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Post by Shenguin on Feb 19, 2019 13:30:41 GMT
I never ate any vegetables between 4 years old and 15-16 years old. Roast dinners were simply meat, potatoes, yorkshires, gravy. Potatoes are vegetables Not according to the 5-a-day people. Who probably can't be trusted as they have a poor grasp of basic biological classifications. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:33:11 GMT
It's a testament to my mother's cooking that I never had a problem with these foods, but then we only knew baked semolina pudding. Instead of tapioca we only had sago in soup and pudding, also known as frogspawn in English. In German we like to make things sound more appealing; the soup is therefore known as frog eye soup. Yum! My mother never tried cooking whelks, no doubt she would have succeeded in making them palatable, too. I ate all this without complaints but until I was in my late teens I refused to eat any kind of cheese. Yes, I was a bit weird (still am). "Hello, I'd like to buy some cheese" "yes sir we are a cheese shop"!..... |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:35:17 GMT
The Onion Futures Act was passed in America in 1958 and outlawed the assing of onions, to help improve the future for all the poor onions. Unfortunately, no such act was ever passed in the UK, where the cruel and disgusting practice continues to this day, despite the best efforts of Onion Rights Campaigners.
Who said the blog wasn't educational. [EDIT] Let's get Kane in to debate this statement. It'll be Potatoes next! |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 19, 2019 13:36:57 GMT
Got into a match of Ape eggs with a load of crisps in hand and sort of stumbled through the match half holding the controller trying not to get it too greasy. I didn't succeed in either venture. I read about using chopsticks to pick up Cheetos whilst gaming. A) you don't get grease on the controller. B) you eat hardly any. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:38:13 GMT
Baby is an agent from the Cheese Marketing Board and must be stopped The British Cheese Board, shirley. yes and don't call her shirley! |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 19, 2019 13:38:52 GMT
I didn't think I would be reading about reckless onion trading today. Can someone post another fart joke?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:40:57 GMT
Not according to the 5-a-day people. Who probably can't be trusted as they have a poor grasp of basic biological classifications. for the sake of discussion: Potatoes are definitely vegetables. ... 'Potatoes are botanically classified as a vegetable, but they are classified nutritionally as a starchy food,' says a DoH spokesperson. 'This is because when eaten as part of a meal, they are generally used in place of other starchy carbohydrates, such as bread, pasta or rice. (a well known 'Q' website). |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:42:23 GMT
I didn't think I would be reading about reckless onion trading today. Can someone post another fart joke? You said Fart he he he! |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 19, 2019 13:46:02 GMT
Your face is a tuba.
Hello. I got nothin.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 13:48:07 GMT
Listen up Sheeples, I've worked it out MrTiddles is trying to muddy the water by bringing up the British Cheese Board as a way to discredit the existence of the Cheese Marketing Board, he is in league with Baby also fellow traveller Kane jumps in to agree, whilst giving himself away by mentioning Cheetos.
It all makes sense, trust no-one
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 19, 2019 13:48:38 GMT
I ate all this without complaints but until I was in my late teens I refused to eat any kind of cheese. Yes, I was a bit weird (still am). You overcame this madness though didn't you? I note the previous mentioning of the raclette grill. You and the rest of the British Cheese Board can breathe easy. When I was about 17 I once tried some cottage cheese, and went on to stronger stuff from there. Cottage cheese, the gateway drug of cheeses. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 13:49:52 GMT
Et Tu Tent Hen?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:49:56 GMT
Your face is a tuba. Hello. I got nothin. What musical instrument fits into your pocket and taste good also.. A Tuba smarties! (tone dutifully lowered) |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:52:58 GMT
Listen up Sheeples, I've worked it out MrTiddles is trying to muddy the water by bringing up the British Cheese Board as a way to discredit the existence of the Cheese Marketing Board, he is in league with Baby also fellow traveller Kane jumps in to agree, whilst giving himself away by mentioning Cheetos. It all makes sense, trust no-one 'Whatsits' saying precious, it must be the whey I read it, I really need to Curd my opinion on these cheesy consumables! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 19, 2019 13:53:05 GMT
Listen up Sheeples, I've worked it out MrTiddles is trying to muddy the water by bringing up the British Cheese Board as a way to discredit the existence of the Cheese Marketing Board, he is in league with Baby also fellow traveller Kane jumps in to agree, whilst giving himself away by mentioning Cheetos. It all makes sense, trust no-one Oh, I see you've bought one of my tinfoil milliner creations and it fits perfectly. Quality material, also very good for wrapping cheese. |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 19, 2019 13:53:48 GMT
Good to see shenguin doesn't have the monopoly on hysterical breakdowns.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 13:58:13 GMT
Listen up Sheeples, I've worked it out MrTiddles is trying to muddy the water by bringing up the British Cheese Board as a way to discredit the existence of the Cheese Marketing Board, he is in league with Baby also fellow traveller Kane jumps in to agree, whilst giving himself away by mentioning Cheetos. It all makes sense, trust no-one 'Whatsits' saying precious, it must be the whey I read it, I really need to Curd my opinion on these cheesy consumables! for you edification.. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 19, 2019 14:03:18 GMT
The British Cheese Board are no Ham Council.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 19, 2019 14:04:43 GMT
Cheese sandwich for lunch, but I had no bread, so just cheese.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 14:07:55 GMT
The British Cheese Board are no Ham Council. We are watching.. (it's the cows mate not the mice you have to be wary of)! mind you Sir Francis Bacon might take agree at your slighting! too much... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 14:10:12 GMT
Cheese sandwich for lunch, but I had no bread, so just cheese.  |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 19, 2019 14:13:58 GMT
Cheese sandwich for lunch, but I had no bread, so just cheese. may 'the judgement' be upon you www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Rqv2cx6YU(yes i'm still a rookie with this new fangled tech)! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 19, 2019 14:14:13 GMT
Since we are talking about food, here's a cute dog doing food reviews. In part one the dog gives the definitive answer to Felice's question from a while ago "What is the point of lettuce?"
Part 2 contains the truth about green beans.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 19, 2019 14:24:19 GMT
It's all too much I'm just going to
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 19, 2019 15:17:19 GMT
And what exactly are you shaking off when watching Taylor Swift dance around then Felice?
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