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Post by amipal on Jul 4, 2021 8:24:57 GMT
The only problem with this explanation is that it doesn't explain how this place escaped the purification process Purrification process? 🐈 |
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Post by amipal on Jul 4, 2021 8:28:19 GMT
Morning all.
A damp and grey start down in Sussex. I think the rain woke the boy - him shouting at 6:30 that that he’s hungry is not a great start to my day, but it is what it is.
Filmblog: Hobbs & Shaw. Enjoyable rubbish. 4*
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Post by Faceless on Jul 4, 2021 8:35:49 GMT
Morning.
Faceless jnr woke me up at 1:15am to ask what the final score was. He then went into the bathroom and pissed on the floor. He's becoming more like me every day.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2021 8:36:03 GMT
Cold half a kebab and a can of warm 7up in a poly bag hanging on the outside of his bedroom door would solve that. Your welcome.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2021 8:36:51 GMT
That was aimed at Amipal, but under the circumstances.
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 4, 2021 8:58:08 GMT
So euroballs did well, tennis isn't that bad either and any word on the rugby or cricket?
Games none.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2021 9:02:43 GMT
This morning I inadvertently launched an air-biscuit of such magnitude that it woke Mrs T up. She not happy with me.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 4, 2021 9:06:07 GMT
Well, well, well...  The air is thin at the top. Congratulations to Team I Guess. Two 3rd places for the price of not even one, and it looks as if Shenguin has peaked/peeked/piqued too early. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2021 9:42:02 GMT
Hello
I should be going on my big run.
20 laps!
I meant to get up at 6.
Hmmm.
I’ll just finish this cup of tea.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2021 9:43:44 GMT
I started reading the book on Satan.
I’m beginning to suspect it will be more a history of the early Christian church. Dry as a Sainsbury’s oatmeal cracker.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2021 9:44:47 GMT
Only an inch more of tea at the bottom of the cup.
I should drink it.
I can’t put off this run much longer.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2021 9:48:16 GMT
Considering half my team are at home I'm quite pleased with 34 points.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2021 10:15:15 GMT
Today is National 'Thank You' day.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 4, 2021 10:21:45 GMT
The Midlands monsoon season is on again. Pretty sure we already had am month's worth of rain in one day before and this is already the September rain allowance.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 4, 2021 10:24:42 GMT
Today is National 'Thank You' day. " Thank you, brave NHS workers, and please stop asking for more money." |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2021 11:02:21 GMT
Morning!
I'm suboptimal today. This was due to drinking ALL the beers. I believe I am required to do the same on Wednesday night. I do need to brush up on my anti-Danish insults though, so far I only have:
"oh get up you diving pastry/bacon muncher!"
Anyone daring to think about booking next Monday off work? Nope, me neither.
No games.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 11:18:45 GMT
This morning I inadvertently launched an air-biscuit of such magnitude that it woke Mrs T up. She not happy with me. Sedem Humanitati Beatus Est |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 11:23:40 GMT
Today is National 'Thank You' day. Thank you, I did not know that. I do now so you can toddle orf ta. gratias tibi! |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2021 11:23:48 GMT
Something about Carlsberg.
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Post by amipal on Jul 4, 2021 11:28:16 GMT
TuffersI’m off next Monday. Not for the football, you understand, but because the day before is the party for my 40th birthday.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2021 11:29:38 GMT
Tuffers wasn't invited?
Awks.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jul 4, 2021 11:43:10 GMT
Last night I appear to have either ordered pizzas, or mugged a deliveroo.
Cold leftover pizza is great hangover food…… maybe I should have picked the chillies off it first though. Ooof.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2021 11:45:28 GMT
TuffersI’m off next Monday. Not for the football, you understand, but because the day before is the party for my 40th birthday. What better birthday present than watching King Harry lift the trophy. "we did it for Amipal, Gareth and the country" said King Kane afterwards. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 4, 2021 12:24:58 GMT
Morning! I'm suboptimal today. This was due to drinking ALL the beers. I believe I am required to do the same on Wednesday night. I do need to brush up on my anti-Danish insults though, so far I only have: "oh get up you diving pastry/bacon muncher!" Traditional taunts are always the best. Just say "Your mother was a pølser and your father smelt of påskebryg", that should dent their confidence because it's not even an exaggeration. It's the English chants I'm worried about. "It's coming home" and "Ingerrrlaaand" is weak pølser sauce compared to the Danish slogan |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 12:32:58 GMT
Tuffers I’m off next Monday. Not for the football, you understand, but because the day before is the party for my 40th birthday. What better birthday present than watching King Harry lift the trophy. "we did it for Amipal, Gareth and the country" said King Kane afterwards. Plausible deniability: In the event of absolute success, back slap and laud yourself. In the event of catastrophic failure, deny all and blame amipal. |
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