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Post by crankcaller on Dec 26, 2021 10:15:24 GMT
Hello.
Couple of beers last night, Spidermans European vacation, installed Ableton on the PM's nieces laptop.
Hoping to get in some gaming on the laptop today but will probably be deemed "antisocial" by the pm. You don't say...
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 26, 2021 10:19:02 GMT
The lorries are far enough away from the owners for them to not hear. Nail under each wheel instead then?
Any grand food plans for today?
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2021 10:32:29 GMT
Report the Lorrymen to the council, fuzz and DVLA; here the pest is a Fish and Chip van. The lads do festivals etc. on weekends. Their cheeky mother parks her Mercedes in the spot when they're away, as if they own the road. The council won't do a thing because their cousins are councillors.
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Post by amipal on Dec 26, 2021 10:34:45 GMT
Report them as abandoned.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 26, 2021 10:39:54 GMT
Banana up the exhaust pipe. Worked a treat for Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 26, 2021 11:08:04 GMT
Banana up the exhaust pipe. If only stxdpr had this advice 9 months ago, he wouldn't be in baby jail |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 26, 2021 11:17:40 GMT
Lorries options.
1) Get the local rag involved.
2) Baked beans and/or eggs on the windscreens.
That'll be £5. Ta.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 26, 2021 11:39:01 GMT
How long do we have to use this box for? Does it have to last through to New Year? I feel we should have taken better care of it.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2021 11:59:57 GMT
How long do we have to use this box for? Does it have to last through to New Year? I feel we should have taken better care of it. So you're of the "We've really made a mess of this place, shall we tidy it up?" "Nah, let's move house." persuasion? Uncle Destry's going to give you a severe boll.. oh, he's sleeping it off in the bathtub... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 26, 2021 12:04:25 GMT
Crank
Cheaper SSD bought. Thanks for the heads up.
Can't cancel the other one apparently, but can return it via the delivery driver. It's not due until Thursday.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2021 12:10:55 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 26, 2021 12:11:36 GMT
How long do we have to use this box for? Does it have to last through to New Year? I feel we should have taken better care of it. So you're of the "We've really made a mess of this place, shall we tidy it up?" "Nah, let's move house." persuasion? Uncle Destry's going to give you a severe boll.. oh, he's sleeping it off in the bathtub...
...or is he?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 26, 2021 12:26:35 GMT
We watched Jimmy Carr on Netflix last night with all the family. It was pretty awkward at times.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 26, 2021 13:01:21 GMT
I thought it was a Tailpipe?
MORNING!
Let's not mention the cricket. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.
Today I'm going to eat food and drink liquids. And play electronic games, read words and maybe watch some kick ball.
Hurrah!
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 26, 2021 13:11:22 GMT
Happy Boxing Day all.
Christmas went well I may have drunk a gallon of red wine, feeling a tad fragile.
Cooking rolled sirloin for dinner today.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 26, 2021 13:23:23 GMT
Had a wee go of Forza earlier. All fun till the child appeared wanting a shot. This was fine In theory - until she decided I was her child and she was driving me home and how was school?
So basically dolls spoiling Forza combo.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 26, 2021 13:25:02 GMT
Just ate a cold leftovers sandwich:
Turkey
Gammon
Pigs in blankets
Roast potatoes
Gravy
Cauliflower cheese
I am now watching Ron's Gone Wrong, which appears to be a fable about the false economy of buying cheap gifts for your kids
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 26, 2021 13:29:59 GMT
Ron's Gone Wrong is ace
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2021 13:40:32 GMT
Just ate a cold leftovers sandwich: Turkey Gammon Pigs in blankets Roast potatoes Gravy Cauliflower cheese I am now watching Ron's Gone Wrong, which appears to be a fable about the false economy of buying cheap gifts for your kids Faceless Has Gone Wrong... Bubble and Squeak, loads of pickles Mustard on the Gammon, crusty bread - it's traditional, init... and beer with it - god, I am sooo bloody hungry. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 26, 2021 13:55:33 GMT
Had a wee go of Forza earlier. All fun till the child appeared wanting a shot. This was fine In theory - until she decided I was her child and she was driving me home and how was school? So basically dolls spoiling Forza combo. I just got 3 stars on all the Danger Signs and nobody asked me nothing. 4* |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 26, 2021 14:30:15 GMT
Kid 1 just got two nerf guns from his Aunt. Absolute scenes.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2021 16:56:19 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2021 18:19:16 GMT
The ability to brew beer? |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 26, 2021 18:37:23 GMT
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Post by amipal on Dec 26, 2021 19:38:23 GMT
I thought it was a Tailpipe? U wot m8? |
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