesus's cunt, I could smoke the fucking shit out of a fucking Marlboro red right now. I miss them worse than Southgate misses penalties.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Sept 16, 2020 19:31:18 GMT
"Cunt's trick Scubar". That's a good phrase; I can imagine myself using that.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Sept 6, 2020 18:40:38 GMT
I ain't having a go at you Tids for quoting him. I just like pointing out the cunt's a cunt.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Sept 6, 2020 18:36:18 GMT
Weird, why isn't Big Cunt Ron's pearl of wisdom about Marcel Desailly included there?
|
|
