|
|
Post by lazybones on Jan 31, 2023 13:53:20 GMT
I have aged rapidly over the past two years. I wonder if it has anything to do with me posting on here. Valley of the Old Timers.
|
|
|
|
Post by MrTiddles on Jan 31, 2023 14:06:10 GMT
The House of the Middle-aged Spread.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Jan 31, 2023 14:17:24 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Jan 31, 2023 14:19:26 GMT
I have aged rapidly over the past two years. I wonder if it has anything to do with me posting on here. Valley of the Old Timers. I thought the grizzled beard is a good look. A mature Lazybones. Lazybones+ The Last Of Lazybones |
|
|
|
Post by whatalark on Jan 31, 2023 14:20:09 GMT
I have aged rapidly over the past two years. I wonder if it has anything to do with me posting on here. Valley of the Old Timers. With age comes wisdom. We are the Ancient Wise Ones. |
|
|
|
Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 31, 2023 14:21:34 GMT
In a move condemned by free speech activists, videos by UK drill artists PJ and Duncan have been removed from YouTube for incitation to rumble. PJ is currently on trial for five murders with the evidence mainly based on the lyrics 'No jokes no messin we teach you a lesson'. Don't you remember what happened when those guys got their hands on a paint gun? No laughing matter. |
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2023 14:22:11 GMT
Tortilla chips are just tortillas baked in the oven and chopped up. Often with salt and other seasonings added.
|
|
|
|
Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2023 14:31:31 GMT
I have aged rapidly over the past two years. I wonder if it has anything to do with me posting on here. Valley of the Old Timers. With age comes wisdom. We are the Ancient Wise Ones. I'm not totally sure about this. <edit>I think I'm the 3rd oldest here at 62. Of course I'm wise but I can't speak for the other old people. |
|
|
|
Post by Chumbles on Jan 31, 2023 14:34:23 GMT
The ultimate fuck-up luncheon-time; carers are apparently not allowed to pass morphine to me, so I couldn't take any in preparation for my treatment. Both the nurse and carers were here then and refused to let me take any because of their internal procedures. When the carers return, they are going to have to throw my lunch away because the pain is humongous. So I am now going to have to spend days fighting the system to re-establish sanity... I reckon I'm Grizzly Bear. |
|
|
|
Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2023 14:37:27 GMT
Lunchblog: A generous slice of cheese and onion quiche with branston baked beans
|
|
|
|
Post by Chumbles on Jan 31, 2023 14:44:58 GMT
"1985" by Howling for Soup
|
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Jan 31, 2023 14:48:53 GMT
The ultimate fuck-up luncheon-time; carers are apparently not allowed to pass morphine to me, so I couldn't take any in preparation for my treatment. Both the nurse and carers were here then and refused to let me take any because of their internal procedures. When the carers return, they are going to have to throw my lunch away because the pain is humongous. So I am now going to have to spend days fighting the system to re-establish sanity... I reckon I'm Grizzly Bear. Fat hand Shenguin |
|
|
|
Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2023 14:50:53 GMT
The ultimate fuck-up luncheon-time; carers are apparently not allowed to pass morphine to me, so I couldn't take any in preparation for my treatment. Both the nurse and carers were here then and refused to let me take any because of their internal procedures. When the carers return, they are going to have to throw my lunch away because the pain is humongous. So I am now going to have to spend days fighting the system to re-establish sanity... I reckon I'm Grizzly Bear. Fat hand Shenguin Eats hard boiled ostrich eggs with his massive deformed hand. |
|
|
|
Post by gongfarmer on Jan 31, 2023 15:13:53 GMT
Good afternoon, you bunch of lovely supportive bastards.*
PM and I have bit the bullet, and stumped up the £25 to cancel todays appointment.
She may be old, doubly incontinent, need pads and nappies, and have trouble getting about, but she’s my PM doggy and she’s not actually in pain, so we have given her a temporary retrieve until such time as truly feels the right and only thing to do.
expect more blubbering then, but until that time…..……
….. a large takeaway curry is in order tonight.
|
|
|
|
Post by MrTiddles on Jan 31, 2023 16:35:37 GMT
Bathroom window lock fixed. Just as well, as last night...
It was 12.30 am, I was in the kitchen with the light on but the curtains not drawn. I heard a moaning from outside the kitchen window, I saw some movement so I pointed at this apparition and shouted 'Oi!'. Then I turned the light off and poked throught the net curtains. It was my old pal 'Baz' - he who had the stroke & heart attack (also teaches me Kurdish Sorani), staring at me.
Long story short. He wanted a fag, I didn't give him one as he's not allowed.
#CometoPlymouth
|
|
|
|
Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2023 17:03:53 GMT
I assume that link was generated from key words in the article, it's horrible. When will the AI's sort the world out? |
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2023 17:07:41 GMT
My mum had the same Birthday as Hitler.
The child is doing homework and I see she died the same date as Adolf as well. Not by self inflicted gunshot it has to be said.
|
|
|
|
Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2023 17:15:09 GMT
My mum had the same Birthday as Hitler. The child is doing homework and I see she died the same date as Adolf as well. Not by self inflicted gunshot it has to be said. Struggling to see the homework connection. |
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2023 17:25:55 GMT
Her.
Homework.
Was.
About.
Hitler.
The child looked up the date he died.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Jan 31, 2023 17:40:00 GMT
If Crankaller's mother had had two balls she'd have been his father.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sheep2 on Jan 31, 2023 17:44:04 GMT
Crankcaller is older than I thought if his mother died in Berlin on 30 April 1945.
I'd also wonder if she was born in Austria-Hungary in 1889 whether there is something his family haven't told him.
|
|
|
|
Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2023 17:49:16 GMT
Her. Homework. Was. About. Hitler. The child looked up the date he died. K |
|
|
|
Post by whatalark on Jan 31, 2023 17:57:29 GMT
Have any family members got a little moustache shaped like a toothbrush.
|
|
|
|
Post by Faceless on Jan 31, 2023 17:58:38 GMT
With age comes wisdom. We are the Ancient Wise Ones. I'm not totally sure about this. <edit>I think I'm the 3rd oldest here at 62. Of course I'm wise but I can't speak for the other old people. going by the 'with age comes wisdom' theory, the 'the boxers most lacking in wisdom would be * checks spreadsheet* scubar and dakyl. So yeah, it checks out Although I think I can possibly make a claim to be 3rd youngest. And I'm well wise |
|
|
|
Post by MrTiddles on Jan 31, 2023 18:09:50 GMT
Just managed to kill Mr Snakey#2 on Deadspace. Tuffers. Don't worry, by the time you get there he'll have died of old age. |
|
