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Post by Admin on Jun 11, 2021 21:08:33 GMT
 It's the weekend. |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 11, 2021 23:08:47 GMT
Can you imagine what it would be like … to go to a friend’s house, to watch an England game, and to find Alan Shearer there, ensconced in an armchair?
I don’t think he would accept any crisps. I think he would only drink the few drinks he had in the fridge. I think his chat would be so football oriented the atmosphere would be uncomfortable, because what would you say? How could you argue?
I think it would be uncomfortable for him too.
It’s an unrealistic set of circumstances …
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 12, 2021 0:05:20 GMT
Hi
Well, it turns out the shed is a brilliant lodge, the tin bath is a tremendously warm jet tastic clean hot tub and I haven't, yet, been molested in the woods. Nor peed/shat in said tub. 4*
Italy looked decent. Cesc Fabregas, in the preamble, picked the same England team as me for England v Croatia. So Southgate will go with the axis of snooze, Dier-Henderson-Rice. Oh.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 12, 2021 1:40:04 GMT
Can you imagine what it would be like … to go to a friend’s house, to watch an England game, and to find Alan Shearer there, ensconced in an armchair? I don’t think he would accept any crisps. I think he would only drink the few drinks he had in the fridge. I think his chat would be so football oriented the atmosphere would be uncomfortable, because what do you say? How could you argue? I think it would be uncomfortable for him too. It’s an unrealistic set of circumstances. I once found Peter Beardsley living in my shaving foam. I told him to fuck off.
#Trufax.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 12, 2021 7:07:25 GMT
Pat Nevin and David Suchet have both inconvenienced me at airports. Wankers.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 12, 2021 7:18:18 GMT
Did you get arrested for the murder?
I bet Pat solved it.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 12, 2021 7:23:28 GMT
Come to think of it, one time Sandi Toksvig jumped a queue on me at a library too. All these tiny wee people have it in for me. A conspiracy.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 12, 2021 7:28:24 GMT
At least I've never found Alan Shearer in my armchair. Count your blessings, I guess.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 12, 2021 8:41:35 GMT
So I've won the SportsBall competition, assuming it's all over.
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Post by amipal on Jun 12, 2021 8:59:38 GMT
Morning all.
Is there football on? Must have missed it.
Although I did hear that a remote control ID.3 was used to being the ball onto the pitch.
Gamesblog: added the latest PS+ games to the collection. I’ll never play them.
TVblog: an old Grand Designs. And then B5.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 12, 2021 9:31:30 GMT
I am an utter shambles of a man today. Even worse than usual.
Hair of the dog may be deployed.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 12, 2021 9:49:53 GMT
So I've won the SportsBall competition, assuming it's all over. It is now. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 12, 2021 10:22:19 GMT
A mid table start for cranks lads. The half time bollocking with their orange slice did the trick.
Hello.
TV. That thing with Kate Winslet.
Games. Went back to the last ps+ free Tomb Raider. Mainly as I shoved on BF:V multiplayer and was repeatedly murdered. Only managed a couple of murders myself.
Football. No.
Two cans of beer by cunts/for cunts (not ordered by me) and some revels.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 12, 2021 10:33:59 GMT
6 people recruited plus 2 loyalty missions, off to save the space racist.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 12, 2021 10:51:25 GMT
Two cans of beer by cunts/for cunts I had two cans of punk IPA. I could really taste the culture of fear. Delicious. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 12, 2021 10:52:01 GMT
I got up early this morning and went for a 10 mile run. I now deeply regret my actions.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 12, 2021 11:24:17 GMT
I got up early this morning and went for a 10 mile run. I now deeply regret my actions. Blimey, that's a long way to get to a Co-op. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 12, 2021 11:36:31 GMT
I've started drinking.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 12, 2021 11:46:40 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 12, 2021 12:19:10 GMT
I might watch Ichi the Killer. |
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Post by amipal on Jun 12, 2021 12:27:16 GMT
Careful. I drank some red wine last night, and my head hurts today. |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 12, 2021 12:56:20 GMT
I just played Fortnite with my friend, in Duos.
Oh man - we won three times. Three.
I can’t believe it. Possibly the best videogame achievement of my entire life.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 12, 2021 12:57:05 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Jun 12, 2021 13:10:03 GMT
Eeeeeyyyyyy
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 12, 2021 13:19:38 GMT
*blouse buttons pop open*
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