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Post by Shenguin on Jan 7, 2022 19:28:38 GMT
Despite its diminutive stature, it felt like it went on forever. That's what she said. <sobs> |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 7, 2022 19:35:34 GMT
Boro news: Caolan Boyd-Munce signs from BirminghamSo, Blues fans, what can you tell me about him? 7 championship appearances. Mostly 2 seasons ago. Difficult to remember. There's definitely been plenty of hype about him over the last few years, I remember that. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 7, 2022 19:37:14 GMT
Boro news: Caolan Boyd-Munce signs from BirminghamSo, Blues fans, what can you tell me about him? Norra lot. I have seen him play once. Away at Portsmouth in the League Cup. We lost 3-0. He was no worse than anybody else. Also 6 times on tv at the end of 2019-20. We were dogshit after the lockdown restart. We barely attacked and only just stayed up. He played a few of those games. Did ok considering we were awful. Hasn't been seen since. Maybe he'll have a good career. It feels like he is one in a long list who hasn't quite made it. I expected him to move down a division or two. If there are any other players you'd like from us I am sure we can arrange a BOGOF maybe even a BOGTF. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 7, 2022 19:43:40 GMT
It's not that all our players are terrible, some of them are ok. But when you add them all together the effect is not whelming.
I'm not saying you've made a terrible mistake buying Boyd Munce, but we have a no returns policy and will take chocolate money.
He's a fringe player for a poor side (us, not you). Definitely a bit of a gamble.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 7, 2022 19:50:18 GMT
He's going to grow into one of the greats of his generation, isn't he?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 7, 2022 19:52:51 GMT
Boro news: Caolan Boyd-Munce signs from BirminghamSo, Blues fans, what can you tell me about him? 7 championship appearances. Mostly 2 seasons ago. Difficult to remember. There's definitely been plenty of hype about him over the last few years, I remember that. You were also at the Portsmouth game. 1) Jude's debut 2) we were awful 3) Stockydale in goal 4) Portsmouth is not close to west Somerset. 5) Or Birmingham |
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Post by Destry on Jan 7, 2022 19:54:00 GMT
I'm guessing Wilder sees something in him and knows what he's doing. i don't imagine his signing broke the bank. Thanks chaps.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 7, 2022 20:05:07 GMT
I'm guessing Wilder sees something in him and knows what he's doing. i don't imagine his signing broke the bank. Thanks chaps. Didn't he pay £24m for Rhian Brewster? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 7, 2022 20:06:47 GMT
It's a hell of a name. Good luck getting that one into a catchy song.
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Post by Destry on Jan 7, 2022 20:09:38 GMT
I'm guessing Wilder sees something in him and knows what he's doing. i don't imagine his signing broke the bank. Thanks chaps. Didn't he pay £24m for Rhian Brewster? Brewster's Millions? |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 7, 2022 20:10:02 GMT
7 championship appearances. Mostly 2 seasons ago. Difficult to remember. There's definitely been plenty of hype about him over the last few years, I remember that. You were also at the Portsmouth game. 1) Jude's debut 2) we were awful 3) Stockydale in goal 4) Portsmouth is not close to west Somerset. 5) Or Birmingham Plymouth. I was sure it was Plymouth when I bought the ticket. Fucksake. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 7, 2022 20:12:25 GMT
Plymouth is tomorrow. Portsmouth was August 2019.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 7, 2022 20:15:11 GMT
It's a hell of a name. Good luck getting that one into a catchy song. There was a young player Boyd-Munce, Clubs splashed out and took punts, This is the news: He left the Blues, And now plays for the Smoggie cunts. Edit: no offence Destry. I wrote Geordie, not Smoggie, originally, and decided it was too provocatively offensive. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 7, 2022 20:16:15 GMT
It's a hell of a name. Good luck getting that one into a catchy song. Give us a C...give us an A...................................................(sometime later)...................................................give us a Y...give us a D..................................(yet later still)....................give us a N...give us a C...Oh, Fuck it! You've all gone home? |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 7, 2022 20:23:21 GMT
"Stockydale". I mean, he could lose a few pounds, but it still manages to sound like an uncomfortably affectionate endearment.
I like it.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 7, 2022 20:32:07 GMT
There was a young prospect called Munce
Who atrracted some big Boro' bunce
In him Wilder was sure
Alas he missed the barn door
And now Chris looks like a dunce
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 7, 2022 20:40:44 GMT
There's only ooooone Caolan Boyd-Munce,
He eaaaats parmos for lunch,
He comes from Ireland,
He hates Sunderland,
Walking in a Boyd-Munce wonderland.
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Post by Destry on Jan 7, 2022 20:45:43 GMT
It's a hell of a name. Good luck getting that one into a catchy song. But if he's a success, just think of the personalised shirt sales. "I'm sorry, we can only do that in extra wide" Re: chants My favourite Boro one was when we signed Joseph-Désiré Job. ♫ 1 job on Teesside, There's only 1 job on Teesside, 1 job on Teeeeeesside, There's only 1 job on Teesside...♫ |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 7, 2022 20:50:17 GMT
"Stockydale". I mean, he could lose a few pounds, but it still manages to sound like an uncomfortably affectionate endearment. I like it. I think iit was the first season we had adidas pro-fit kit. It doesn't flatter the fuller figured fan goalkeeper. He looked like Big Nev in the after photos. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 7, 2022 20:55:10 GMT
Chumbles , you've never mentioned* are you a Dad? *that I remember Nope; Sometimes I regret it, but others not - especially when I was in hospital for 9 months... It was difficult and excruciatingly painful enough without having to try and reassure family that I wasn't dying, when on repeated occasions I pretty obviously was. I am now entirely bereft of family or any friends close by. So apart from nurses I don't have any cunts jollying me along whilst trying to hide pitying looks. Or, worse still, making fatuous, stupid and ill-considered suggestions as what I can do to occupy myself, when there already aren't enough hours in the day to do what I want or need to do. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 7, 2022 21:03:07 GMT
So, err... what about them games eh?
[EDIT] That was for the footballists. Weirdos.
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Post by Destry on Jan 7, 2022 21:12:54 GMT
So, err... what about them games eh? Games are for children, and the feeble minded. Are you new here? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 7, 2022 21:28:15 GMT
Chumbles , you've never mentioned* are you a Dad? *that I remember Nope; Sometimes I regret it, but others not - especially when I was in hospital for 9 months... It was difficult and excruciatingly painful enough without having to try and reassure family that I wasn't dying, when on repeated occasions I pretty obviously was. I am now entirely bereft of family or any friends close by. So apart from nurses I don't have any cunts jollying me along whilst trying to hide pitying looks. Or, worse still, making fatuous, stupid and ill-considered suggestions as what I can do to occupy myself, when there already aren't enough hours in the day to do what I want or need to do. So you have no excuse for the jokes you post. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 7, 2022 21:38:11 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 7, 2022 22:03:11 GMT
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