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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 30, 2018 21:54:38 GMT
I was surprised to find out cobblers is a millenial. I wonder if he 'works' as an Instagram influencer... Taking pretentious photos of foods smothered in hot sauce. See I'm not claiming to be an expert in reading people's ages by their games console history (I absolutely am, my record is 100% so far) I think cobbler's history is deceptive, I'd go for middle aged, late developer. I'm not really 55. My age is a mystery to all because of my elaborate moisturizing regime. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 30, 2018 21:57:47 GMT
63 years old based on consoles and performance at Fortnite, and American, based on spelling of moisturizer.
Am I right?
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Post by Destry on Aug 30, 2018 22:06:49 GMT
See I'm not claiming to be an expert in reading people's ages by their games console history (I absolutely am, my record is 100% so far) I think cobbler's history is deceptive, I'd go for middle aged, late developer. I'm not really 55. My age is a mystery to all because of my elaborate moisturizing regime. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 30, 2018 22:07:23 GMT
63 years old based on consoles and performance at Fortnite, and American, based on spelling of moisturizer. Am I right? I might be crap at Fortnite, sonny, but you can't take away my Pong platinum on the Babbage's Difference Engine. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Aug 30, 2018 22:10:38 GMT
My train has qute a few Celtic fans on it. Pyjakson would be lapping it up. I hope they took heed of the letter their own club sent them or I imagine that would have been a rather unpleasant trip. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Aug 30, 2018 22:18:57 GMT
I'm not really 55. My age is a mystery to all because of my elaborate moisturizing regime. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. I'd bet you think Phil Collins' Sussudio is a great great song too |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 30, 2018 22:45:52 GMT
alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older Forget about their console history, that means the avarage Chatterboxer doesn't look a day over 115. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 31, 2018 7:03:39 GMT
I'm not really 55. My age is a mystery to all because of my elaborate moisturizing regime. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Well, someone had to do it. |
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