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Post by cobblers on Aug 23, 2018 13:54:52 GMT
I'm too late and I really don't have the hart to join in. Do not walk off with those long bounding strides. Have the decency to shuffle off quietly if you won't join in. That is right. I am anti-lope. Fucking BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 23, 2018 13:55:40 GMT
Wednesday was a good day. I went to my bank and they have me a whopping big loan, cheap. I then went for a walk and saw a big buck elk sat down in the forest waiting for his rut to begin. Yes that's the missus with me who really doesn't get the fact these things are huge and mentalist. Warm but hazy, four local beers after tea of pasta and veggie meatballs....a good Wednesday was had by all. I hate those weird fever dreams. I never remember mine well enough to write them down though. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 23, 2018 13:56:40 GMT
Brocket League
Amidoingitright?
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Post by Faceless on Aug 23, 2018 13:59:29 GMT
Sat in a tax-dodging coffee shop while I wait for my car to be fixed. There's a couple at a nearby table dry humping while watching a sitcom of some sort on their phone, with the sound turned up really loud.
I want to punch both of them, but I won't, because of society and its stupid rules.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 23, 2018 14:02:34 GMT
3D Antler Attack.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 23, 2018 14:05:25 GMT
Sat in a tax-dodging coffee shop while I wait for my car to be fixed. There's a couple at a nearby table dry humping while watching a sitcom of some sort on their phone, with the sound turned up really loud. I want to punch both of them, but I won't, because of society and its stupid rules. Go over to their table and sit down next to them and slowly run your hands up and down your own thighs. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Aug 23, 2018 14:07:49 GMT
Sat in a tax-dodging coffee shop They pay no tax but the coffee is still deer. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 23, 2018 14:12:42 GMT
Booed by Cobblers for a bad pun. Wa(ta)piti he is not more understanding.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 23, 2018 14:14:29 GMT
Sat in a tax-dodging coffee shop They pay no tax but the coffee is still deer. Stag-geringly so. You don't get much bang for your buck. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 23, 2018 14:14:39 GMT
I am going to wash my hands of these puns now. There's a strange musk started to come off them
Obviously being a Brummie I will use a wash bison to do so.
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Post by Pyjakson on Aug 23, 2018 14:22:09 GMT
I am going to wash my hands of these puns now. There's a strange musk started to come off them Obviously being a Brummie I will use a wash bison to do so. That's not a deer and I'm saying caribou, not caribou-urns. |
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Post by toolio2010 on Aug 23, 2018 14:27:38 GMT
content://media/external/file/106721
Did that work? I have no idear about this
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Post by WeeCooper on Aug 23, 2018 14:27:53 GMT
Good afternoon.
Last night I watched Justice League. It was fucking shit.
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Post by Pyjakson on Aug 23, 2018 14:28:57 GMT
Have we had Heavy Rein-deer yet? Most likely.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 23, 2018 14:29:00 GMT
My cold is better, really feel like I have got my springbok.
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Post by toolio2010 on Aug 23, 2018 14:36:08 GMT
Ah bugger I need attachments allowed or something. You'll have to wait for your elk grubbiness you awful lot.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 23, 2018 14:41:18 GMT
The 18th button along on the desktop site allows you to add an image.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2018 14:42:57 GMT
Seafood Salad with three big pigs in blankets and a protein bar. Are you some kind of body builder? Seems like a lot of protein! |
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Post by gongfarmer on Aug 23, 2018 14:50:21 GMT
Who passed his interview and has just been promoted at work? Not this guy.
BDT just got a lot biggererer and drinkier
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 23, 2018 14:56:47 GMT
Who passed his interview and has just been promoted at work? Not this guy. BDT just got a lot biggererer and drinkier Unlucky Gong, who got it? The guy with the handouts? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2018 15:01:01 GMT
Who passed his interview and has just been promoted at work? Not this guy. BDT just got a lot biggererer and drinkier Sorry to hear that gong. It's a tough job market out there at the moment. I got turned down for an interview last week, the feedback was absolutely classic. " You fit in too well". Wankers. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 23, 2018 15:03:01 GMT
Who passed his interview and has just been promoted at work? Not this guy. BDT just got a lot biggererer and drinkier Sorry to hear that gong. It's a tough job market out there at the moment. I got turned down for an interview last week, the feedback was absolutely classic. " You fit in too well". Wankers. Birmingham prison isn't currently recruiting inmates. |
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Post by Conchord on Aug 23, 2018 15:17:42 GMT
Are you some kind of body builder? Seems like a lot of protein! Haha! No! Keto diet. High fat, low carb. The protein bar is to sate the sweet tooth. Pretend chocolate that tastes close to the real thing. |
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Post by Conchord on Aug 23, 2018 15:20:20 GMT
Who passed his interview and has just been promoted at work? Not this guy. BDT just got a lot biggererer and drinkier Commiserations Gong. But look on the bright side, it's an excuse to get absolutely wankered and shit on paternity guy's car! |
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Post by gongfarmer on Aug 23, 2018 15:21:25 GMT
Who passed his interview and has just been promoted at work? Not this guy. BDT just got a lot biggererer and drinkier Unlucky Gong, who got it? The guy with the handouts? Probably - the sod went back on his paternity leave straight after the interview. 6 of us went for the post, me and 2 others have been told we didn't get it, and after that the manager was on the phone to 'someone'. No formal announcement but i'd bet money it was mr handout - despite him being on leave, our system tracks logons so I can see he's been checking his mail through the day,
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