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Post by Melvazord on Dec 7, 2017 20:16:03 GMT
Other: Work. I've been tasked with mentoring one of the trainees. This millennial is so useless that, instead of worving tomorrow, I've got to go into work and basically their job for them. My top mentoring tip will be "git gud, scrub". Are you me? My boss, who has two sons in their early 20s, said today that basically you have to treat millennial like pets. Our millennial is a lazy, lunchtime obsessed twat. Is always shocked when experiments have to be done over lunch. "But that's during lunch time?!" Yeah mate, its not fucking secondary school anymore, suck it up. God almighty, I want to strangle him with his own harband |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 7, 2017 20:23:02 GMT
Which one of you is THIS? It’s LqL, surely? "Internet prankster" - yeah, checks out. What a waste of perfectly good polyfilla |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 7, 2017 20:26:11 GMT
Which one of you is THIS? It's a small town in Staffordshire. Stackhaus? |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 7, 2017 20:33:26 GMT
Evening all, Spent today posting on here doing nothing so my lazy mentor who always works at home is going to have to come in and actually do some work for a fucking change. I'm going to spend much of working day teaching punctuation to a millennial, who has a certificate of attendance from a Polytechnic. Then I'm going to have to do their work, and mine, before I can get to games and other things that matter. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 7, 2017 20:37:39 GMT
I'm going to spend much of working day teaching punctuation to a millennial. What about syntax? |
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Post by LOLZ on Dec 7, 2017 20:39:58 GMT
Evening all, Spent today posting on here doing nothing so my lazy mentor who always works at home is going to have to come in and actually do some work for a fucking change. I'm going to spend much of working day teaching punctuation to a millennial, who has a certificate of attendance from a Polytechnic. Then I'm going to have to do their work, and mine, before I can get to games and other things that matter. You are going to teach them punctuation? I almost choked on my chicken Kiev. They must be god awful. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 7, 2017 20:49:24 GMT
 Mushroom windmill WIP.  Finished examples of the Shrooms. |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 7, 2017 20:50:39 GMT
I'm going to spend much of working day teaching punctuation to a millennial. What about syntax? Sin Tax, don't give Hammond a new idea. |
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Dec 7, 2017 20:55:29 GMT
May I, as a casual observer, say that you have gone too far. We have seen too much and that which has been once seen cannot be unseen. Seen?
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 7, 2017 21:05:17 GMT
Other: Work. I've been tasked with mentoring one of the trainees. This millennial is so useless that, instead of worving tomorrow, I've got to go into work and basically their job for them. My top mentoring tip will be "git gud, scrub". Are you me? My boss, who has two sons in their early 20s, said today that basically you have to treat millennial like pets. Our millennial is a lazy, lunchtime obsessed twat. Is always shocked when experiments have to be done over lunch. "But that's during lunch time?!" Yeah mate, its not fucking secondary school anymore, suck it up. God almighty, I want to strangle him with his own harband My millennial is so confused by world of work that I've no idea if he/she is lazy. If he/she spent as much time working, as playing with the I 'phone, then I'd be working for them in a few years! |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 7, 2017 21:34:04 GMT
My millennial is so confused by world of work that I've no idea if he/she is lazy. If he/she spent as much time working, as playing with the I 'phone, then I'd be working for them in a few years! Ours wears gloves to do archiving because he gets paper cuts, rolls up his sleeves to cover his hands when leaving the office because he gets electric shocks and was worried he would get asphyxiated by evaporating frozen carbon dioxide(cardice) in a non sealed lab. That last one when he asked me about it, I said " are you sticking your head in the box of cardice?" He looked confused "no" "Aye youll be fine then pal, off you pop" Hes the least manly man Ive ever met, and I know some actors. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 7, 2017 22:04:12 GMT
Evening,
Been at a chums after work for dinner. He made lamb curry and we had wine. We chatted much and I looked to see if I could recover music from his gubbed DJ'n laptop. Was meant to get a shot of the switch but his g/f was out at Pilates and it's hers really.
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Post by Destry on Dec 7, 2017 22:05:29 GMT
I have come to the conclusion that Dennis Wise is an ignorant, opinionated, bullying fucking twat.
To be honest if I'd given him any thought in the past I'd probably have arrived at the same opinion earlier.
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 7, 2017 22:05:39 GMT
Other: Work. I've been tasked with mentoring one of the trainees. This millennial is so useless that, instead of worving tomorrow, I've got to go into work and basically their job for them. My top mentoring tip will be "git gud, scrub". When I say " do their job for them" I mean a full weeks millennial work, which I'll do in half a day. Half a day that I could have been playing games or doing other things that matter. |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 7, 2017 22:08:51 GMT
I have come to the conclusion that Dennis Wise is an ignorant, opinionated, bullying fucking twat. To be honest if I'd given him any thought in the past I'd probably have arrived at the same opinion earlier. So which Chatterboxer do the think he is? |
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Post by Destry on Dec 7, 2017 22:10:37 GMT
I have come to the conclusion that Dennis Wise is an ignorant, opinionated, bullying fucking twat. To be honest if I'd given him any thought in the past I'd probably have arrived at the same opinion earlier. So which Chatterboxer do the think he is? Bink. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 7, 2017 22:14:27 GMT
As in Dennis Wise the former football thug? Surely he's not still employed?
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Post by Destry on Dec 7, 2017 22:18:06 GMT
As in Dennis Wise the former football thug? Surely he's not still employed? That's the chap. He was just voted off "I'm a celebrity..."; part of the axis of awful along with Amir Khan and someone else who's also a dick but whose name I don't know. EDIT: Apparently it's Jamie Lomas, whoever the fuck he is. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 7, 2017 22:22:23 GMT
My millennial is so confused by world of work that I've no idea if he/she is lazy. If he/she spent as much time working, as playing with the I 'phone, then I'd be working for them in a few years! Ours wears gloves to do archiving because he gets paper cuts, rolls up his sleeves to cover his hands when leaving the office because he gets electric shocks and was worried he would get asphyxiated by evaporating frozen carbon dioxide(cardice) in a non sealed lab...Hes the least manly man Ive ever met, and I know some actors. The millenials now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Millenials are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers. Socrates (469–399 B.C.) |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 7, 2017 22:22:32 GMT
As in Dennis Wise the former football thug? Surely he's not still employed? That's the chap. He was just voted off "I'm a celebrity..."; part of the axis of awful along with Amir Khan and someone else who's also a dick but whose name I don't know. Oof. That really is rock bottom. Even lower than his previous job as Mike Ashley technical director/mate. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke. Although I grew up in a Wimbledon supporting household, so I'm expected to cut the bloke a bit of slack |
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Post by Destry on Dec 7, 2017 22:25:19 GMT
That's the chap. He was just voted off "I'm a celebrity..."; part of the axis of awful along with Amir Khan and someone else who's also a dick but whose name I don't know. I grew up in a Wimbledon supporting household, so I'm expected to cut the bloke Fixed that for you. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2017 22:27:59 GMT
How old are you people!?
I'm probably classed as a millennial and I have posted less than all of you moaning about us being on our phones all the time.
Get off your phones!! The messages probably take longer to write too, because the letters on your phone are so big. Because you're old. See?
Hypocrites.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2017 22:29:09 GMT
I've gone full JBG - Kiss my shit hat.
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Post by Destry on Dec 7, 2017 22:31:00 GMT
In my case, very. The 54 in my username is a clue. And the answer is not 54. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 7, 2017 22:32:00 GMT
What's the criteria to be a millennial? Read Guardian, live in London but can't afford to buy anywhere, eat avocado?
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