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Post by Admin on Jul 20, 2018 21:29:31 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 21, 2018 9:02:12 GMT
Morning everyone. I went for a swim in the sea at about 08.30, despite playing Fortnite until 1am, drinking, and sleeping badly. When I was swimming, there was a guy of about the same age, height, build and hair-style as Peter Dinklage. He got changed carelessly and I saw his willy. It's the first other man's willy I've seen since I saw All's Well That Ends Well in February. Would not recommend. Four stars.
Also there were some jelly fish. Would not recommend. Four stars.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 21, 2018 9:14:05 GMT
I drank many boozes last night, and feel most unwell this morning.
No games. Or willies. Apart from my own.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 21, 2018 10:18:56 GMT
I too feel slightly hungover, did something happen yesterday?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 10:42:51 GMT
I can confirm Shenguin was playing Fortnite badly.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 10:45:27 GMT
Don't go swimming in the sea off the North coast of Kent.
It's not worth it even if you are desperate to flash at Shenguin.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 21, 2018 11:38:04 GMT
Hello.
I went to bed too late as usual and slept like a stone. Watched more of Lizzie doing queening in The Crown. I liked the bit during the coronation when she gets the big crown and everyone else puts on their little crown.
Played a bit more Octopus Travel Agent, finished Olberic's first chapter - heartwarming music there, went back to the dungeon where I hadn't figured out how to get to a treasure chest, found the secret passage that led to it, walked into the very sunny desert and got my first "Game Over" screen by getting my whole party killed. I suspect I might have taken a wrong turn and the game's method of telling you that you are not supposed to be here yet is putting a bunch of hard-hitting enemies in your (Octo)path. Now that I think about it, even the battle music was a bit spicier.
The music in this game is so hummable. Every day I've got the battle tune in my head. Send help.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 21, 2018 11:52:09 GMT
Games none.
TV. None.
Sitting about helpless. Lots.
Mrs Cranks 11yr old nephew is currently in his 2nd operation to remove skull to relieve the pressure on his brain. He collapsed at school yesterday and had bleeding on the brain. If he survives he'll need a lot of rehabilitation and won't be the same. Grim as fuck.
Thought I'd cheer up your weekend with that tale. 4 stars.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 21, 2018 11:52:30 GMT
The British are weird about other people's willies on the beach. I come from an island in northern Germany where we don't bother with swimming clothes. (An attitude that you will find on many German beaches.) So there are plenty of willies on display as well as other bits. Who cares? It's what people look like, and it's comfortable. It's quite normal to meet your teacher or GP on the beach in the nude. There's no staring and everyone's minding there own business.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 21, 2018 11:58:06 GMT
I'm surprised more British perverts don't visit German beaches. Maybe they do. Wouldn't know...
