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Post by Destry on Feb 19, 2019 9:44:45 GMT
These 190 guests - it's just me using a different IP address each time. I'm sorry. Do you want to buy a Chatterbox T-Shirt?  Available in XXXL only. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 19, 2019 10:12:25 GMT
Some heavy franking has occurred at the Stillness of the Wind article. Just so you are all aware, I wore black socks with yellow stripes yesterday.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 19, 2019 10:29:08 GMT
when I was a small boy I ate like a vacuum cleaner Through your nose? Everything without discrimination; when I got in from school I made myself a sugar sanglewich: bread, marge and granulated sugar... in our home there were never leftovers - my brother and I would roam the house looking for anything to eat. I lost this voracious appetite when I was 50+. At 28 I ate a chinese set meal for 3, leaving only about 2 tablespoons of rice. But I never arsed no onions ...  |
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Post by Nutkins on Feb 19, 2019 10:29:18 GMT
No thank you
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 19, 2019 10:34:58 GMT
But I never arsed no onions ... Really hoping that's a typo and not something people in your house did when you were growing up... |
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 10:37:19 GMT
But I never arsed no onions ... Really hoping that's a typo and not something people in your house did when you were growing up... It is a thing. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 19, 2019 10:46:46 GMT
Really hoping that's a typo and not something people in your house did when you were growing up... It is a thing. Going by chumbles' horrific tales of his upbringing, it was a toss up between the two. |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 19, 2019 10:49:46 GMT
TBF, On several occasions I've arsed all the crisps, chocolate, fruit, beer, fizzy pop, {redacted}
No bottoms were involved in any* stage of the process.
Not all at the same sitting.
*Only at the point of expelling the waste from my body
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 19, 2019 11:11:44 GMT
Morning my funny tinged friends! Last night, outlaws went out briefly - GANES. I've played them all, Metro Exodus, Kingdom heats 3 and that Ape eggs leg ends. Metro finally opened up and its lovely, much more interesting to play than the previous mostly tunnel based games.
Got into a match of Ape eggs with a load of crisps in hand and sort of stumbled through the match half holding the controller trying not to get it too greasy. I didn't succeed in either venture.
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Post by Nutkins on Feb 19, 2019 11:21:18 GMT
I once ate so much I had rather an uncomfortable nights sleep.
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 19, 2019 11:24:55 GMT
It's a testament to my mother's cooking that I never had a problem with these foods, but then we only knew baked semolina pudding. Instead of tapioca we only had sago in soup and pudding, also known as frogspawn in English. In German we like to make things sound more appealing; the soup is therefore known as frog eye soup. Yum! My mother never tried cooking whelks, no doubt she would have succeeded in making them palatable, too.
I ate all this without complaints but until I was in my late teens I refused to eat any kind of cheese. Yes, I was a bit weird (still am).
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Post by Nutkins on Feb 19, 2019 11:30:05 GMT
tenth
I suggest not going to baby's for lunch.
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 19, 2019 11:30:06 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 19, 2019 11:31:42 GMT
tenth I suggest not going to baby's for lunch. The cheese allergy has meanwhile worn off, but that's still solid advice. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 19, 2019 11:39:00 GMT
The Onion Futures Act was passed in America in 1958 and outlawed the assing of onions, to help improve the future for all the poor onions. Unfortunately, no such act was ever passed in the UK, where the cruel and disgusting practice continues to this day, despite the best efforts of Onion Rights Campaigners. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 11:43:23 GMT
And I'm back at home, feeling absolutely rotten. Supposed to be going away on Friday! I will beat this thing. At what point do you just accept you're feeling bad due to old age? There's a lot of "it" going around at the moment. You get over one thing, and there are another five ready to assault your immune system. #Pray4amipal |
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 11:44:54 GMT
The Onion Futures Act was passed in America in 1958 and outlawed the assing of onions, to help improve the future for all the poor onions. Unfortunately, no such act was ever passed in the UK, where the cruel and disgusting practice continues to this day, despite the best efforts of Onion Rights Campaigners. I blame the French onion johnnies personally. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 11:46:41 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old. Roast dinners were simply meat, potatoes, yorkshires, gravy.
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 11:47:41 GMT
All the posts.
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Post by scubar on Feb 19, 2019 11:48:31 GMT
So much Amipal.
Too much Amipal?
Too much Amipal
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 19, 2019 11:48:51 GMT
My mother never tried cooking whelks, no doubt she would have succeeded in making them palatable, too. I think the recipe would start "remove from shell with a pin, pick off the hard calcification from the forefoot, bath in UV light while immersing in running spring water for 24 hours. Get 2 Lumpen Hammers and beat the objects for 20 minutes. Open a chilled riesling, come to your senses and let the seagulls have the remains." |
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Post by Nutkins on Feb 19, 2019 11:59:40 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old.
And look at you now? You're fine, right? It's normal to be dying aged 40 yeh?
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 12:00:20 GMT
So much Amipal. Too much Amipal? Too much Amipal Definitely. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 19, 2019 12:00:58 GMT
I ate all this without complaints but until I was in my late teens I refused to eat any kind of cheese. Yes, I was a bit weird (still am). You overcame this madness though didn't you? I note the previous mentioning of the raclette grill. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 19, 2019 12:05:31 GMT
There's a lot of "it" going around at the moment. A pet peeve of mine is when you tell someone your'e ill and they respond with 'yes it seems like there's something going around at the moment'. Theres never not something going around otherwise it would cease to exist. Its always going around, that's how you get ill. Its an absolutely meaningless pleasantry and as such has no place in our brave Brexit future. After B-day it will be replaced with "can I start taking your personal effects (boots, coats, valuable metals, scrap etc) now, since you won't be needing them soon?" |
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