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Post by amipal on Feb 1, 2022 20:35:23 GMT
In the process of stepping around a man and his dog in the park, I trod in something. I hope he’s happy. Seemed completely oblivious to my presence.
I had to blast my shoe with the hose when I got home.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 1, 2022 20:44:06 GMT
Today's Nurse was a cheerful cunt who managed to do a lot of damage to my legs whilst whistling '80s pop songs off key. I'm not sure what did the most damage. I did another, more horrifying version of today's Header - are you saving that Destry or should we unleash the beast? |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 1, 2022 20:46:59 GMT
More like McPlank.
Beer and chicken curry for me. Lovely stuff.
Now for some more Uncharted 4!
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Post by Destry on Feb 1, 2022 20:48:02 GMT
I did another, more horrifying version of today's Header - are you saving that Destry or should we unleash the beast? Post it if you wish. It's too horrible to use as a header. Won't somebody think of the children. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 1, 2022 20:54:46 GMT
I’m the process of stepping around a man and his dog in the park, I trod in something. I hope he’s happy. Seemed completely oblivious to my presence. I had to blast my shoe with the hose when I got home. man and his dog?  |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 21:20:28 GMT
I don't think anyone would want an Amipal skin coat.
That's some seriously fucked up shit.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 21:21:41 GMT
Amipal the cannibal.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 21:24:15 GMT
Shenguin the bostin' strangler
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 21:26:00 GMT
Tiddles: the Ford Zodiac killer
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Post by Destry on Feb 1, 2022 21:28:40 GMT
Harold Sheepman
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 1, 2022 21:28:42 GMT
I don't think anyone would want an Amipal skin coat. That's some seriously fucked up shit. It rubs the lotion on its skin or it won't be allowed to play Altered Beast. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 1, 2022 21:29:45 GMT
Tiddles: the Ford Zodiac killer Tiddles: the Subaru strangler.
(Don't blame me, blame Sheep. A bad man)
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 1, 2022 21:30:56 GMT
Ah, he's already made that reference.
The Subaru Skinner.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2022 21:37:56 GMT
Tids Bundy
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 1, 2022 21:49:07 GMT
When I was 13 or 14 year's old there was a massive orangey/brown dog shit on the pavement in our village. You could see it a mile off so little danger of stepping in it.
Come the weekend we all slept in a tent at my friend's house in the garden and snuck out in the night to roam the village, smoke cigarettes and drink stolen booze. I felt so cool and included hanging out with the cool kids.
As we walked around the village in the darkness I suddenly felt a great weight upon my shoe, then the true horror of what I had done hit me.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 1, 2022 21:50:08 GMT
I may have told that story before. I think that's how it is now, endlessly trading the same shit stories with amipal.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 1, 2022 22:11:33 GMT
A new low.
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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 1, 2022 22:18:17 GMT
I have been declared fit…… yay!….. for eyeball 2 stabbing…. Boo!
Consent form signed, at least they said it was a consent form. My pupils were dilated and full of floriscene dye so for all I know I could have donated a kidney or signed a marriage certificate.
Just gotta wait for The Man to call and set the clock ticking.
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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 1, 2022 22:22:00 GMT
They were also kind enough to replace the bottle of eye drops that the pup devoured, although I’m not sure they believed my tale of woe.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 1, 2022 22:23:08 GMT
Too close to the truth? And this is the immigrants' Party Room |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 1, 2022 22:25:57 GMT
I have been declared fit…… yay!….. for eyeball 2 stabbing…. Boo! Consent form signed, at least they said it was a consent form. My pupils were dilated and full of floriscene dye so for all I know I could have donated a kidney or signed a marriage certificate. Just gotta wait for The Man to call and set the clock ticking. I suspect that if you had donated a kidney, you might have noticed it... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 1, 2022 22:26:46 GMT
I watched the last episode of 'Still Game' last night. I am depressed and will have to murder an Ovis Aries to cheer myself up.
Gongles, it will be worth it in the end.
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Post by Destry on Feb 1, 2022 22:45:57 GMT
Fuck it...so weak. Wordle 227 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 And what's more fucking annoying I changed my mind at turn 3 and took the wrong option. If you're still on today's game, don't click on spoiler. Do I go for THESE or THOSE? I thought the former was more likely...
I chose.....poorly |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 1, 2022 23:00:53 GMT
After she sat next to Liz Truss in the Commons she could be too close to you. And coughing on you. Being watched is the least of your worries. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 1, 2022 23:08:37 GMT
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