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Post by amipal on Feb 1, 2022 12:54:15 GMT
Just checking that 47 is still "mid 40's" right? I mean it's closer to 45 than 50 so it's indisputable. 41,42 early 40s 43,44,45,46,47 mid 40s 48,49 late 40s Good good, glad we all agree. No, absolutely not. Behold!40/41/42 - early 43/44/45/46 - mid 47/48/49 - late
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 1, 2022 13:10:55 GMT
I can't imagine how painful life is when you reach 47. I expect your bollocks are swinging somewhere near your knees and you are no longer able to understand what people under age 21 say.
The rain must feel cold and terrifying, every cough or sneeze would have you updating your will...
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 1, 2022 13:20:31 GMT
Just checking that 47 is still "mid 40's" right? I mean it's closer to 45 than 50 so it's indisputable. 41,42 early 40s 43,44,45,46,47 mid 40s 48,49 late 40s Good good, glad we all agree. No, absolutely not. Behold!40/41/42 - early 43/44/45/46 - mid 47/48/49 - late 9/20
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 1, 2022 13:20:56 GMT
Happy Birthday Tuffers! Hope you have a great day.
I'm on a bus as trains are off and I went to a branch library to fix printing and WiFi on my way in. It all took longer than expected - but the upside was I celebrated Tuffers' birthday in McDonalds.
Need more coffee.
Games. Err. 2nd last Dr Dre Mission in GTA. Need to finish by tomorrow night for the $2m bonus. Not that I need the money tbh, I've 40 mill in the bank of Los Santos from a profitable car duping scam a couple of years ago. Gibberish.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 1, 2022 13:21:55 GMT
40 - Early 41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48 - Mid 49 - Late
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 1, 2022 13:21:56 GMT
I can't imagine how painful life is when you reach 47. I expect your bollocks are swinging somewhere near your knees and you are no longer able to understand what people under age 21 say. The rain must feel cold and terrifying, every cough or sneeze would have you updating your will... *stares forlornly at knackers yard*
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 1, 2022 13:27:33 GMT
Happy 🎂 Birthday, Tuffers ! Although I've checked today's birthdays and it says the only birthday today is mollivanparp . Tuffers, are you Molli? And contrary to BanyF's attempt to bring down the mood, it's one year closer to retirement and one year less of working for The Man. I didn't think I was mollivanparp, but now I'm not so sure. Having looked at their posting history on here (zero posts) I'm wishing I was. A sentiment I think we can all agree with. mollivanparp was last seen 8th October 2017, a few hours after registering. How I wish I hadn't read almost four and a half years of this bullshit. Maybe mollivanparp logged on, realised how low they'd sunk, logged off and turned their life around. Maybe, maybe . . . they went the other way. Either way, that's 7,376 Babyfark posts that I've read that they haven't been subjected to.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 1, 2022 13:33:55 GMT
I'm on a bus as trains are off and I went to a branch library to fix printing and WiFi on my way in. It all took longer than expected - but the upside was I celebrated Tuffers' birthday in McDonalds. I'm celebrating Tuffers' birthday by howling into the abyss. Then later I'm having a McPlant, for some convoluted reason involving bribing a child with morally repugnant unhealthy foodstuff. After that I have a pit of bloated ennui booked in.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 1, 2022 13:44:37 GMT
I had a burrito for my lunch, from 'Tortilla'. This burrito was delicious. I don't know what's happened in the Tortilla head office, but quality's stepped up.
10/10
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 1, 2022 13:47:02 GMT
In 73 days you will hit the nadir of your miserable existence:
Many happy returns!
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 1, 2022 13:50:05 GMT
Ham, egg and chips for lunch.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 14:00:28 GMT
In 73 days you will hit the nadir of your miserable existence:
Many happy returns!
I was closer to 47.3 when the pandemic started. I can confirm 47.3 is a shit age. I was ill. Probably with covid. Then the moment I recovered they closed the world down. Unnecessarily aggressive.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 14:01:24 GMT
What i mean is blame Tuffers when the new variant hits in May/ June.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 14:03:50 GMT
Variant Tuffers Symptoms:
Shortness of breath Hair loss Stomach bloating.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 1, 2022 14:11:57 GMT
Variant Tuffers Symptoms: Shortness of breath Hair loss Stomach bloating. Performs poorly in Australia
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 1, 2022 15:14:02 GMT
Down under?
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 1, 2022 15:47:38 GMT
Lunch: cheese toastie, can of Estrella Damm nice
Last night there were fireworks as people were celebrating the Chinese New Year, and my villagers in Animal Crossing were also getting excited about the lunar new year. It's the year of the tiger and I somehow regret that there's not a single tiger amongst my island neighbours. Year of the octopus would get a greater response.
So it will be a good year for tigers which is good for Tuffers because unless I'm mistaken he did squeak into the pool (enclosure?) of tigers, Chinese astrology-wise.
Today is also the (42nd) birthday of my YouTube friend Andrew and tonight he's planning to celebrate by eating carrot cake and reading a "Choose your own zombie adventure" book live on stream, with the chat voting for the next move. Should be fun.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 1, 2022 17:38:39 GMT
My trains home are fucked as there are 40 to 50 sheep on the line. Beats leaves I suppose. Fuck you Sheep2
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 17:48:39 GMT
My trains home are fucked as there are 40 to 50 sheep on the line. Beats leaves I suppose. Fuck you Sheep2 Protesting against having to pay tax and having to renew driving licence. Fuck you HMRC Cumbernauld.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 1, 2022 18:08:43 GMT
Look at this:
It's a fan film of The Green Goblin's Last Stand:
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 1, 2022 19:14:16 GMT
I took the blood that flows from the animal holocaust, and poured it down the throats of innocents. I had a McPlant.
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Post by Destry on Feb 1, 2022 19:18:53 GMT
I took the blood that flows from the animal holocaust, and poured it down the throats of innocents. I had a McPlant. Followed by a McSlurry?
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Post by lazybones on Feb 1, 2022 19:19:30 GMT
I took the blood that flows from the animal holocaust, and poured it down the throats of innocents. I had a McPlant. Did you like it?
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 1, 2022 19:24:13 GMT
RIP Shenguin.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 1, 2022 19:26:40 GMT
I took the blood that flows from the animal holocaust, and poured it down the throats of innocents. I had a McPlant. Followed by a McSlurry? I'm guessing he had a McFuzzy (orange).
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