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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 20:38:20 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 21, 2018 20:57:48 GMT
At least the acid scouring will stop your teeth falling out from scurvy. Vitamin C is ascorbic acid, not citric acid, so that comment makes no sense. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 21:12:30 GMT
At least the acid scouring will stop your teeth falling out from scurvy. Vitamin C is ascorbic acid, not citric acid, so that comment makes no sense. You scurvy dog. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 21, 2018 21:16:07 GMT
Yes, yes it was. And I apologise for it. You've changed. Apologising for a joke about wanking... What has come over you? I don't know whether to applaud or cry |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 21:16:59 GMT
that comment makes no sense.
I mean you are a right cxnt.
It is just you get citric acid from fruits that contain vitamin c and I got confused.
Could happen to anyone.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 21:20:58 GMT
You've changed. Apologising for a joke about wanking... What has come over you? I don't know whether to applaud or cry Crying won't help. Praying won't do you no good. Not unless it is that single special tear that sometimes happens if your Johnson gets very dehydrated. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 21, 2018 21:23:37 GMT
I don't know whether to applaud or cry Crying won't help. Praying won't do you no good. Not unless it is that single special tear that sometimes happens if your Johnson gets very dehydrated. You seem quite penis orientated |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 21, 2018 21:51:58 GMT
Someone who doesn't just think Sheep is disorientated. I suppose you should take that as a compliment Sheep.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 21, 2018 22:25:37 GMT
Saw Noel Gallagher. He played a lot of solo stuff, but finally he did Whatever and a 40 year old stranger wearing shades (bear in mind it was overcast) turned round and nodded at me as if to say "We got there buddy".
Anyway my dram has been prepared for bed, so goodnight all.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 22:33:48 GMT
I may be disorientated, but I did not pay money to see Noel Gallagher.
That has to be a win for me.
FTW.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2018 22:38:06 GMT
Who's the bigger bellend Liam or Noel?
Possibly one of life's most difficult questions.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 21, 2018 22:40:21 GMT
I'm on my evening dram, too. Good night, maybe tomorrow will be less wullie orientated.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 21, 2018 22:46:11 GMT
Who's the bigger bellend Liam or Noel? Possibly one of life's most difficult questions. You could of course extend this to the box, personally I think everyone is sweet and lovely apart from... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 22:48:33 GMT
Hi!
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 21, 2018 22:50:17 GMT
I like to think I have an inner beauty.
I keep it near, but not too near, to the void.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 22, 2018 6:34:02 GMT
Not the best news overnight from Oxford regarding the nephew. Mrs C & her folks flying down to London this morning. I've put off telling the child and handed her an iPad. Classic Crank.
Liam or Noel? They both give entertaining quotes from time to time. But I'd say Liam takes it in the bellend stakes. I'm holding a grudge though due to being kicked off a guest list on the first oasis tour at the expense of Liam's pal.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2018 7:36:00 GMT
At least they make their bellendiness apparent. Damon Albarn tortures kittens and babies, but only in secret. And I bet he never actually fed the poor sparrows.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 22, 2018 8:38:32 GMT
At least they make their bellendiness apparent. Damon Albarn tortures kittens and babies, but only in secret. And I bet he never actually fed the poor sparrows. For some reason I knew you'd prefer Oasis over Blur |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 22, 2018 8:40:54 GMT
Damon AllBran was/is the worst. Is he still alive?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2018 8:48:56 GMT
Sorry to hear that crank. Thoughts are with you and the family.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2018 8:52:23 GMT
Morning all,
So yesterday was spent at Lambeth country show, they had a small section on sheep and birds for children, everything else was food stalls, hippy merchandise tat and a music stage.
It was ok, £4.50 for a 330ml can of beer meant we didn't stay long. Played pool in Brixton hootananny instead.
Highlight was watching Last Chance U on Netflix. Anyone here a fan? This season might be my favourite so far.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2018 9:00:16 GMT
At least they make their bellendiness apparent. Damon Albarn tortures kittens and babies, but only in secret. And I bet he never actually fed the poor sparrows. For some reason I knew you'd prefer Oasis over Blur At the time, I had a preference for Blur over Oasis, but it never seemed particularly important. Despite my joke about Albarn, my real bile is saved for that utter cheese-cunt tory Alex James. An absolute shitfart of a human. In other news, Suede were miles better anyway. In other other news, I saved a cricket from the sea this morning (or condemned a rare sea-cricket to dehydration). No jelly fish and no genitals today (except my own. I do tend to take them swimming with me). |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2018 9:01:22 GMT
Sorry Crank. I take it we can continue to show you moral support by posting distracting shit on here?
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2018 9:08:13 GMT
sheep and birds for children I really don't know what to say. A joke about the failings of child protection services in Lambeth? A thilly pun about theepth and lambth? A bon mot employing the word birds in an unpleasant and sexist way? A sideswipe at Sheep for displaying himself to children in south London? Followed by an observation that south London is never worth visiting, even for that? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 22, 2018 9:08:41 GMT
Morning all, So yesterday was spent at Lambeth country show, they had a small section on sheep and birds for children, everything else was food stalls, hippy merchandise tat and a music stage. It was ok, £4.50 for a 330ml can of beer meant we didn't stay long. Played pool in Brixton hootananny instead. Highlight was watching Last Chance U on Netflix. Anyone here a fan? This season might be my favourite so far. £6 a pint at Tramlines. £4.80 for a can of Red Stripe. |
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