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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 17, 2019 15:03:03 GMT
Are you a Tim too? Apologies. That was directed solely at Shenguin. The bastard. I think he was referring to the use of the word 'Tim' as part of the ever-hilarious (and not always mutually respectful) argot of Scottish football. We don;t need to go any further into it. I'm pretty certain Shenguin is not a Scottish professional footballer. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 17, 2019 15:20:29 GMT
Injecting Brett Michaels into the political discourse should be Plan A.
I've always said it.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 17, 2019 15:25:47 GMT
A good idea on the face of it, but he's reportedly a Trumper. Still, he'd bring some of the stardust that, say, the LibDems could certainly use. Otherwise you've just got Vince Cable up there in skintight jeans and a bandana, and nobody wants that.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 17, 2019 15:31:19 GMT
I think he was referring to the use of the word 'Tim' as part of the ever-hilarious (and not always mutually respectful) argot of Scottish football. We don;t need to go any further into it. I'm pretty certain Shenguin is not a Scottish professional footballer. I think I might be, actually. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 17, 2019 15:43:32 GMT
I'm pretty certain Shenguin is not a Scottish professional footballer. I think I might be, actually. Are you Lisa Evans? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 17, 2019 16:06:43 GMT
Look at the camera club to see how that's playing out. In regards to this... Glen is a bit autistic, so sometimes goes a bit funny with social norms. I think he also thinks that I'm some sort of evil-twin/enemy of his, so also goes a bit funny with that. All a bit odd. Maybe it's just as well then that I didn't draw his attention to the fact that Benjamin had told me that I can slowly transition myself if I wanted and that that was exactly what I intended to do. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 17, 2019 16:07:59 GMT
So are we going to do a Spartacus and all call ourselves Jimmy? Then we could rustle their Jimmies. Edit: I feel it's the Tims who need the support at the moment. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2019 16:25:03 GMT
OTTM - I'm working from home at the kitchen table today, and father outlaw wandered in this morning, pyjama bottoms at half mast at the back (not joking, this was builder's crack++++++. full arse), completely ignored my greeting, switched off the kitchen light and went and toileted, door wide open. Then on the way back to bed poked his head in to say good morning. textbook. Toilet directly off the kitchen? Is that compliant with building regs? I hope I am not going to have to report you. As an ex-building Control Officer - it is allowed. You would need mechanical extract in such a toilet. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 17, 2019 16:26:44 GMT
Its actually down the hallway, but I can tell the door is open because the fan is quite loud, and closing the door is quite noisy.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 17, 2019 16:29:33 GMT
Toilet directly off the kitchen? Is that compliant with building regs? I hope I am not going to have to report you. As an ex-building Control Officer - it is allowed. You would need mechanical extract in such a toilet. Mechanical extraction? Horrific thought. What's wrong with letting people just sit down and allowing nature to take its course? |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 17, 2019 16:37:42 GMT
As an ex-building Control Officer - it is allowed. You would need mechanical extract in such a toilet. Mechanical extraction? Horrific thought. What's wrong with letting people just sit down and allowing nature to take its course? You get used to it |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2019 16:39:04 GMT
Its actually down the hallway, but I can tell the door is open because the fan is quite loud, and closing the door is quite noisy. He's trying to assert his dominance. You can't allow it or they'll be there forever. Take a shit in his bed, it's the only sensible thing to do. I realise it's technically your bed, but if anything that compounds the extent of your manhood. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 17, 2019 16:39:22 GMT
Mechanical extraction? Horrific thought. What's wrong with letting people just sit down and allowing nature to take its course? You get used to it You'd want the door shut for it though, I imagine. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 17, 2019 16:50:17 GMT
Mechanical extraction? Horrific thought. What's wrong with letting people just sit down and allowing nature to take its course? Optimal solution to the problem of a diet lacking in fibre? |
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Post by Destry on Jan 17, 2019 17:11:18 GMT
Is this where Babyfark chimes in with the constipated mathematician joke?
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 17, 2019 17:23:23 GMT
Not sure but I heard you beed two doors between a kitchen and a toilet.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 17, 2019 17:26:25 GMT
But you sure as hell don't have to close 'em if you don't want to.
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Post by Pyjakson on Jan 17, 2019 18:02:41 GMT
Not sure but I heard you beed two doors between a kitchen and a toilet. I heard this too (from you?). There's only one door between mine but the toilet and the kitchen are on different floors, so I'm guessing that makes a difference. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 17, 2019 18:28:10 GMT
I am in Halfords, demonstrating my essential masculinity. Also waiting fucking ages for the staff to find the stuff I ordered.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 17, 2019 18:41:37 GMT
I've put my name down for a double time Neptune's Pride game... I reckon 4 mates have picked out interlaced starts ... if you're interested and don't have a life*... It will take 2-3 weeks of paranoia... After 3 wins in a row I expect to be Fegerleined np.ironhelmet.com/game/4558321769250816*sobHow to play the game: |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 17, 2019 19:15:05 GMT
You're playing dip at the same time? Some sort of grand wizard chumbles? tenthenemy I hadn't realised you had actually added Jimmy over in the Discord. That made me chuckle. |
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Post by amipal on Jan 17, 2019 19:28:00 GMT
I think we can firmly say that nu-blog is currently ahead in the chat stakes. I haven't seen any robust toilet chat over on Discord yet.
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Post by amipal on Jan 17, 2019 19:29:01 GMT
I am in Halfords, demonstrating my essential masculinity. Also waiting fucking ages for the staff to find the stuff I ordered. Windscreen wipers aren't difficult to fit, Shenguin. You can do it yourself. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 17, 2019 19:38:04 GMT
I am in Halfords, demonstrating my essential masculinity. Also waiting fucking ages for the staff to find the stuff I ordered. I did this earlier. It is important to demonstrate your essential masculinity. New headlight bulb for my mum's car. Obviously I got them to fit it. The young lady who fitted it for me was very pleasant. |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 17, 2019 19:41:24 GMT
You can get around building regs by shitting directly into the kitchen sink. It also conveniently avoids the divisive door open/closed issue.
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