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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 22, 2018 17:25:58 GMT
Oh Crank, I'm so sorry to hear that. Love to you and your family.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2018 17:29:26 GMT
Thanks folks. Honestly, the best thing to do is post some of the usual nonsense. Babyfark, tell us some jokes! Not all heroes wear capes. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 22, 2018 17:42:28 GMT
So...
Amiga or Atari ST?
Note: there is only one correct answer.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 22, 2018 17:42:38 GMT
I have so much booze in my house I'm having to find different places to keep it.
There's a panel in the downstairs toilet that hides all the pipes - now has 8 cans of Stella stashed behind it.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 22, 2018 17:55:31 GMT
So... Amiga or Atari ST? Note: there is only one correct answer. Err... does it start with "A"? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 22, 2018 18:04:11 GMT
I have so much booze in my house I'm having to find different places to keep it. There's a panel in the downstairs toilet that hides all the pipes - now has 8 cans of Stella stashed behind it. That's a nice problem to have. Perfect hiding place, probably has a cooling effect as well. It sounds like the kind of secret spot that one reads about where the police found some drugs or illegal weapons. Have you checked whether the previous owner forgot anything in there? |
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Post by amipal on Jul 22, 2018 18:06:20 GMT
I have so much booze in my house I'm having to find different places to keep it. There's a panel in the downstairs toilet that hides all the pipes - now has 8 cans of Stella stashed behind it. I think we need to talk about your drinking problem... I got two bottles of red wine and theee bottles of rum for my birthday. Definitely not a problem. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2018 18:23:37 GMT
I have so much booze in my house I'm having to find different places to keep it. There's a panel in the downstairs toilet that hides all the pipes - now has 8 cans of Stella stashed behind it. I think we need to talk about your drinking problem... I got two bottles of red wine and theee bottles of rum for my birthday. Definitely not a problem. I'm assuming the problem you're talking about here is faceless isn't drinking enough? Who runs out of space to keep booze!? People who don't drink enough that's who. |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 22, 2018 18:59:42 GMT
It's called being prepared.
When the apocalypse comes, and you're too busy fighting off your cannibalistic neighbours to have time to make moonshine, I'll be sat on the bog cracking open a can of slightly below room temperature generic lager
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 22, 2018 19:49:06 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 22, 2018 20:17:49 GMT
Sorry to hear that news Crank. I finished 2nd for the 7th time at Fortnite, and if that’s not enough BAU for you...
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.” She snuck by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it. The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night’s noises. “Well Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should scream.” “You’re absolutely right sweetheart, ”the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. “Now why were you laughing?” she asked. “You always said if it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered. “True enough, honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days. “Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her youngest daughter. “Why was it so quiet in your room last night?” “Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.”
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 22, 2018 20:21:42 GMT
Maybe it's not the joke we wanted, but it's the joke we needed.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2018 22:06:58 GMT
Ah bollocks. So, to cut a long story short, she wasn't single, and apparently isn't the cheating with Shenguin sort. Fill in the gaps yourselves, you bunch of bastards.
Even so, take care Crank.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2018 22:21:14 GMT
Did I mention that I fucking hate each and every one of you? Berks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2018 22:30:45 GMT
Turning 40 has hit you hard hasn't it shenguin?
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