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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2022 11:48:09 GMT
Morning Dungeon Masters
Last night I cooked a reference quality tea. Bangers, mash, tender stem brocolli, carrots, cheat Yorkies, cheat bisto gravy. I think I may have stumbled upon a new culinary masterpiece. Part way through mashing the overly buttered spuds, the masher snapped, meaning no more mashing could be done. The potatoes were probably 75/25 mash to unmashed/little chunks. They were surprisingly good. One for Timo's next enterprise?
OTTM, no.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2022 12:02:48 GMT
Wordle 544 2/6
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Smell the glove...
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2022 12:06:58 GMT
Morning Dungeon Masters Last night I cooked a reference quality tea. Bangers, mash, tender stem brocolli, carrots, cheat Yorkies, cheat bisto gravy. I think I may have stumbled upon a new culinary masterpiece. Part way through mashing the overly buttered spuds, the masher snapped, meaning no more mashing could be done. The potatoes were probably 75/25 mash to unmashed/little chunks. They were surprisingly good. One for Timo's next enterprise? OTTM, no. You mean "crushed potatoes" which lazy chefs have been making for years? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 12:13:11 GMT
Being a bedbug (bedbound) means no fecker believes it necessary to call in advance or make an appointment. The last guy was an OT carrying out an assessment that may well give me extra support etc.; so I am glad I was polite. But the lunchtime carer is due in 20m... so that there is no time to do ought else, except admire the lights the OT left blazing away... You need to absolutely play up all your problems when they are assessing you. No stoical coping or you won't get extra help. How long are you stuck in bed for? I'm surprised they have sent you home if you aren't mobile. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 12:15:14 GMT
Does Tuffers not own a fork and some elbow grease?
It is perfectly possible to mash potatoes just using a fork, with a bit of effort.
Tuffers
You lazy bastard.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2022 12:23:41 GMT
Yesterday's list
1. Nigella
2. Delia
3. Keith Floyd
4. Raymond Blanc
5. Gary Rhodes
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Post by scubar on Dec 15, 2022 12:27:23 GMT
Yesterday's list 1. Nigella2. Delia 3. Keith Floyd 4. Raymond Blanc 5. Gary Rhodes Pervert |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 15, 2022 12:31:58 GMT
9/15
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!
in other words - #kaneneedsmorecoffee!
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2022 12:44:26 GMT
Yesterday's list 1. Nigella2. Delia 3. Keith Floyd 4. Raymond Blanc 5. Gary Rhodes Pervert Projecting much? |
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Post by scubar on Dec 15, 2022 12:55:40 GMT
Of course not. If I was doing that I’d have highlighted Keith Floyd instead |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2022 13:21:37 GMT
My Sister's passed her nursing exam. Pity the poor fool who lives in Somerset.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 13:30:35 GMT
My Sister's passed her nursing exam. Pity the poor fool who lives in Somerset. Shenguin. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 15, 2022 13:41:01 GMT
1. King Edward
2. Desiree
3. Jersey Royal
4. Russet
5. Irish White
Alternatively:
1. Dauphinoise
2. Roast
3. Mash
4. Boiled new potatoes
5. Crisps
6. Baked
Would you like fries with that?
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 15, 2022 13:41:49 GMT
My Sister's passed her nursing exam. Pity the poor fool who lives in Somerset. Shenguin. If you can call this living. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2022 13:54:12 GMT
I've not put down my top 5 TV chefs as I'm still recovering from someone putting Ainsley Harriot down.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2022 13:54:27 GMT
My Sister's passed her nursing exam. Pity the poor fool who lives in Somerset. Shenguin. *updates spreadsheet* |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2022 14:13:54 GMT
My Sister's passed her nursing exam. Pity the poor fool who lives in Somerset. Shenguin. Don't get Ill, Sheggers. Mind you, I think she's working the dementia ward atm, so you'll be safe. |
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Post by whatalark on Dec 15, 2022 14:20:43 GMT
Not sure I've watched a cookery programme but have owned a Nigel Slater cookery book and one by the woman who owns a football club. The Nigel Slater book had a very good recipe for chicken cooked with lemons and another for chocolate truffles which I used a few times. The football lady I'm not sure I tried any recipes and probably donated it to a charity shop.
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 15, 2022 14:23:44 GMT
Morning,
All enjoying the footy? I think Id like France to win. Hope there wasnt too much disappointment at Englands defeat.
I admire Messi but the sickly fawning and adulation over him is really a bit too much.
TV: I have been watching The Fall, hadnt seen it before, seems decent.
I just read a Guardian article about Prince Harry and Meghan Markles Netflix show. I think the whole thing could get quite entertaining if Harry and William really let loose and go for the jugular. William could go to the vault and release the secret paternity tests, Harry could share the explicit Corgi porn photos of William. I mean you cant expect to be King of England if you just sit down and take a public battering off your younger whiny brother.
If they dont make a show of strength now before Harrys book describing how terrible they all are comes out then its game over.
My experiments with cooking stuff in the toaster has ended with the toaster constantly smoking when I try to make anything now. I cleaned it right up but doesnt seem to help. Think its time for an upgrade anyway.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 14:36:57 GMT
Sandy confusing a toaster with a deep fat fryer. It was never going to end wel.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 14:39:41 GMT
I find Nigel Slater a very disturbing individual.
He looks like there is an incredible amount of trauma and guilt not really hidden below the surface.
I'm pretty certain the cooking is just a way of disposing of the bodies. A means to an end.
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Post by sandybahookie on Dec 15, 2022 14:47:09 GMT
Sandy confusing a toaster with a deep fat fryer. It was never going to end wel. Ive always been too scared to get a deep fat fryer. Sounds like almost certain death. I think Scotland was deep fat frying accident capital of the world back in the 60s,70s, 80s, 90s, 00s and 10s
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Post by whatalark on Dec 15, 2022 14:49:22 GMT
I read that a Christmas turkey might cost over £100. So marking out a neighbor as a long pig would most certainly be cheaper. Nigel's the man with the recipes.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 15, 2022 14:55:48 GMT
I listened to the audio book of Nigel Slater’s ‘Toast’ not so long back. The pm had a free subscription to Audible (I think).
The reading was actually done by Nigel Slater himself. A world of teenage shame. Many furtive confessions. Or candid confessions. Candid confessions of furtiveness.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 14:57:10 GMT
I read that a Christmas turkey might cost over £100. So marking out a neighbor as a long pig would most certainly be cheaper. Nigel's the man with the recipes. I was advertised a free range turkey 5kg. Will feed 10*.£147.00 That seems pretty expensive. |
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