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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 17, 2019 19:44:26 GMT
Sounds like Danky's in laws are making full use of the facilities.
He'll be finding presents for months after they leave.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 17, 2019 19:56:25 GMT
Its actually down the hallway, but I can tell the door is open because the fan is quite loud, and closing the door is quite noisy. He's trying to assert his dominance. You can't allow it or they'll be there forever. Take a shit in his bed, it's the only sensible thing to do. I realise it's technically your bed, but if anything that compounds the extent of your manhood. Tremendous idea. I'd say double down and really send a 'fuck you' message by doing it when he/they are in the bed. And really stare into his eyes whilst you're pushing, if indeed you need to push. But still stare anyway. Deep into the eyes. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 17, 2019 20:20:12 GMT
You're playing dip at the same time? Some sort of grand wizard chumbles? Gunboat and Public Press Diplomacy take very little time and Neptune's Pride is easier for me than most; I NEVER sleep more than 100 minutes at a time and my sleep pattern is, well, not a pattern ... when I am likely to think 'midnight' thoughts I have to drink fluid and do summat to distract the sub brain... so NP helps |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2019 20:49:31 GMT
Not sure but I heard you beed two doors between a kitchen and a toilet. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Do not step to my knowledge of the Building regulations. And I quote “4.10 A place containing a sanitary convenience and/or associated hand washing facilities should be separated by a door from any place used for the preparation of food (including a kitchen) (see Diagrams 2 and 3). Note: In dwellings, a room containing both a sanitary convenience and a basin for hand washing does not need a separation lobby between this room and a kitchen or food preparation area (Diagram 2). The layout for a room containing a sanitary convenience only should be such that the room or space containing its associated hand washing facilities is accessed before entry to a food preparation area, and is separated from that area by a door (Diagram 3).” assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/504207/BR_PDF_AD_G_2015_with_2016_amendments.pdf |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 17, 2019 20:53:05 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 17, 2019 21:02:22 GMT
I am in Halfords, demonstrating my essential masculinity. Also waiting fucking ages for the staff to find the stuff I ordered. I did this earlier. It is important to demonstrate your essential masculinity. New headlight bulb for my mum's car. Obviously I got them to fit it. The young lady who fitted it for me was very pleasant. Your Dad smacked the front of your Mum's Range Rover on some ditzy bitch's Kia? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 17, 2019 21:14:51 GMT
Not sure but I heard you beed two doors between a kitchen and a toilet. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Do not step to my knowledge of the Building regulations. And I quote “4.10 A place containing a sanitary convenience and/or associated hand washing facilities should be separated by a door from any place used for the preparation of food (including a kitchen) (see Diagrams 2 and 3). Note: In dwellings, a room containing both a sanitary convenience and a basin for hand washing does not need a separation lobby between this room and a kitchen or food preparation area (Diagram 2). The layout for a room containing a sanitary convenience only should be such that the room or space containing its associated hand washing facilities is accessed before entry to a food preparation area, and is separated from that area by a door (Diagram 3).” assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/504207/BR_PDF_AD_G_2015_with_2016_amendments.pdfBoom. Another case well and truly closed (unlike Danky's toilet door). |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 17, 2019 21:18:04 GMT
Not sure but I heard you beed two doors between a kitchen and a toilet. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Do not step to my knowledge of the Building regulations. And I quote “4.10 A place containing a sanitary convenience and/or associated hand washing facilities should be separated by a door from any place used for the preparation of food (including a kitchen) (see Diagrams 2 and 3). Note: In dwellings, a room containing both a sanitary convenience and a basin for hand washing does not need a separation lobby between this room and a kitchen or food preparation area (Diagram 2). The layout for a room containing a sanitary convenience only should be such that the room or space containing its associated hand washing facilities is accessed before entry to a food preparation area, and is separated from that area by a door (Diagram 3).” assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/504207/BR_PDF_AD_G_2015_with_2016_amendments.pdfFuck you and your rule book, square. Danky, remove all doors in the house and shit in the bed. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 17, 2019 21:36:15 GMT
I'm not saying I'm adverse to shitting in our bed, but as such I'd like to explore other avenues first. (I'm working from work tomorrow)
Their plan is working perfectly isn't it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2019 21:49:34 GMT
Give the people what they want danky. For fuck sake.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Jan 17, 2019 22:02:32 GMT
Give the people what they want danky. For fuck sake. 2nd referendum? That ain't going to end well. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 17, 2019 22:10:15 GMT
My Xbox broke.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 17, 2019 22:21:58 GMT
I don't think it's built to take this ...  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2019 22:39:22 GMT
Give the people what they want danky. For fuck sake. 2nd referendum? That ain't going to end well. I think we've already shit the bed on that one. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 17, 2019 22:58:00 GMT
Oh dear. Best get that stationery from work on eBay quickly. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 17, 2019 23:03:03 GMT
2nd referendum? That ain't going to end well. I think we've already shit the bed on that one. Let's be clear, the UKIP, the Tories, the Labour traitors, and the Brexit voting racists shat the bed on that one, not me. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 17, 2019 23:03:34 GMT
Was playing MarioKart online but getting slaughtered. Need to learn the courses and how to drive first against the computer I think before venturing on again. Box MarioKart at some point for those switch wankers with MarioKart?
I won't use my 11yr old nephew as a ringer I promise.
Now watching Ray Donovan with a quality rocky-esque training montage.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 17, 2019 23:24:23 GMT
I think we've already shit the bed on that one. Let's be clear, the UKIP, the Tories, the Labour traitors, Dankys father in law,and the Brexit voting racists shat the bed on that one, not me. Bit personal. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 17, 2019 23:51:32 GMT
Was playing MarioKart online but getting slaughtered. Need to learn the courses and how to drive first against the computer I think before venturing on again. Box MarioKart at some point for those switch wankers with MarioKart? I won't use my 11yr old nephew as a ringer I promise. Now watching Ray Donovan with a quality rocky-esque training montage. Only have the Wii U version unfortunately. Cross-generational play now! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 18, 2019 0:01:53 GMT
Let's be clear, the UKIP, the Tories, the Labour traitors, Dankys father in law,and the Brexit voting racists shat the bed on that one, not me. Bit personal. Leave Danky's father in law out of it. He's taking over Danky's house, not the country. Time for a new collective bed? The half-price winter sales at Dreams is still on until the day of the next Brexit debate - a way out of the crisis? Let's at least replace the mattress. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 18, 2019 5:27:17 GMT
Overreacting? Shirley not; a measured response err...  "I do NOT lose at this game." |
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