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Post by Admin on Jun 18, 2021 21:23:19 GMT
 It's the weekend. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 18, 2021 22:46:04 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 18, 2021 23:03:28 GMT
How do you turn on auto subs?
Stupid Flanders.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 18, 2021 23:23:58 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 19, 2021 7:22:52 GMT
We agreed to not count match day 1, right? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 19, 2021 8:03:53 GMT
My mouth tastes like the floor of a New York taxi-cab.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2021 9:54:50 GMT
I've put my shoulder out getting out of bed. I knew when I said this the pm would wittily comment about staying in bed too long as she had got up about an hour before with the child. Send half brick*.
Nurofen and coffee chaser.
*For me, not her.
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Post by scubar on Jun 19, 2021 11:03:56 GMT
The child. My only child. The youngling I brought into the world informs me she's supporting England tonight. They’ve turned the weans against you? |
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Post by scubar on Jun 19, 2021 11:11:59 GMT
Hello
Due to the increasing unlikelihood of Mrs Scubar and I going away on holiday this year (thanks Boris!) we have decided to buy a hot tub. It is now set up and warming up. I realise Greta would be disappointed in me, but I feel this is offset by not flying anywhere.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 19, 2021 11:17:23 GMT
I realise Greta would be disappointed in me, but I feel this is offset by not flying anywhere. Your face is offset by not flying anywhere.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 19, 2021 11:22:15 GMT
My inability to melt this icesheet has been offset by my decision to melt a different icesheet. I'm sure Greta won't be that upset.
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Post by scubar on Jun 19, 2021 11:23:18 GMT
I realise Greta would be disappointed in me, but I feel this is offset by not flying anywhere. Your face is upset by not flying anywhere.
FTFY |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 19, 2021 11:28:43 GMT
Sex ponds are disgusting.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 19, 2021 11:31:19 GMT
Hello Due to the increasing unlikelihood of Mrs Scubar and I going away on holiday this year (thanks Boris!) we have decided to buy a hot tub. It is now set up and warming up. I realise Greta would be disappointed in me, but I feel this is offset by not flying anywhere. Hot tubs are ace! What time shall we all turn up? *puts on speedos* |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 19, 2021 11:31:54 GMT
Sex ponds are disgusting. Maybe he's some sort of amphibian? Webbed toes, six fingers, greenish skin, lays eggs near the pond. I've been to Plymouth and that is quite a normal look there. |
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Post by Destry on Jun 19, 2021 11:33:37 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2021 12:06:49 GMT
The child. My only child. The youngling I brought into the world informs me she's supporting England tonight. They’ve turned the weans against you? It was all sorted out by the first beating Yellow card and she was waving a saltire. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2021 12:13:58 GMT
Tuna, gherkin and dairylea slice panini. Tremendous scenes.
I see some member of the Tartan Army larped the Begbie hotel scene from Trainspotting.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 19, 2021 12:30:41 GMT
Sex ponds are disgusting. Maybe he's some sort of amphibian? Webbed toes, six fingers, greenish skin, lays eggs near the pond. I've been to Plymouth and that is quite a normal look there. I can't argue with that.
cunt
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 19, 2021 14:32:15 GMT
Well done Mr T, killed it dead, truly the Domestos of the Box.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 19, 2021 14:43:02 GMT
Out of curiosity how long is it before the death is called?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 19, 2021 14:46:28 GMT
I think it is an hour without response.
After an hour you are free to assume control.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 19, 2021 15:02:14 GMT
I wonder if there's a Hungarian Graeme Souness is a studio right now frothing with rage at the other pundits having the nerve to mention France.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2021 15:56:07 GMT
Probably right next to the French Rio Ferdinand greetin in his croissant.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 19, 2021 16:05:34 GMT
Shepard's Pie made for tomorrow's lunch, homemade pizza tonight, life is good, as the album title says.
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