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Post by muffrat on Jun 19, 2022 13:53:42 GMT
None of you deserve Father's Day until you match this effort
I absolutely refuse to believe the guy making this has even one kid, let alone kids. I wouldn't get half way through the first cut, before someone blocked the upstairs toilet with a massive poo, spilt acrylic paint on a carpet, had a meltdown after watching an age-inappropriate scary YouTube clip, lost their spectacles, trod on and broke the TV remote, needed a snack, saw a spider, got stuck on their homework, got the cat trapped in a doll's hat, needed a lift, needed someone to find their new green top NOW, and/or ate a tablespoon of butter for a dare and puked on the landing. I'm starting a to believe that tik tok might be selling us unrealistic lifestyle aims - I sort of wish they would just stick to giving our personal information and lifestyle preferences to the great, glorious and correct party |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2022 14:03:54 GMT
At Pollok Park / The Burrell.
Coming here for a big chopper come the zombie apocalypse.
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Post by muffrat on Jun 19, 2022 14:04:30 GMT
Further, I deleted tik tok when it became clear how accurately the algorithm had drilled into my soul, to the point where every clip felt like it had been filmed just for me. So, tenthenemy, the Chinese state apparently has you pegged as a Nintendo obsessed cake-muncher. How do you plead? |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 19, 2022 14:16:56 GMT
Hello Have had to take one of our cats to the vets this morning. He is very unwell with hypothermia, low blood pressure and low red blood cell count. He is currently on fluids but will need a blood transfusion. Awaiting a call back from the vets, but it's not looking good. My wife is not coping well. That's rotten news, mate. Fingers crossed. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 19, 2022 14:45:18 GMT
Further, I deleted tik tok when it became clear how accurately the algorithm had drilled into my soul, to the point where every clip felt like it had been filmed just for me. So, tenthenemy , the Chinese state apparently has you pegged as a Nintendo obsessed cake-muncher. How do you plead? Guilty as charged. I'll come quietly as long as there's cake. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 19, 2022 14:54:51 GMT
But I'll have you know that according to rigorous scientific research I'm the only one here who combines the characteristics of Alec Guinness and Christopher Lee Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku.
I bet Christopher Lee would have loved a bit of Animal Crossing cake. He seemed like the type.
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Post by amipal on Jun 19, 2022 15:03:21 GMT
DestryI hope the feline pulls through.
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Post by amipal on Jun 19, 2022 15:04:06 GMT
My son has reminded me that, despite it being Fathers Day, he’s pulling all the strings. The little wotsit.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 19, 2022 15:06:12 GMT
Best wishes and fingers crossed. We got cats recently and I'm amazed how attached I've become to them, despite the regular appearance of mutilated birds in the dining room.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 19, 2022 15:11:53 GMT
Sorry to hear that Destry. Hoping for the best
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 19, 2022 15:18:38 GMT
Best wishes and fingers crossed. We got cats recently and I'm amazed how attached I've become to them, despite the regular appearance of mutilated birds in the dining room.
You need to learn to carve a chicken properly. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 19, 2022 15:31:29 GMT
Another thing I really like about Elden Ring is that when you double jump your horse it makes a jingle bells sleigh bell noise that reminds me of Christmas just before some 80 foot ogre stamps my lifeless body into the dirt.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 19, 2022 16:03:43 GMT
a jingle bells sleigh bell noise that reminds me of Christmas just before some 80 foot ogre stamps my lifeless body into the dirt. Your Christmases sound very different to mine |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2022 16:22:11 GMT
Chinese ordered for dinner to save me cooking on this day of faithers.
Though I've just made a pile of couscous for the PM & my lunch for tomorrow.
Hopefully/possibly arranged to see the vimto chew vendor after work tomorrow. Scenes.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 19, 2022 16:42:26 GMT
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Post by lazybones on Jun 19, 2022 16:43:15 GMT
I’m heady with booze.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 19, 2022 16:48:14 GMT
Is Birmingham ‘The North’?
When I lived in Birmingham I thought it was the midlands.
But recently I’ve begun to think that, maybe … it’s
kind of culturally, in a sense ‘the north’….
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Post by lazybones on Jun 19, 2022 16:50:28 GMT
I’ve got to move to Wales. I can’t be living with this kind of polarity.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 19, 2022 16:55:19 GMT
Hi
Today I have been for a walk in the local woods where I saw a Buzzard and a dead rat. There's rymours afoot of a recent black fox sighting. Then I've been sitting in the sun. I did pop lego star wars on earlier as it was overcast, but then the sun came out so been getting my vitamin D topped up.
Beers shortly.
OTTM, watched a fillum last night. I quite enjoyed it. No blood, gore, sex, violence or swearing (other than 'shit'). It was called Come Play. You've probably never head of it. It's about a lad who is lonely and has no mates who is glued to his phone or ipad all day. 4*
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 19, 2022 16:55:35 GMT
Hello Have had to take one of our cats to the vets this morning. He is very unwell with hypothermia, low blood pressure and low red blood cell count. He is currently on fluids but will need a blood transfusion. Awaiting a call back from the vets, but it's not looking good. My wife is not coping well. Very sorry to hear that. Fingers crossed. |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 19, 2022 17:03:29 GMT
I have a question. I’m probably going to ask it in the next ten minutes of real time.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 19, 2022 17:05:52 GMT
I’ve got to move to Wales. I can’t be living with this kind of polarity. North Wales or South Wales? |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 19, 2022 17:11:24 GMT
I’ve got to move to Wales. I can’t be living with this kind of polarity. North Wales or South Wales? Ignoring the Welsh Midlands? Bit off |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 19, 2022 17:11:59 GMT
I’ve got to move to Wales. I can’t be living with this kind of polarity. North Wales or South Wales? North I think. Gah! Have also forgetton the question I wanted to ask. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 19, 2022 17:17:22 GMT
Birmingham is in the Midlands. North starts at Yorkshire. South starts at .... Watford?
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