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Post by Admin on Sept 28, 2018 21:27:16 GMT
It's the weekend.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2018 6:10:41 GMT
Do you people talk over mics? I've only ever played with crank on the division and we silently and incompetently worked our way through a few missions. We just connected. I was going to suggest a mic that night but didn't wish to seem needy. Morning, Games. None due to asda-gate and too tired later. TV. Finished killing eve. Weekend of doom. Child has music, swimming, tennis and a kids party both days. Send help.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2018 6:52:50 GMT
Morning everyone.
Turns out I'm posh, who knew? I certainly didn't.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2018 6:55:39 GMT
Morning everyone. Turns out I'm posh, who knew? I certainly didn't. All relative innit. A fairly average sounding Glaswegian would sound rough as fuck to the bojo crowd but sound posh to a Glasgow bam.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2018 7:16:57 GMT
Morning everyone. Turns out I'm posh, who knew? I certainly didn't. All relative innit. A fairly average sounding Glaswegian would sound rough as fuck to the bojo crowd but sound posh to a Glasgow bam. I'm not sure how Melvazord will like you saying that.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2018 7:25:06 GMT
I'm not sure how Melvazord will like you saying that. 'Tae fuck pal' probably.
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 29, 2018 7:36:32 GMT
I'm not from Glasgow.
And I really should have qualified my statement with : "sounds reet posh...compared to what I expected from this place ie a mush mouthed yokel. Like what Sheep sounded like"
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2018 7:36:38 GMT
Shenguin, posh? I refuse to believe it*
*I absolutely believe it
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2018 7:43:06 GMT
I'm not from Glasgow. And I really should have qualified my statement with : "sounds reet posh...compared to what I expected from this place ie a mush mouthed yokel. Like what Sheep sounded like" I realise that as you were described as 'Aberdonian' I was just using Glaswegian as an example. Thick Aberdeen accents are harder to decipher I'd say than Glasgwegian. It's the usual lack of exposure in the media. folk aren't used to the way they sound. NB. I'm not calling Aberdonians thick.
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Post by scubar on Sept 29, 2018 7:43:33 GMT
Saturday question: Is Shenguin actually Jacob Rees-Mogg?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2018 7:46:17 GMT
Turns out this place's definition of posh is the ability to tone down an accent slightly rather than dribble Brummie or spit Scottish over Fortnite Comms.
Who'd a thunked it?
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2018 7:46:27 GMT
Saturday question: Is Shenguin actually Jacob Rees-Mogg? Oof. Brutal.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2018 7:49:35 GMT
Saturday question: Is Shenguin actually Jacob Rees-Mogg? Alright Two-sheds Two-dogs, there's no need to try to deflect the wrath of the class warriors in here from me to you.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2018 7:53:26 GMT
I am not posh, but my mate recently played me my answerphone message from my mobile. The consensus was Roger Moore from the Persuaders. I was quite astounded. My brother, on the other hand, sounds like the Honey monster.
Saturday question: Is Shenguin actually Jacob Rees-Mogg?
Yes, his voice is, but he looks like a cross between Boris Johnson and a seal, most disconcerting.*
* I've never seen him, but his avatar is proof enough..
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2018 7:54:54 GMT
Pretty close, but the hair is all medium brown fading to grey.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2018 8:00:51 GMT
Pretty close, but the hair is all medium brown fading to grey. So, that's not the real you in the avatar? You've changed man, you've changed..
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 29, 2018 8:05:32 GMT
Perhaps our two second places would have been one higher if most of the time hadn't been spent with the refrain:
"Yau wot? Oi cahnt understahnd a weerd thees bluhdy jocks ohn abhat"
My accent is massively toned down in order to talk to East Midlanders. A people who think they have an accent. They have no discernible accent.
Truly the revelations of the night were that Baby, who you'd expect to be a mouthy twat, was the quietest of everyone, and that we managed two 2nd places. Through hiding in a pool of our own cowardice*, but 2nd place nonetheless.
*That wasn't cowardice.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2018 8:29:05 GMT
How is the new jobby going Mr Faceless?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2018 9:01:23 GMT
Truly the revelations of the night were that Baby, who you'd expect to be a mouthy twat, was the quietest of everyone It just takes him a while to form sentences
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 29, 2018 9:04:42 GMT
Thanks for the fortnite games last night chaps. I am always having to keep my voice down on these games as I only get control of the telly once everyone else is in bed and trying to sleep, so you were probably unable to certify my undoubted proletarian credentials (my second car is only a Hyundai).
If you really want to top up your class rage try visiting the town of St Andrews, not far from here, where literally all the students look like 6 foot 3 clones of Ben Fogle and Clare Balding grown in a lab in Dorset.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2018 9:04:42 GMT
I was going to suggest a mic that night but didn't wish to seem needy I did finally find a pair of earphones with a mic in my flat the other day, but I'll be honest- I'm a bit scared now. If melvazord thinks shenguin is posh, you lot are going to rip a Southerner who knows how to enunciate to pieces.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 29, 2018 9:06:16 GMT
How is the new jobby going Mr Faceless? Jesus Christ MrTiddles , bit personal for a Saturday morning, no?
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 29, 2018 9:09:56 GMT
I'd love to hear Wee talk. He comes from the Kingdom of Fife, so it would be really odd to hear a lilting non-threatening TSB advert voice as your throat is cut ear to ear.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2018 9:10:11 GMT
I was going to suggest a mic that night but didn't wish to seem needy I did finally find a pair of earphones with a mic in my flat the other day, but I'll be honest- I'm a bit scared now. If melvazord thinks shenguin is posh, you lot are going to rip a Southerner who knows how to enunciate to pieces. Hi There!
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2018 9:13:28 GMT
How is the new jobby going Mr Faceless? Jesus Christ MrTiddles , bit personal for a Saturday morning, no? I'm watching him on Skype, it looks like a looonnggg one.. Hey, he put on Skype, not me. I am innocent (see avatar).
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