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Post by scubar on Mar 30, 2021 14:43:31 GMT
2021 is a year of looking forward, into the future. There's no need to look into the past, and linger on what has gone. Hindsight is so 2020. Fuckin’ booooooooooooooooo |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 30, 2021 14:46:43 GMT
Yeh, fuck off sheggers.
Quack.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 30, 2021 14:46:59 GMT
2021 is a year of looking forward, into the future. There's no need to look into the past, and linger on what has gone. Hindsight is so 2020. Don't listen to em Shenguin, this is a good joke. 4* |
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Post by scubar on Mar 30, 2021 14:49:07 GMT
2021 is a year of looking forward, into the future. There's no need to look into the past, and linger on what has gone. Hindsight is so 2020. Don't listen to em Shenguin, this is a good joke. 4* Oof, endorsed by Tuffers. Kiss of death right there. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 30, 2021 14:53:26 GMT
Woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the landlord gave her one.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 30, 2021 15:02:38 GMT
Top Tip to make Easter easier this year:
Change the T to an I.
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Post by scubar on Mar 30, 2021 15:04:47 GMT
Ah’m oot. I’ll come back when you’ve stopped being bellends.
See you never!
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 30, 2021 15:09:46 GMT
Ah’m oot. I’ll come back when you’ve stopped being bellends. See you never! Well there is a challenge if I've ever seen one. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 30, 2021 15:33:20 GMT
Ffs, that's horrendous. Condolences.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 30, 2021 15:43:51 GMT
2021 is a year of looking forward, into the future. There's no need to look into the past, and linger on what has gone. Hindsight is so 2020. Don't listen to em Shenguin, this is a good joke. 4* Those that ignore the past are destined to repeat it. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 30, 2021 15:46:12 GMT
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, later as the punchline to a Shenguin joke.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 30, 2021 15:53:03 GMT
Woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the landlord gave her one. Now you've done it. Man walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the counter and says to the barman - "I'll have a pint of guinness and a single whisky please", the barman says "that's fine but you can't have the dog in here", so the man say's "Ah, that's a special dog that, it can talk", the barman say's "what a load of c**p you're having me on", so the man say's to the dog, "what do you call the stuff that covers trees"? and the dog say's "Bark" the barman is having none of it, so the man say's to the dog "what is the opposite of smooth", "Rough(Ruff)" say's the dog "he's just making noises" say's the barman, "there's no pleasing some people" say's the dog! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 30, 2021 15:53:53 GMT
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, later as the punchline to a Shenguin joke.
Sometimes only a few hours later. Which is a bit on the nose occasionally.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 30, 2021 16:42:08 GMT
ffs, the cops are coming back to interview me again. I fear the worst.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 30, 2021 16:46:27 GMT
Ah, the learned English dog (LED) strikes again.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 30, 2021 16:50:57 GMT
ffs, the cops are coming back to interview me again. I fear the worst. You only need worry if one of them says nothing, just wandering round your front room, nonchalently picking up and examining personal items and so on. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 30, 2021 16:55:55 GMT
I'm not letting the Detective Sergeant in. I've got 'stuff'.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 30, 2021 17:05:12 GMT
In my experience they're only bothered about stuff if you've done something or suspect you of having done something. When I was burgled a copper watched me slowly back kick my tray under the bed and not say a word.
Unless of course you're talking about lugers and other memorabilia looted from Nazi Germany.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 30, 2021 17:07:18 GMT
I think what he means is fings innit |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 30, 2021 17:14:28 GMT
Maybe clear your browser history.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 30, 2021 17:17:13 GMT
Plus you could ask to meet outside. Frightened of Covid etc etc.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 30, 2021 17:18:55 GMT
This is bad. Which boxer was it that had his pc taken for Bad Stuff, and ended up in jail? Grezmo, or someone like that. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 30, 2021 17:27:24 GMT
Gongfarmer I think.
And Norwich rather than jail, not that anyone can tell the difference.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 30, 2021 17:32:30 GMT
There's a place called Norwich and a place called Jail
And a place called heaven and a place called hell
And Tiddles is going to all of them except one.
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Post by scubar on Mar 30, 2021 17:57:13 GMT
*pops head around the door*
Ah
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