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Post by Shenguin on Dec 19, 2017 15:28:37 GMT
To what does one apply the nail varnish?
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 19, 2017 15:29:46 GMT
If you could generate enough friction, but not too much as to burn, it could work I guess. The right knot is crucial. It’s not one for a knot. You go at it like a shoeshine boy on a burnished brogue. That’s just basic. Isn't it easier just to employ a shoeshine boy? |
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Post by Santa on Dec 19, 2017 15:30:09 GMT
I have never put anything up my bum but want to. Any recommendations as to where I start?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2017 15:32:12 GMT
I think Cornell was a sad hanging as opposed to a sexy time hanging.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 19, 2017 15:32:26 GMT
I have never put anything up my bum but want to. Any recommendations as to where I start? Where you start? Just outside the bum, and then work towards the inside of it, I should imagine. You do know where your own bum is? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2017 15:33:53 GMT
To what does one apply the nail varnish? Your own nails. You have a dead arm and pretend it's a lady's arm. Popular in prison apparently. |
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 19, 2017 15:34:13 GMT
Aye, I didn't think Cornell was doing it for sexy times. The crushing despair times, I suppose.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 19, 2017 15:42:10 GMT
You people
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2017 15:42:26 GMT
I have never put anything up my bum but want to. Any recommendations as to where I start? Gainsborough |
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Post by Samhain on Dec 19, 2017 15:47:25 GMT
Just pop your chap in a socket, all will be revealed.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 19, 2017 15:48:11 GMT
I have never put anything up my bum but want to. Any recommendations as to where I start? Where you start? Just outside the bum, and then work towards the inside of it, I should imagine. You do know where your own bum is? I imagine there will now be a spate of acute elbow penetration injuries. |
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 19, 2017 15:48:15 GMT
I've put a painkiller suppository up my poop chute. The nurse indicated that she could do it, but, in her words, "would be far less gentle than you will be". I decided she had enough to be getting on with.
Not got a clue what the painkiller actually was, but it knocked out kidney stone pain so they weren't mucking about.
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Post by sexysocket on Dec 19, 2017 15:51:32 GMT
YEEHAA!
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 19, 2017 15:51:40 GMT
This forum is on its ass.
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Post by scubar on Dec 19, 2017 15:54:46 GMT
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Post by Destry on Dec 19, 2017 15:59:16 GMT
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 19, 2017 16:00:30 GMT
This is why we can't have nice things. In case someone tries to put it up their ass? |
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Post by Rynu07 on Dec 19, 2017 16:05:33 GMT
How did my comment about PS4 recommendations end up leading to here?
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Post by bumrah on Dec 19, 2017 16:09:23 GMT
because you touch yourself at night.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 19, 2017 16:10:26 GMT
Anal insertion can lead to embarrasing questions at A&E when it inevitably becomes stuck.
The smart sexual explorer crafts their butt-plug from frozen, human faecal matter (ideally, ones own). That way, when your sex play goes awry, you simply wait for the anal intrusion to defrost before popping along to hospital to explain you're predicament.
The doctor will just assume you need a really big poo and red faces can be avoided.
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Post by tracert on Dec 19, 2017 16:10:43 GMT
Destry is currently tracing IPs.
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Post by llamaman1991 on Dec 19, 2017 16:11:09 GMT
Anal insertion can lead to embarrasing questions at A&E when it inevitably becomes stuck. The smart sexual explorer crafts their butt-plug from frozen, human faecal matter (ideally, ones own). That way, when your sex play goes awry, you simply wait for the anal intrusion to defrost before popping along to hospital to explain you're predicament. The doctor will just assume you need a really big poo and red faces can be avoided. Fucking hell |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2017 16:11:19 GMT
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 19, 2017 16:11:35 GMT
That may be one of the most disturbing things I've ever read on the blog, here or the other place.
Which is really quite an achievement.
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Post by Destry on Dec 19, 2017 16:16:55 GMT
to explain you're predicament. your predicament. If only we had an Edit function... |
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