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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2021 20:22:30 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 25, 2021 20:24:15 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2021 20:31:07 GMT
No need for thanks. 15 is a good score, beats our 12. I bet Tuffers got 24/23 cards this year. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2021 20:52:17 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 25, 2021 20:53:20 GMT
I got 3.
One from the PM (not that cunt Johnson)
One each from the younglings. Although they both gave the exact same card 🤷♂️. I smell a multipack.
I only sent one.
Other cards were received, but not solely to me, so they mean nothing. Worthless.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 25, 2021 20:57:11 GMT
OTTM - I'm reading my Viz annual 2022. As usual the letters and top tips are the best. I have been doing Mega Lols* and I'm not even drunk yet. I abstained earlier so didn't fuck up my Xmas dinner timings.
*who will be the first to say "its not as funny as it used to be"?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2021 20:59:01 GMT
Viz themselves did say "it's funny again" in one of their recent annuals.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 25, 2021 21:03:23 GMT
1 admin, 8 members and 17 guests, who else is here, are you lurking and don’t want to talk?
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 25, 2021 21:04:50 GMT
Make your Spanish postman fall over by painting a football penalty area on your drive.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 25, 2021 21:41:18 GMT
Hello again
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Post by lazybones on Dec 25, 2021 21:43:42 GMT
I don’t know how I feel about the 21.00 to 22.00 spell on a Christmas Day.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 25, 2021 21:45:09 GMT
I’ve had the feeling before.
Am I drunk? Dehydrated? Do I want more food?
Watch something I want to watch or go pure Christmas trad’?
Have another drink?
I probably should.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2021 21:57:13 GMT
Hullo Lazy.
I've done the trad. setting fire to the Xmas pudding and now there's some Hennessy cognac left. It would be rude not to.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 25, 2021 21:58:25 GMT
More drink Lazybones, more drink.
I've just opened my 4th beer. It's as if I haven't had the other 3. I think the extremely large dinner is soaking up all the sweet alcohol. I might have to switch drinks. Or "swap out", as the late, great Amipal, RIP, would say, for something stronger. I have a bottle of Shiraz or alternatively some "Red wine with sleeping pills dissolved into it" (also known as Taylor's Port).
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Post by Faceless on Dec 25, 2021 22:01:26 GMT
I've been alternating between beer and rum. I think it's probably time to switch to wine
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Post by Faceless on Dec 25, 2021 22:02:18 GMT
I'm being forced to watch the latest Disney offering. It's a bit crap
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 25, 2021 22:14:15 GMT
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🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by lazybones on Dec 25, 2021 22:34:26 GMT
More drink Lazybones, more drink. I've just opened my 4th beer. It's as if I haven't had the other 3. I think the extremely large dinner is soaking up all the sweet alcohol. I might have to switch drinks. Or "swap out", as the late, great Amipal, RIP, would say, for something stronger. I have a bottle of Shiraz or alternatively some "Red wine with sleeping pills dissolved into it" (also known as Taylor's Port). I know that feeling. I’ve drunk a bottle and a half of sherry today and still feel sober. Maybe a bottle and a half isn’t much over the space of a day. I don’t know… |
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Post by silcox on Dec 25, 2021 23:09:07 GMT
Rain delayed toss? Time to gamble on opening another bottle.
Twist
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 25, 2021 23:30:13 GMT
I'd pressed go on a dearer one, but if this deal is still on in the morning i'll swap to this. I should wait until it's easier to focus with both eyes open... Cheers! I will have a beer for your while listening to the cricket. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 25, 2021 23:32:31 GMT
More drink Lazybones, more drink. I've just opened my 4th beer. It's as if I haven't had the other 3. I think the extremely large dinner is soaking up all the sweet alcohol. I might have to switch drinks. Or "swap out", as the late, great Amipal, RIP, would say, for something stronger. I have a bottle of Shiraz or alternatively some "Red wine with sleeping pills dissolved into it" (also known as Taylor's Port). I had 1 1/3 bottles of red from mid afternoon. I am now on Erdinger. Maybe a whishky or two to finish? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 25, 2021 23:33:36 GMT
There is no football tomorrow.
England to bat. So i should get to hear some English bowling before bed.
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Post by silcox on Dec 25, 2021 23:35:23 GMT
Beer after wine? You're a mad man Sheep!
I'm fucked. Keep going as I can't drink tomorrow because of driving. Took me three tries to understand the toss
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 25, 2021 23:36:30 GMT
Oh balls, lost the toss. On a wicket that looks like early May in Durham. What could go wrong?
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 25, 2021 23:37:25 GMT
Beer after wine you'll feel fine.
Australia win tbe toss. England to bat first.
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