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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2022 18:48:16 GMT
I have a satchel but, after trying to scramble up a hillside in Sussex with it - in the summer - I think it would be impractical.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 12, 2022 18:48:40 GMT
Oh is that right? I've just sent mountain rescue a message that if a Mr L. bones needs assistance, leave the fucker up a hill.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 12, 2022 18:50:06 GMT
If Cnut weren't anagrammatically challenged...  |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 12, 2022 19:07:37 GMT
What was the name of the early 00's comedian who did this whole drunken and/or drugged scally routine on the streets of Hull? I think there was a Glastonbury episode too. May of been of BBC 2 or 3?
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 12, 2022 19:15:16 GMT
Actually Indiana Jones uses an old binocular case. Voilà! I rest my Indiana Jones Sling bag with logo print €11.95... although he's used all sorts over time - the bag with the rock he used to substitute for the weight of the skull was a soft leather bag... I do believe he'd use something like this; leather, waterproofed and simple: |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 12, 2022 19:19:43 GMT
You've been at the Vimto chews again... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 12, 2022 19:28:57 GMT
You've been at the Vimto chews again... Your avatar is that of Grayson, the school bully in "Tomkinson's Schooldays". This is the pilot episode of "Ripping Yarns".
Set in Graybridge, the school has strict traditions and rules:-
Beating the headmaster, fighting the grizzly bear, being nailed to the wall on St. Tadger's Day, having to ask permission to breathe out after 10:30 pm...
I say no more.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2022 19:43:24 GMT
Actually Indiana Jones uses an old binocular case. Voilà! I rest my Indiana Jones Sling bag with logo print €11.95... although he's used all sorts over time - the bag with the rock he used to substitute for the weight of the skull was a soft leather bag... I do believe he'd use something like this; leather, waterproofed and simple: This is great advice Chumbles. Thank you. |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2022 19:44:50 GMT
What takeaway meal would Indiana Jones have if he was in on his own on a Saturday night?
It’s a hard one because he’s a man of the world but he’s also a regular guy.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 12, 2022 19:49:04 GMT
Not sure. But he'd wash it down with Dr Pepper |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2022 19:58:08 GMT
I’ve been out buying clothes. Disturbing to get back and find I left the telly on. Unless a killer’s got in.
I bought:
Extreme weather chinos x2
Extreme weather cords
A compass
A torch
Hot socks
An extreme weather blanket (free)
I considered gloves and a new bag but… I may need more time.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 12, 2022 20:16:00 GMT
You've been at the Vimto chews again... Your avatar is that of Grayson, the school bully in "Tomkinson's Schooldays". This is the pilot episode of "Ripping Yarns".
Set in Graybridge, the school has strict traditions and rules:-
Beating the headmaster, fighting the grizzly bear, being nailed to the wall on St. Tadger's Day, having to ask permission to breathe out after 10:30 pm...
I say no more.
Of course I know that! But Grayson is misunderstood, much like myself. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 12, 2022 20:23:16 GMT
It's a great series. Superstore can fuck right off.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 12, 2022 20:26:22 GMT
"The Curse of the Claw" is a classic.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2022 20:31:13 GMT
I have just got back to find Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom on the telly. What a boon. As it’s based in India, though, it’s not really answering my cold weather wear question.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2022 20:36:03 GMT
I’ve started to think that Captain Blumburtt might be the real hero.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 12, 2022 21:08:20 GMT
I went up a 'Munro' once wearing a man-bag that looked a bit like Indiana Jones's satchel. The mockery from my companions was unconfined.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 12, 2022 21:17:47 GMT
I went up a 'Munro' once wearing a man-bag that looked a bit like Indiana Jones's satchel. The mockery from my companions was unconfined. Were you 8? It's mean to mock someone for using their satchel at the weekend. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 12, 2022 21:31:02 GMT
I'd really like an expedition to the Naga Hills with lazybones and his satchel. Apparently the natives have some amazing fertility rites. He'd love it. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 12, 2022 21:32:58 GMT
I went up a 'Munro' once wearing a man-bag that looked a bit like Indiana Jones's satchel. The mockery from my companions was unconfined. Were you 8? It's mean to mock someone for using their satchel at the weekend. I think I got that bag for my 33rd birthday, with some PS2 games inside. Extremely stylish. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 12, 2022 21:54:00 GMT
Here's a joke from Brian Johnson (of AC/DC fame).
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?".
"The porcupine has the pricks on the outside".
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 12, 2022 22:03:05 GMT
Devvo! You all failed the test.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 12, 2022 22:12:09 GMT
Were you 8? It's mean to mock someone for using their satchel at the weekend. I think I got that bag for my 33rd birthday, with some PS2 games inside. Extremely stylish. Held back in primary school until 33. Oof |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 12, 2022 22:37:29 GMT
My mum said it was because I was very clever.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 12, 2022 22:52:13 GMT
Hullo. I am speaking to you from beyond the grave. In tonights 'Freezer Bingo', I won a Bisto Chilli Con-Carne.
Goodbye cruel world.
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