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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 12:38:07 GMT
We are red, white and blue and you all stink of p**!
(hint: ends in oo). I apologise for the childishness of this statement* *no I don't!
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 4, 2021 12:47:00 GMT
We are red, white and blue and you all stink of p**!
(hint: ends in oo). I apologise for the childishness of this statement* *no I don't! Now wait a minute. Have you seen the English flag lately? I'm afraid all the blue belongs to Scotland. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2021 12:52:21 GMT
Been looking at Copenhagen this morning. Looks great. I've never been to any of the Scandinavian countries.
Lunch was smoked mackerel and beetroot couscous. Bootiful.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 4, 2021 13:01:32 GMT
Cumberland sausages, mash and beans for lunch.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2021 13:04:28 GMT
Sausage rolls (warmed) and HP sauce. Boodiful.
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Post by Destry on Jul 4, 2021 13:17:19 GMT
Hello
My daughters have taken my wife out for a belated birthday meal at The Ivy in Cobham.
I am drinking Hobgoblin, watching the rugby on Ch4, following the cricket on the BBC website and will be having a doner kebab later.
Life is good.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2021 13:24:04 GMT
We are red, white and blue and you all stink of p**!
Now wait a minute. Have you seen the English flag lately? I'm afraid all the blue belongs to Scotland. I hate to correct you Tenthen, but there is no blue in the English flag.
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Post by Destry on Jul 4, 2021 13:26:06 GMT
I think that's the point she was making.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2021 13:28:53 GMT
I think that's the point she was making. Ah...nuts..
Now I feel even thicker than usual.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2021 13:31:47 GMT
I wonder if lazybones has finished his 20 laps around his Satanic book? |
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Post by Destry on Jul 4, 2021 13:36:40 GMT
How about:
"We are red, white; that's it, and you all stink of shit"
Unfortunately the Danes can say the same...
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2021 13:38:09 GMT
Hello
I did my 20 laps. I’m a bit disappointed at how far it actually is though - actually was. It wasn’t even five miles …
I’d worked my way up from 10 laps a few weeks ago. I thought it was a big achievement.
25 laps is my next milestone. 10,000 metres!
Then 40 laps and I’ll be on my way to a half marathon.
If I can get to the point where I’m running a marathon every week there will be no way - no way - I can be out of shape.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2021 13:44:54 GMT
But at what cost?
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2021 13:47:00 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 4, 2021 13:48:17 GMT
How about
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2021 13:50:36 GMT
I have a technique. A secret running technique from the heart of Mexico. Not that secret - I read it in a book. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 13:50:58 GMT
We are red, white and blue and you all stink of p**!
(hint: ends in oo). I apologise for the childishness of this statement* *no I don't! Now wait a minute. Have you seen the English flag lately? I'm afraid all the blue belongs to Scotland. That's fine by me, I'm half Scots on my mums side. (celtic p or gaelic for the welsh bit maybe)? me 0 history 1 "I don't like them odds Clive"! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 13:55:38 GMT
I think that's the point she was making. Ah...nuts..
Now I feel even thicker than usual.
WOOHOO - I'm not the only one. (makes notes to follow and mimic Mr.Tiddles for future [stalking/copying/ID cloning] -delete as appropriate). |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 13:56:37 GMT
I wonder if lazybones has finished his 20 lap dancers around his Satanic book? ftfy |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2021 13:58:59 GMT
I wonder if lazybones has finished his 20 lap dancers around his Satanic book? ftfy That makes no sense. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 13:59:49 GMT
BMI index. a fitter body means better tone in the muscles or more muscle bulk, resulting in an increase in BMI. oh dear - medic. |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 4, 2021 14:19:01 GMT
BMI index. a fitter body means better tone in the muscles or more muscle bulk, resulting in an increase in BMI. oh dear - medic. Now, I'm no professor, but I'm pretty sure running is unlikely to increase BMI. Unless that was a very clever joke that I didn't get. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2021 14:22:17 GMT
I think exercise can increase BMI, because muscle is heavier than fat.
It’s not a bad thing though.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 4, 2021 14:22:38 GMT
What is lazybones' mystical Mexican running secret? I bet it's hard drugs. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 4, 2021 14:38:36 GMT
Kane-isms: better 20 lap dancers than 20 laps. |
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