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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 12:05:37 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old. Roast dinners were simply meat, potatoes, yorkshires, gravy. Potatoes are vegetables |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 19, 2019 12:13:00 GMT
The Onion Futures Act was passed in America in 1958 and outlawed the assing of onions, to help improve the future for all the poor onions. Unfortunately, no such act was ever passed in the UK, where the cruel and disgusting practice continues to this day, despite the best efforts of Onion Rights Campaigners.
Who said the blog wasn't educational. [EDIT] Let's get Kane in to debate this statement. |
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Post by Destry on Feb 19, 2019 12:14:03 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old./quote]I don't think I would eat vegetables that old either. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 12:14:59 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old. And look at you now? You're fine, right? It's normal to be dying aged 40 yeh? I forgot that this was the internet, meaning one has to provide endless reams of text to prevent people picking holes in comments... I ate plenty of fruit and drank fruit juices as well, providing plenty of vitamins and roughage. And truth be told, I very rarely get ill. This at the moment seems to be some sort of sickness-maelstrom. |
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Post by Destry on Feb 19, 2019 12:15:38 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old./quote]I don't think I would eat vegetables that old either. Bollocks. Stupid formatting. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 19, 2019 12:18:04 GMT
Now I'm confused.
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 12:19:34 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old. Roast dinners were simply meat, potatoes, yorkshires, gravy. Potatoes are vegetables Your face are vegetables. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 19, 2019 12:22:25 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old. And look at you now? You're fine, right? It's normal to be dying aged 40 yeh? I forgot that this was the internet, meaning one has to provide endless reams of text to prevent people picking holes in comments... I ate plenty of fruit and drank fruit juices as well, providing plenty of vitamins and roughage. And truth be told, I very rarely get ill. This at the moment seems to be some sort of sickness-maelstrom. Yes, it seems like there's something going round at the moment. |
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Post by Nutkins on Feb 19, 2019 12:23:09 GMT
Amipal
You forgot this was the internet?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 19, 2019 12:24:51 GMT
I just had a meeting with a new client contact and he introduced himself like this in a thick west Yorkshire accent.
"Hi, I've been with the company since 2005 so I have been here..........a long time".
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Post by scubar on Feb 19, 2019 12:27:07 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Feb 19, 2019 12:28:12 GMT
I just had a meeting with a new client contact and he introduced himself like this in a thick west Yorkshire accent. "Hi, I've been with the company since 2005 so I have been here..........a long time". To be fair to him he's not wrong. That is quite a long time. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 12:29:39 GMT
I just had a meeting with a new client contact and he introduced himself like this in a thick west Yorkshire accent. "Hi, I've been with the company since 2005 so I have been here..........a long time". To be fair to him he's not wrong. That is quite a long time. Meh, I've known longer |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 19, 2019 12:38:10 GMT
Mad as a lorry.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 12:43:46 GMT
Mad as a lorry. [EDIT] That was meant as a response to Butkins, but I forgot how to use the t'internet. [EDIT] Nutkins, I meant Nutkins. Have a little lie down |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 19, 2019 12:44:59 GMT
Either some of this stuff is genuinely funny, or I'm having a hysterical breakdown.
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Post by Faceless on Feb 19, 2019 12:48:28 GMT
Either some of this stuff is genuinely funny, or I'm having a hysterical breakdown. I think you know the answer. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 19, 2019 12:49:11 GMT
I've edited it again now. It was 'mad' Frankie Fraser's Mad-o-Meter on Brasseye. Truly funny. I could do with a lie down, though. I've had the housing dude here. No grassing was done. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 19, 2019 13:03:44 GMT
Cheese sandwich.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 13:05:48 GMT
Baby is an agent from the Cheese Marketing Board and must be stopped
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 19, 2019 13:13:31 GMT
Baby is an agent from the Cheese Marketing Board and must be stopped The British Cheese Board, shirley. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 13:14:09 GMT
Baby is an agent from the Cheese Marketing Board and must be stopped The British Cheese Board, shirley. How innocent you are |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 19, 2019 13:15:08 GMT
Right now I need 2 positives (and a lie down).
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Post by scubar on Feb 19, 2019 13:17:07 GMT
Right now I need 2 positives (and a lie down). Eventually, all your neighbours that you hate will be dead. So will you. There, two positives. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:25:54 GMT
I always hope they'll open comments on one of their long reads so that I can immediately scroll down and make a ill-informed comment based on nothing more than the headline. That's usually my byeline! |
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