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Post by lazybones on Jun 9, 2021 13:21:25 GMT
It's a bit bigger than I would like. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 9, 2021 13:25:02 GMT
Morning bus stops!
I've been having trouble sleeping and languished awake watching someone virtually power wash a back garden until 3am whilst listening to the sounds of the forest on BBC deep sleeping sounds. Not sure why but I'm fully wired at the moment despite not touching the hull.
The new Battlefield looks top banana. Wing suits, tempests, military hardware, its all there.
BW,
TD
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 9, 2021 13:26:16 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 9, 2021 13:28:07 GMT
It's a bit bigger than I would like. So your grandad was right. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 9, 2021 13:43:23 GMT
My Grandad on my mother's side was a shop steward in the shipyard and a member of the Communist party. My Grandad on my dads side used a word that rhymes with Rambo when he came into ours and saw my public enemy record sleeve in front of the stereo. Tbf I wouldn't say he was a racist per se.. but didn't know any better. His party trick in the yards was jumping over a red hot poker in his bare feet. Sort of dangerous high jump.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 9, 2021 13:46:34 GMT
Is that impressive though? Pokers are quite small and narrow even when heated.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 9, 2021 13:51:31 GMT
Dwarves on the left, brag shit to death Lizards on the right, wild for the night Scubar in the back, come on and attract ... Attract? Not attack? You're sure about that? Freudian slip or just the type of thing someone with a soft bum would say? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 9, 2021 13:53:35 GMT
I bet Lazybones' grandparents used Izal. Maybe a red hot poker to dislodge anything particularly sticky.
No Andrex quilted for them. You eat your beef and you keep your power bum ready.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 9, 2021 13:59:04 GMT
I only remember my grandad on my dad's side, but he died when I was pretty young. I asked my dad about him recently and he described him as a 'Communist Fascist'. Not sure what that was supposed to mean. Coming from my dad I assume it means my grandad was vaguely left-leaning. My other grandad, on my mum's side, died before I was born. Jet black hair, insanely blue eyes. Like the devil himself.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 9, 2021 14:01:10 GMT
Dwarves on the left, brag shit to death Lizards on the right, wild for the night Scubar in the back, come on and attract ... Attract? Not attack? You're sure about that? Freudian slip or just the type of thing someone with a soft bum would say? I was unsure about that too. I'm glad you pulled it up. I was taking the lyrics from a Wu-Tang Clan record. It's what the lyric web-sites all say. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 9, 2021 14:02:00 GMT
I only remember my grandad on my dad's side, but he died when I was pretty young. I asked my dad about him recently and he described him as a 'Communist Fascist'. Not sure what that was supposed to mean. Coming from my dad I assume it means my grandad was vaguely left-leaning. My other grandad, on my mum's side, died before I was born. Jet black hair, insanely blue eyes. Like the devil himself. My Grandad on my mother's side was a shop steward in the shipyard and a member of the Communist party. My Grandad on my dads side used a word that rhymes with Rambo when he came into ours and saw my public enemy record sleeve in front of the stereo. Tbf I wouldn't say he was a racist per se.. but didn't know any better. His party trick in the yards was jumping over a red hot poker in his bare feet. Sort of dangerous high jump. I presume Lazy and Crank are cousins. Lazybones' grandad is Crank's granny or something. It's the only thing that makes sense. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 9, 2021 14:04:28 GMT
I also used to have a grandad.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 9, 2021 14:10:07 GMT
Today has been quite the day. In the morning I had my lockdown locks cropped and now I actually resemble a human being.
Then I went on a safari into the city centre to get to one of the few remaining branches of my bank. Last week I found out that my local branch has been closed "due to unforseen circumstances", as the note on the door said.
To satisfy Priti "Terrible" Patel in my quest for EU settled status I need annual statements of my banking activity for the last 5 years. Turns out the bank needs to order those.
Now I'm finishing a pint of Peroni (in memory of my PM who learnt how to order a "Nastro Azzurro" on a conference trip to Italy). I had a lunch of crispy calamari with wasabi mayo as a starter followed by katsu chicken curry with noodles. I managed to eat this without draping noodles all over my front.
This is the first time I've been eating out since the start of this whole shitshow. It's good getting back to normal even if I miss my PM terribly. He hated katsu curry.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 9, 2021 14:11:20 GMT
Me too . . . Faceless . . . are we . . . cousins?
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Post by Faceless on Jun 9, 2021 14:25:59 GMT
Unlikely. I've only got one cousin and he's a right weirdo. Can't handle his booze, always complaining about his step-kids and how terrible his life is.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 9, 2021 14:26:45 GMT
Why does lazy keep deleting his posts?
Lazy - why do you keep deleting your posts?
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 9, 2021 14:27:51 GMT
Is that impressive though? Pokers are quite small and narrow even when heated. I say poker. Was more a steel rod. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 9, 2021 14:31:13 GMT
The new Battlefield looks top banana. Wing suits, tempests, military hardware, its all there. Do you have a link please because I could not find one of Youtube? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 9, 2021 14:31:48 GMT
Are we doing a fantasy footy thing like we did for the World Cup?
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 9, 2021 14:32:56 GMT
It's a bit bigger than I would like. Not a phrase I've ever had said to me. What we talking about? Oh bums, nah not that either. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 9, 2021 14:33:59 GMT
Are we doing a fantasy footy thing like we did for the World Cup? Is England to win not fantasy enough? (Those in glass houses etc) |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 9, 2021 14:39:11 GMT
Are we doing a fantasy footy thing like we did for the World Cup? Make it happen, banyfark. |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 9, 2021 14:39:52 GMT
Why does lazy keep deleting his posts? Lazy - why do you keep deleting your posts? I do don't I?
Sometimes it's easier to erase something than it is to create.
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Post by whatalark on Jun 9, 2021 14:59:49 GMT
Mr Henry wolfed down a yellow duster. Only just touched it and whoosh it was gone. Didn't flinch, just carried on as though nothing had happened. I'm in awe of the guy.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 9, 2021 15:10:12 GMT
Hi
Earlier I sat outside a pub in the Derbyshire countryside, in the boiling sun, and and ate probably the perfect burger with a side of onion rings and a pot of barbecue sauce.
Brioche bun, lettuce, tomato, red onion, burger, a slice of smoked cheese. Simple, but expertly executed.
Mwah *kisses bunched fingers*
No beer though as I was driving.
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