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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2022 20:31:23 GMT
The "what?" is very revealing.
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Post by amipal on Dec 15, 2022 20:34:41 GMT
Camera club competition night via Zoom. The judge isn’t Ken Scott, but instead is a man named Don Morley.
He is known as “the supreme photographer of motorcycle racing”, and used to work for The Guardian.
So far, he’s only been through the Development group shots… and he’s been brutal!
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2022 20:36:10 GMT
The pm is a careers advisor based in a school. Turns out the fuckwit who also works in her school has gone on holiday till the new year. She was supposed to have seen a bunch of Xmas leavers. Didn't bother her arse. Helping write personal statements for college applications etc.
So they've all been dumped on the pm. Who had already done all this for her Xmas leavers. So next week instead of having a fairly relaxing time and getting ready for holidays is going to be seeing a kid every 30 mins. As she said. You can't really write a personal statement in 30 mins and she's counting on no shows.
Praying the arsehole gets flu and or food poisoning.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 20:40:38 GMT
I hope Amipal has a slipped in a few photos of big choppers to impress.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2022 20:43:26 GMT
Dong Morley.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 15, 2022 21:51:20 GMT
Kong Scott
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 15, 2022 21:54:33 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2022 21:58:36 GMT
I like Twiglets.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 15, 2022 22:01:08 GMT
It's the last post tomorrow? Who's doing it? Sweet release.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2022 22:08:52 GMT
Pref.Mam. on the way back has run into a bus service, poor thing.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 15, 2022 22:08:54 GMT
The pm is a careers advisor based in a school. Turns out the fuckwit who also works in her school has gone on holiday till the new year. She was supposed to have seen a bunch of Xmas leavers. Didn't bother her arse. Helping write personal statements for college applications etc. So they've all been dumped on the pm. Who had already done all this for her Xmas leavers. So next week instead of having a fairly relaxing time and getting ready for holidays is going to be seeing a kid every 30 mins. As she said. You can't really write a personal statement in 30 mins and she's counting on no shows. Praying the arsehole gets flu and or food poisoning. I've always wondered about careers advisors, are they really in the best job they could do? If the answer is yes, then well . . . If the answer is no, then . . . I dunno, maybe I'm too harsh. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2022 22:13:52 GMT
The pm is a careers advisor based in a school. Turns out the fuckwit who also works in her school has gone on holiday till the new year. She was supposed to have seen a bunch of Xmas leavers. Didn't bother her arse. Helping write personal statements for college applications etc. So they've all been dumped on the pm. Who had already done all this for her Xmas leavers. So next week instead of having a fairly relaxing time and getting ready for holidays is going to be seeing a kid every 30 mins. As she said. You can't really write a personal statement in 30 mins and she's counting on no shows. Praying the arsehole gets flu and or food poisoning. I've always wondered about careers advisors, are they really in the best job they could do? If the answer is yes, then well . . . If the answer is no, then . . . I dunno, maybe I'm too harsh. If you'd listened to yours maybe you'd have fewer fries. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 22:16:46 GMT
Shenguin there bravely stepping to Mrs Crankcaller.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 15, 2022 22:17:26 GMT
I've always wondered about careers advisors, are they really in the best job they could do? If the answer is yes, then well . . . If the answer is no, then . . . I dunno, maybe I'm too harsh. If you'd listened to yours maybe you'd have fewer fries. Or would have gone large and have more fries? |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 15, 2022 22:18:09 GMT
I've always wondered about careers advisors, are they really in the best job they could do? If the answer is yes, then well . . . If the answer is no, then . . . I dunno, maybe I'm too harsh. If you'd listened to yours maybe you'd have fewer fries. Not sure I ever saw a careers advisor. Probably should have done. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2022 22:39:49 GMT
If you'd listened to yours maybe you'd have fewer fries. Not sure I ever saw a careers advisor. Probably should have done. He had scurvy and rickets and was covered from head to foot in festering sores. All in all he was the most ghastly apparition of a man I had ever seen. That's you that is. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2022 22:40:39 GMT
You see that Peter Beardsley?
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2022 22:41:01 GMT
That's your girlfriend that is.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2022 23:00:08 GMT
My careers advisor suggested either a YTS or the army. They suggested this to a lot of folk in my year. Thankfully things have got better in the advice.
As I was spending parts of my school holidays working low level in a video production company I laughed in his face. I mean I didn't end up doing it properly, but there was fuck all interest in what I wanted to do, or even if it was remotely possible.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2022 23:02:09 GMT
No Tuffers . The woman who does the weather on ITV is the closest you've been to a woman, in fact, you think she's your girlfriend. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 15, 2022 23:07:21 GMT
Instead of a careers adviser we had to fill in this massive multiple choice questionnaire about your personality and aptitudes which got sent away and processed by a mega computer which calculated a list of your ideal jobs. This was it: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7463561.stmI think I got teacher and journalist because I said I liked reading. My mate got shepherd and wigmaker. Needless to say, he is now very wealthy and I am not. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2022 23:22:47 GMT
Instead of a careers adviser we had to fill in this massive multiple choice questionnaire about your personality and aptitudes which got sent away and processed by a mega computer which calculated a list of your ideal jobs. This was it: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7463561.stmI think I got teacher and journalist because I said I liked reading. My mate got shepherd and wigmaker. Needless to say, he is now very wealthy and I am not. He made wigs for sheep? How many wigs does that man need? |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 15, 2022 23:34:22 GMT
Instead of a careers adviser we had to fill in this massive multiple choice questionnaire about your personality and aptitudes which got sent away and processed by a mega computer which calculated a list of your ideal jobs. This was it: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7463561.stmI think I got teacher and journalist because I said I liked reading. My mate got shepherd and wigmaker. Needless to say, he is now very wealthy and I am not. I did a version of this at school. JigCal? I remember getting Industrial Designer, Archivist and Art Therapist. Later, at university, I did another version that said University Administrator. A bad business. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 15, 2022 23:59:03 GMT
Yes it was Jig Cal. Basically a proto Buzzfeed quiz that took 2 months to complete.
According to that article I linked to, 70% of its predictions came true...
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 16, 2022 0:10:16 GMT
Instead of a careers adviser we had to fill in this massive multiple choice questionnaire about your personality and aptitudes which got sent away and processed by a mega computer which calculated a list of your ideal jobs. This was it: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7463561.stmI think I got teacher and journalist because I said I liked reading. My mate got shepherd and wigmaker. Needless to say, he is now very wealthy and I am not. He made wigs for sheep? How many wigs does that man need? No, the truth was he hadn't taken it seriously and just answered stuff in ways that amused him - a natural rulebreaker. Those are the qualities that make you the big bucks, especially if the bottom falls put of the wig market. |
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