Chatterbox Wednesday

Whatever, I just squatted 10 reps of 82kg. Then I did another 10.

I hope you were smoking as you did it. And crying.

Do you even lift, brah?

Eventually everything descends into poo chat.

That's a bit harsh.

I don't have anything against crocodiles. There's a lot to be said for maintaining good crocodylinae-human relations. For example, here's Herododotus writing in The Histories Book 2, Chapter 69.2, on Egypt:
So, why was the Egyptian boy sad? Because his mummy was a crocodile.



I mean, look! One's even got googly eyes.



This reminds me of a friend who didn't speak Serbo-Croatian but had learnt one simple, yet very useful phrase: Oprosti, stojiš na nozi mog krokodila ("Excuse me, you are standing on the foot of my crocodile").

My own encounter with crocodiles took place in South Africa, where my Pref. Mam.'s aunt had a (disused) swimming pool in her garden that was occupied by a crocodile.

We also spent some time at Skukuza in the Kruger Park. Remember the film Lake Placid? A great example of American false advertising, as the lake was anything but placid. South Africans, on the other hand, are not beating around the bush with their nomenclature: the lake at Skukuza is called Lake Panic, so you know straight away that it's full of crocodiles.

There's a wooden roofed structure with benches at Lake Panic where you can sit and watch birds, antelopes, wart hogs, and herds of hungry, hungry hippos. You also get a better eye test than at Barnard Castle when you look around and slowly realise how many of the dead logs around the lake are actually camouflaged crocodiles.

Edit: I forgot to add that Sly was one of my neighbours in Animal Crossing New Leaf. He talked a lot about his sweaty feet.

It's not bad for an amateur.

Just poured the Pref.Mam. a drink and realised that there were 3 glasses I had stolen from various establishments at the behest of said Pref.Mam.

I am obviously the criminal here but feel that when the Feds turn up that I'm the one hard done by.

I do like the crocodile monster with the dogs legs, which snaps up the souls of the dead if their hearts weigh too much.

I celebrated Kane's birthday by having a mixed doner box with fries and salad from the German Doner kebab place. Ate in the street enroute to get the second train. Was amazing. Four stars.

It's an in service day tomorrow and the child is off school so I'm now off till Monday.

You can keep a crocodiles mouth shut with just an elastic band, all the muscle power is used in closing their jaws. That’s all I know about crocodiles

Well that can do one. FFS.