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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 30, 2020 19:37:12 GMT
The only things that should go on chips are salt and vinegar. I think you said recently that you preferred American mustard. French's, perchance?
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 30, 2020 19:54:34 GMT
The only things that should go on chips are salt and vinegar. I think you said recently that you preferred American mustard. French's, perchance?
Yes, for Hot dogs and Spam. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 30, 2020 20:01:02 GMT
French mustard for steaks.
English mustard for roast beef.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 30, 2020 20:34:54 GMT
This just in: Tonight South Birmingham has turned into an active war zone. Stirchley factions have deployed heavy artillery against their Kings Heath opponents who have responded in kind with a barrage of cannon fire. Reports indicate that the local Co-op has been rocked by heavy shelling.
It's either that or this year the locals have been buying their Bonfire Night fireworks from some major international arms dealers and are trying them out for the lolz.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 30, 2020 20:36:22 GMT
You're all cooking aren't you? No, I'm just pretending to be Keith Floyd. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 30, 2020 20:48:19 GMT
This just in: Tonight South Birmingham has turned into an active war zone. Stirchley factions have deployed heavy artillery against their Kings Heath opponents who have responded in kind with a barrage of cannon fire. Reports indicate that the local Co-op has been rocked by heavy shelling. It's either that or this year the locals have been buying their Bonfire Night fireworks from some major international arms dealers and are trying them out for the lolz. Sheep and Sheggers LARPing Fortnite? Had to happen eventually. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 30, 2020 21:11:20 GMT
The only things that should go on chips are salt and vinegar. WHAT ABOUT A FRIED EGG?! YOU'RE DEAD TO ME. |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 30, 2020 21:14:40 GMT
I have been to a Turkish restaurant, where I ate all the meat, and drank much of the beer. I now have the meat-sweats.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 30, 2020 21:36:55 GMT
This is the way.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 30, 2020 21:57:57 GMT
steak pie and Mcains chips with black pepper and ketchup
i should have gone with scrambled egg on the chips..
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 30, 2020 21:59:28 GMT
French mustard for steaks. English mustard for roast beef. absolutely, Dijon for sirloin, although you could use apple sauce for your roast beef |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 30, 2020 22:24:01 GMT
My mother is back home and more determined than ever not to have the hip replacement done.
Although she really enjoyed the ambulance ride with 3 young, handsome paramedics fussing over her.
All is well.
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Post by Destry on Oct 30, 2020 22:42:02 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 30, 2020 23:47:11 GMT
tenthenemy I hope your mum has a safety guard over the death ray so it can't be accidently pressed.
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 31, 2020 0:17:06 GMT
Celebrity fluff, but strangely interesting and rather nice. 30 of the Longest Celebrity MarriagesAlso quite a bit of, "I never knew they were together". I look forward to the typical grumpy Grauniad replies. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 31, 2020 0:17:44 GMT
Just watched the Borat movie. Haven't laughed so much in ages.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 31, 2020 10:44:43 GMT
tenthenemy I hope your mum has a safety guard over the death ray so it can't be accidently pressed. Oh, don't worry about that. It's hidden under a doily. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 31, 2020 20:21:27 GMT
Please, we call it a d'Ouilly round here.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 31, 2020 21:22:13 GMT
Just watched the Borat movie. Haven't laughed so much in ages. Just watching it now. "I hope your shits have antlers" or something to that effect. |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 31, 2020 22:12:54 GMT
Some good news at last... England win the 🏆Six Nations🏆 as the French remember how to play rugby at last and the Shamrock Shambles fail and are hoisted by their own petard... If the 🐸French🐸 play like that in the next Six Nations they'll win it. |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 31, 2020 22:31:30 GMT
I've been trying to get into Tesco's website to book a slot for the 26th November. Half that fuckin week has already gone; probably taken by able-bodied cunts who are suddenly too 'weak' to drag a trolley with their booze behind them. Felice getting his weekly booze ration home |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 31, 2020 22:35:30 GMT
And in that last, unlamented, "guess who's legs" competition, those shapely gams belonged to: |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 31, 2020 23:10:30 GMT
I'm worried about chumbles.*
*this is a lie.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 31, 2020 23:23:54 GMT
Is it still Friday?
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 1, 2020 1:20:28 GMT
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