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 21, 2018 11:58:58 GMT
Games none. TV. None. Sitting about helpless. Lots. Mrs Cranks 11yr old nephew is currently in his 2nd operation to remove skull to relieve the pressure on his brain. He collapsed at school yesterday and had bleeding on the brain. If he survives he'll need a lot of rehabilitation and won't be the same. Grim as fuck. Thought I'd cheer up your weekend with that tale. 4 stars. Oh fuck, that's grim. How fragile life is. Will be thinking of you, doesn't help either, just that you know. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 21, 2018 11:59:45 GMT
Hello. I went to bed too late as usual and slept like a stone. Watched more of Lizzie doing queening in The Crown. I liked the bit during the coronation when she gets the big crown and everyone else puts on their little crown. Played a bit more Octopus Travel Agent, finished Olberic's first chapter - heartwarming music there, went back to the dungeon where I hadn't figured out how to get to a treasure chest, found the secret passage that led to it, walked into the very sunny desert and got my first "Game Over" screen by getting my whole party killed. I suspect I might have taken a wrong turn and the game's method of telling you that you are not supposed to be here yet is putting a bunch of hard-hitting enemies in your (Octo)path. Now that I think about it, even the battle music was a bit spicier. The music in this game is so hummable. Every day I've got the battle tune in my head. Send help. It is rather annoying that the Switch has so many exclusive games that seem really good, all of which appeal to me, a turn based JRPG, an open world rpg, a 3D platformer and a tennis game that looks really fun. I'm very surprised I haven't bought one yet considering the only reason I bought a PS4 was for Persona 5 and the remaster of FFXII |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 21, 2018 12:02:02 GMT
Jesus that's tough. Good luck to all involved.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 21, 2018 12:04:35 GMT
I meant the news about Mrs Crank's nephew, not Felice's Switch/PS4 blatherings.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 21, 2018 12:05:42 GMT
I'm very surprised I haven't bought one yet considering the only reason I bought a PS4 was for Persona 5 and the remaster of FFXII The chip the switch uses does native x265 decoding. If they would just bring out a video player for it I'd get one to replace my Nvidia shield tablet that I use for video on the commute & games. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 21, 2018 12:07:19 GMT
Games none. TV. None. Sitting about helpless. Lots. Mrs Cranks 11yr old nephew is currently in his 2nd operation to remove skull to relieve the pressure on his brain. He collapsed at school yesterday and had bleeding on the brain. If he survives he'll need a lot of rehabilitation and won't be the same. Grim as fuck. Thought I'd cheer up your weekend with that tale. 4 stars. Tough news, my thoughts, for what they're worth, are with you and your family |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 21, 2018 12:08:04 GMT
Cheers folks.
{Edit} keep up the nonsense chat. It's something to brighten the day. Christ, looking to you lot to brighten my day. Things are bad.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 21, 2018 12:12:44 GMT
I'm very surprised I haven't bought one yet considering the only reason I bought a PS4 was for Persona 5 and the remaster of FFXII The chip the switch uses does native x265 decoding. If they would just bring out a video player for it I'd get one to replace my Nvidia shield tablet that I use for video on the commute & games. Aren't they doing something like that in China, where they don't sell the Switch but some modified version of the Nvidia shield, or am I remembering this wrong? |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 21, 2018 12:21:33 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 21, 2018 12:21:34 GMT
Does anyone want to hear about my experimentation with citric acid? No? Oh well.
A few months ago I bought a 500g bag of anhydrous food grade citric acid from my mate Jeff B, with the intention of using it to get rid of limescale. I was quite excited by this prospect. After waiting a couple of months for some limescale to build up, I decided today was the day. I've left it mixed with water to a paste on the taps and around the sink in the bathroom and come to the pub while it does its work. I assume I'll have to replace the taps tomorrow when they're eaten away.
I also feel quite sick and my mouth hurts. It turns out that anhydrous citric acid tastes delicious, but it is not a suitable lunch on its own. I assume I'll have no teeth left tomorrow.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 21, 2018 12:37:14 GMT
The British are weird about other people's willies on the beach. I come from an island in northern Germany where we don't bother with swimming clothes. (An attitude that you will find on many German beaches.) So there are plenty of willies on display as well as other bits. Who cares? It's what people look like, and it's comfortable. It's quite normal to meet your teacher or GP on the beach in the nude. There's no staring and everyone's minding there own business. I'd ask why you hate Britain so much, but obviously it's because you're a pervert. Sickening. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 21, 2018 12:38:35 GMT
Don't go swimming in the sea off the North coast of Kent. It's not worth it even if you are desperate to flash at Shenguin. Sheep there, posting from his anti-jellyfish fortress in Birmingham. |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 21, 2018 12:41:58 GMT
Classic Jeff B
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Post by Faceless on Jul 21, 2018 12:44:07 GMT
Christ thats rough Crank. Hope everything works out ok
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 21, 2018 12:47:53 GMT
I'd ask why you hate Britain so much, but obviously it's because you're a pervert. Sickening. No need to be jealous. |
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