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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 13, 2022 10:57:52 GMT
Bill Bailey review, first half funny, second half meh, overall disappointing. 4* Also this is the third time we've seen him and the first time we haven't met anyone famous: 1. Lenny Henry, who I asked if he could move so I could get to my drink. 2. Paul Daniels and the lovely Debbie McGee, who the Pref.Mam. wanted to say how much they liked him, he then took the piss out of me, lovely bloke. I'd like to know the type of piss that was extracted from you by the wondrous Mr Daniels. However, I understand that I will never know. Privacy and all that. It was along the lines that the Pref.Mam. was too good for me, pot/kettle In my opinion. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 13, 2022 11:00:16 GMT
OOTTM - some scumbags broke into next doors house last night, took only the car keys, then drove off in their car. Cunts. Probably Lancastrians. We're now on Defcon 5 alert. Not that anyone would want a 7 yr old vauxhall, hopefully. *hides video game consoles* Should've bought an old Subaru. Unstartable unnickable. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2022 11:09:29 GMT
I'd like to know the type of piss that was extracted from you by the wondrous Mr Daniels. However, I understand that I will never know. Privacy and all that. It was along the lines that the Pref.Mam. was too good for me, pot/kettle In my opinion. That's the understatement of the century! As Mrs Merton pointed out all those years ago. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2022 11:47:14 GMT
After the day from hell ended with me clearing up from the great bog disaster (1,000 smackers, but a complete replacement of the unit means I won't get nickel and dimed into bankruptcy on emergency call outs every 6 months at £240+ a kick - with the aggravation of being in need of MrTiddles fruity poops after it's sorted) at 2 a.m., getting off my bed at 6 a.m. was very very difficult. It was so lovely and cool with the French doors open; I took the precaution of booby-trapping the inside. Hot air rises, so whilst the first floor of Chumbles' mansions was about 24c, down 'ere it was 17c. I really wanted to sleep on, but I can't do a Sunday blitz AND I had to sort the washing as I have to run a load as early as I can tomorrow a.m before the temperature starts rising back up at 7 (forecast 19c ffs). That WoT was so borrring even I am falling asleep. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2022 11:50:55 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 13, 2022 12:06:22 GMT
I don't know what these are, but, I guarantee the quality. Whatever they are. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 13, 2022 12:11:08 GMT
OOTTM - some scumbags broke into next doors house last night, took only the car keys, then drove off in their car. Cunts. Probably Lancastrians. We're now on Defcon 5 alert. Not that anyone would want a 7 yr old vauxhall, hopefully. *hides video game consoles* What was the car? |
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Post by amipal on Aug 13, 2022 12:18:58 GMT
Hello all.
Tension in the amipal camp today as the tree behind us is being attacked by blokes with chainsaws.
Aside from the ecological damage, it’ll mean we’ll be able to see the house behind us.
The PM is already planning on replacing the single tree with three - a horse chestnut and two silver birchs.
Filmblog: The Lost Boys.
TVblog: Seinfeld. Clone Wars.
DIYblog: plans were afoot to rip up the downstairs flooring and replace it. A quick trip to B&Q this morning to get materials before returning home and finding it’s going to be a lot more work than though. Hmm.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2022 12:20:01 GMT
Jag xe
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Post by Faceless on Aug 13, 2022 12:50:23 GMT
Jurgen Klopp has just been asked if the draw at Fulham last weekend might have cost them the title.
First game of the season
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2022 12:53:24 GMT
For an inferior BMW3 wannabe that's a lot of effort to go through on a hot night - I reckon your guess of dopey Lancastrians is probably right. "Steal British!" "Vote Brexit"  ... probably this lot... |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2022 12:57:26 GMT
The trouble with watching a Harry Enfield clip, is that it leads you down a YouTube daisy chain... and suddenly 30m has disappeared. |
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Post by Melvazord on Aug 13, 2022 13:00:00 GMT
I don't know what these are, but, I guarantee the quality. Whatever they are. He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts. Yes, you have very lucky dishes, Mr. Simpson. This soap is from the sacred forests of Hokkaido, renowned for its countless soap factories. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 13, 2022 13:32:25 GMT
Chumbles. In response to your Austin Healey post earlier...
 (I chose a green one for extra points from Tent Hen) |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 13, 2022 14:11:10 GMT
Wrote a big spiel earlier but my phone ate it you'll be happy to know.
Quite warm, currently hoovering etc which is madness. Also having a BBQ in a bit.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 13, 2022 14:19:44 GMT
I am eating a Feast. It's pretty good
4 stars
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Post by Faceless on Aug 13, 2022 14:20:12 GMT
I've also just finished watching the Sandman. It's pretty good
4 stars
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2022 14:34:12 GMT
After Magnum-gate the other day, I've just been to the co-op to fetch beer and 2 * 3 packs of magnums. One pack is double raspberry, the other white chocolate and cookies. I'm going to electronically tag each one.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 13, 2022 14:35:14 GMT
I've also just finished watching the Sandman. It's pretty good 4 stars It's a solid enough effort. I hate the main dude though, he's a weak voiced Robert Smith clone. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 13, 2022 14:35:38 GMT
Barbecue going well, first can of Punk IPA opened.
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Post by amipal on Aug 13, 2022 14:36:01 GMT
"Saltdean library will be closed today due to high temperatures" Good luck amipal. I only know that as there's a twitter bot that retweets libraries that don't use alt-txt. Thanks for that. It’s actually a portacabin whilst the actual library is being done-up as part of the Lido renovations. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 13, 2022 14:37:29 GMT
Magnum have a pretty sweet deal going.
1. Jam a stick in a choc ice.
2. Market it as a premium product.
3. Profit.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2022 14:54:37 GMT
Magnum have a pretty sweet deal going. 1. Jam a stick in a choc ice. 2. Market it as a premium product. 3. Profit. Your face is a premium product. Wait, hold on a minute... |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2022 15:04:44 GMT
Magnum have a pretty sweet deal going. 1. Jam a stick in a choc ice. 2. Market it as a premium product. 3. Profit. Booooo, having nearly zero teeth left I checked all the ice creams and Magnum's (aka Dick Suckers)are easily the best. (Someone needs to do a Kev and Perry's range - the green jelly coated ones: Kev and Perry's Bogey Snotties would be every small child's choice.*) *Other suggestions? Kev and Perry's Gob Busters? Kev and Perry's Floater Surprise! I'm not in my second childhood, it's still my first! |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 13, 2022 15:05:31 GMT
I've also just finished watching the Sandman. It's pretty good 4 stars It's a solid enough effort. I hate the main dude though, he's a weak voiced Robert Smith clone. his voice didn't really bother me. Robert Smith (or Neil Gaiman) clone is exactly how he appears in the comics |
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