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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2023 19:36:12 GMT
I was in a shop today. I asked the character behind the counter if they had any blank greeting cards. Like cards you could add your own design to … This character seemed friendly enough. They said they had no cards but I could go to another named shop, buy some card and fold it in half. When I left the shop I heard them say ‘Didn’t know how to fold a card?’ … I forgave them because I’ve got a big heart (Richard from ‘Dead Man’s Shoes’ photo).No it’s clear I didn’t forgive them. It winds me up a bit. Rude. A folded piece of card will topically give you an A5 or A6 size gift card. Envelopes for which are few and far between. Thanks for listening. What a tosspot*. Which shop was this? I wonder if they’ve earnt my ire before. *the shop assistant, not the fine upstanding gentleman of lazybones. It was one of the ones in North Laine. Down towards where North Laine ends by … North Street? The kind of high street area? Broken Brighton.
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Post by amipal on Feb 12, 2023 20:11:27 GMT
What a tosspot*. Which shop was this? I wonder if they’ve earnt my ire before. *the shop assistant, not the fine upstanding gentleman of lazybones. It was one of the ones in North Laine. Down towards where North Laine ends by … North Street? The kind of high street area? Broken Brighton. Malarkey? The Art Shop? Maybe they were doing it to impressive someone else, to get into their trousers/skirt/Sam-Smith-balloon-suit?
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 21:23:31 GMT
Killed it.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 21:23:55 GMT
Amipal in Brighton with the rude hippies.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 21:29:30 GMT
Super Bowl. Supes. The ball game.
Beer, check. Potato chips, check. Left over chilli, check. Giant foam hand with a pointy finger, che...no not really.
Might need to slow down on the beer though. Eyelids are feeling heavy...
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 12, 2023 21:44:52 GMT
Super Bowl. Supes. The ball game. Beer, check. Potato chips, check. Left over chilli, check. Giant foam hand with a pointy finger, che...no not really. Might need to slow down on the beer though. Eyelids are feeling heavy... Tuffers. What are your predictions? Where is the smart money going?
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 21:53:14 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 21:57:59 GMT
Super Bowl. Supes. The ball game. Beer, check. Potato chips, check. Left over chilli, check. Giant foam hand with a pointy finger, che...no not really. Might need to slow down on the beer though. Eyelids are feeling heavy... Tuffers. What are your predictions? Where is the smart money going? You're asking the wrong person I'm afraid. I love watching the games on Sky (I think tonight's is also on ITV) on a Sunday night, but I far from understand all the more complex technicalities of the rules and the 'plays'. For what it's worth, I'm cheering on the Eagles, just so I have a team to root for. The chiefs have the best QB, I do know that (from watching telly and listening to the experts).
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 12, 2023 21:59:23 GMT
The balloon people with strangely high pitched voices are coming for Tuffers.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 21:59:46 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 12, 2023 22:01:40 GMT
<adopts falsetto> I for one welcome our new helium filled overlords </falsetto>
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 22:02:45 GMT
The balloon people with strangely high pitched voices are coming for Tuffers. All sightings/visits are over old Alien Micmac burial grounds. Coincidence?
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 12, 2023 22:03:11 GMT
Perhaps just a few Galileos before dropping the falsetto entirely.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 12, 2023 22:06:04 GMT
Tuffers. What are your predictions? Where is the smart money going? You're asking the wrong person I'm afraid. I love watching the games on Sky (I think tonight's is also on ITV) on a Sunday night, but I far from understand all the more complex technicalities of the rules and the 'plays'. For what it's worth, I'm cheering on the Eagles, just so I have a team to root for. The chiefs have the best QB, I do know that (from watching telly and listening to the experts). I want the Chiefs to win, so screw you Tuffers. It's on.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 22:12:19 GMT
Hello hello, we are the Philly boys!
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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2023 22:15:43 GMT
It was one of the ones in North Laine. Down towards where North Laine ends by … North Street? The kind of high street area? Broken Brighton. Malarkey? The Art Shop? Maybe they were doing it to impressive someone else, to get into their trousers/skirt/Sam-Smith-balloon-suit? It could have been Malarkey …
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Post by lazybones on Feb 12, 2023 22:25:15 GMT
The objects being shot down aren’t getting much news coverage.
Another one shot down over Lake Huron?
Isn’t it quite a big thing?
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 12, 2023 22:34:46 GMT
I think they rapidly deflate when shot. Like a young Tuffers
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 12, 2023 22:43:53 GMT
Super Bowl. You nerds. It's not 1986. Sitting in your* Miami Dolphins jumper that yer granny made on the knitting machine.
Watching The Chippendales thing on Disney with the guy from Silicon Valley. It's entertaining.
*Guy I was in school with. Poor bastard
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 12, 2023 22:44:48 GMT
Shoot THIS large cylindrical shape.
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Post by Destry on Feb 12, 2023 22:47:44 GMT
I'm (half) watching Kursk - The Last Mission on BBC 2. I have a feeling it isn't going to end well.
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Post by Destry on Feb 12, 2023 22:59:01 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 12, 2023 23:25:03 GMT
It's probably just a load of Fortnite battle buses. Conjured into existence by the power of thought, like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
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