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Post by gongfarmer on Aug 23, 2018 15:26:58 GMT
right - i'm scooting off early and going vodka shopping. Catch me if you can
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Post by cobblers on Aug 23, 2018 15:34:35 GMT
Snickers bars are a fucking joke. It’s a fucking Cadbury’s finger. Mumsnet/Vis shall hear of this. I’m fucking furious. I’m sure the glass on our vending machine is magnifying.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 23, 2018 15:42:53 GMT
Unlucky Gong.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 23, 2018 15:49:11 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 23, 2018 15:51:49 GMT
Yeah, enjoy the vodka. I probably won't bother trying to catch you, if it's all the same to you.
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Post by amipal on Aug 23, 2018 15:57:51 GMT
Better luck next time gong. They'll need someone for future paternity cover in the role.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2018 16:49:21 GMT
So, I let you all know that I also didn't get a job last week and I get nothing, NOTHING!?
You people.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2018 16:50:30 GMT
Gong isn't even a 4 star member, literally everything and everybody has 4 stars (sorry Mrtiddles). That's the point.
Fuck me.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2018 16:53:09 GMT
Luckily what I didn't tell you all was, I actually got offered a new job today. My workplace is completely incompetent, I said I wanted paternity leave, despite not even having a baby. Then I rocked up and printed some stuff off Wikipedia 5 minutes beforehand and walked it.
4 stars.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 23, 2018 16:53:47 GMT
Tough luck, gongfarmer. Sorry to hear it.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 23, 2018 17:11:20 GMT
Hard luck Gong. If you're thinking of taking a stand and telling your employer where to stick it, I thoroughly recommend unemployment.
Come to think of it, didn't someone else recently mention not getting a job?
Nah, I'm probably just imagining it.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 23, 2018 17:12:00 GMT
Bloggie there, assuming people read his posts. At least, that's what I guess he probably wrote.
Sorry Bloggie. You didn't lead into it with a couple of days of teasers about some cunt on paternity leave.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 23, 2018 17:14:13 GMT
Gong isn't even a 4 star member, literally everything and everybody has 4 stars (sorry Mrtiddles). That's the point. Fuck me. Look at it from our perspective Bloggie, we'd rather have a full member love us than a senior member. Wait, that doesn't sound quite right. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 23, 2018 17:16:31 GMT
Gong isn't even a 4 star member, literally everything and everybody has 4 stars (sorry Mrtiddles). That's the point. Fuck me. Look at it from our perspective Bloggie, we'd rather have a full member love us than a senior member. Wait, that doesn't sound quite right. Tough break Gong |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 23, 2018 17:22:27 GMT
Hey now not everybody is a 4 star member. It’s like Michelin stars, where the fewer you have the better right?
Gong - tough break, commiserations. Perhaps you can play some games posthumously
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Post by toolio2010 on Aug 23, 2018 17:51:53 GMT
Wednesday was a good day. I went to my bank and they have me a whopping big loan, cheap. I then went for a walk and saw a big buck elk sat down in the forest waiting for his rut to begin. Yes that's the missus with me who really doesn't get the fact these things are huge and mentalist. Warm but hazy, four local beers after tea of pasta and veggie meatballs....a good Wednesday was had by all. I hate those weird fever dreams. I never remember mine well enough to write them down though. Noooooo it's true I have witnesses. Please believe me. And I have pictures. Of elk, not the other ones. Gutterminded so and so... |
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Post by toolio2010 on Aug 23, 2018 17:52:48 GMT
The 18th button along on the desktop site allows you to add an image. 18th? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 23, 2018 18:01:00 GMT
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Post by Destry on Aug 23, 2018 18:01:04 GMT
The 18th button along on the desktop site allows you to add an image. 18th? Yes. But remember to select Reply and not Quick Reply.  |
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Post by Aaron Banks on Aug 23, 2018 18:47:38 GMT
Just had my membership of the chatterbox denied as well. I'd received the welcome email and everything. 4 stars.
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Post by Destry on Aug 23, 2018 18:54:39 GMT
We don't let just anyone in here*
*We do.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 23, 2018 19:32:37 GMT
Robert Hoof
Nicola Anelka
Erm.. Barry venison
Steve Bullwinkle
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 23, 2018 19:34:53 GMT
BabyF - £700 large ones will get you a whole load of Fortnite lessons
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 23, 2018 19:35:41 GMT
Toolios Elk porn better be worth the wait....
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 23, 2018 19:49:50 GMT
Anyway, I'm playing the freshly downloaded GTAV. How is it even possible to stick to the missions and complete this game?
I did the first bit/prelogue where you escape from the robbery. Then I switched to Franklin and, with my rather abusive buddy, stole a car from a house near the beach and took it to some guy at a dealership.
Then I had to drive my own car home. This is where things just simply got out of hand. I murderised two ambulance men with my car, after they came to the aid of a guy in the street I'd just attacked for no reason, and got chased by the police. Ended up escaping by driving up a grassy hill, abandoning the car and then legging it to a small secluded cove. Here two guys were sun bathing. After watching me beat one of them to death, the other ran to the sea and swam off. I followed, but after a while Franklin just started to sink, then drowned. Woke up in the hospital, well just outside, all fixed up.
Brilliant. Four stars.
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