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Post by poop on Dec 19, 2017 16:16:58 GMT
Why can you not just poo the poo back out?
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 19, 2017 16:21:50 GMT
If only we had an Edit function... It's about time we had that, I say. |
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Post by BINKYMASTURBATOR on Dec 19, 2017 16:24:56 GMT
PAAAAARP
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2017 16:25:04 GMT
Anal insertion can lead to embarrasing questions at A&E when it inevitably becomes stuck. The smart sexual explorer crafts their butt-plug from frozen, human faecal matter (ideally, ones own). That way, when your sex play goes awry, you simply wait for the anal intrusion to defrost before popping along to hospital to explain you're predicament. The doctor will just assume you need a really big poo and red faces can be avoided. The problem here is that if you take too long and the poo melts you're left in a world of shit. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 19, 2017 16:38:04 GMT
Anal insertion can lead to embarrasing questions at A&E when it inevitably becomes stuck. The smart sexual explorer crafts their butt-plug from frozen, human faecal matter (ideally, ones own). That way, when your sex play goes awry, you simply wait for the anal intrusion to defrost before popping along to hospital to explain you're predicament. The doctor will just assume you need a really big poo and red faces can be avoided. I think the technical term for such an implement is 'poopsicle'. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2017 16:46:41 GMT
I think the technical term for such an implement is 'poopsicle'. A fruit pastool lolly? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2017 16:47:22 GMT
CaliPoo
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 19, 2017 16:49:00 GMT
A dil-dodo
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Post by Destry on Dec 19, 2017 16:55:36 GMT
No wonder Keef gave up on you all.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 19, 2017 16:57:02 GMT
Destry, Keef the hell out of this place.
shut
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Post by amipal on Dec 19, 2017 17:00:51 GMT
No wonder Keef gave up on you all. Keef must wonder every single day why he didn't make the decision sooner. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 19, 2017 17:10:24 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2017 17:19:54 GMT
We are only as bad as our handler, I blame destry for letting this get out of hand.
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Post by mlu035rsc on Dec 19, 2017 17:25:00 GMT
All this talk of anal insertions / excretions reminds me of a wonderful moment many moons (pun intended) ago where I was having said cavity inspected prior to a surgical thing by what seemed to be the entire staff of my local hospital. There was the consultant, the nurse, a chaperone, and a trainee. Me being a man of little embarrassment when it comes to medical stuff didn't mind the audience, and am generally considered to be a brilliant patient because I make no fuss and can defuse tension easily in the most akward of situations, plus I have a stupidly high pain threshold so things don't hurt much. Said trainee is doing the thing and we're chatting away and she asks if I am ok, I state I am fine and without batting an eyelid say "some people pay good money for this kind of thing", to which she makes a comment about the NHS versus private healthcare. Cue me and the qualified nurse breaking into hysterics at the trainee's misunderstanding, the consultant trying to keep a straight face and the chaperone most likely being a god botherer looking disapprovingly at me. Tough for the trainee to do the thing when you're laughing your arse off*.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 19, 2017 17:50:10 GMT
Well, Victor Lewis-Smith needs material for "Funny Old World", half of which features the hilarious consequences of shoving stuff up the proverbial.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2017 17:57:39 GMT
All this talk of anal insertions / excretions reminds me of a wonderful moment many moons (pun intended) ago where I was having said cavity inspected prior to a surgical thing by what seemed to be the entire staff of my local hospital. There was the consultant, the nurse, a chaperone, and a trainee. Me being a man of little embarrassment when it comes to medical stuff didn't mind the audience, and am generally considered to be a brilliant patient because I make no fuss and can defuse tension easily in the most akward of situations, plus I have a stupidly high pain threshold so things don't hurt much. Said trainee is doing the thing and we're chatting away and she asks if I am ok, I state I am fine and without batting an eyelid say "some people pay good money for this kind of thing", to which she makes a comment about the NHS versus private healthcare. Cue me and the qualified nurse breaking into hysterics at the trainee's misunderstanding, the consultant trying to keep a straight face and the chaperone most likely being a god botherer looking disapprovingly at me. Tough for the trainee to do the thing when you're laughing your arse off*. *closed Anal-probe boasting is the worst kind of boasting. |
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Post by Destry on Dec 19, 2017 18:05:15 GMT
All this talk of anal insertions / excretions reminds me of a wonderful moment many moons (pun intended) ago where I was having said cavity inspected prior to a surgical thing by what seemed to be the entire staff of my local hospital. There was the consultant, the nurse, a chaperone, and a trainee. Me being a man of little embarrassment when it comes to medical stuff didn't mind the audience, and am generally considered to be a brilliant patient because I make no fuss and can defuse tension easily in the most akward of situations, plus I have a stupidly high pain threshold so things don't hurt much. Said trainee is doing the thing and we're chatting away and she asks if I am ok, I state I am fine and without batting an eyelid say "some people pay good money for this kind of thing", to which she makes a comment about the NHS versus private healthcare. Cue me and the qualified nurse breaking into hysterics at the trainee's misunderstanding, the consultant trying to keep a straight face and the chaperone most likely being a god botherer looking disapprovingly at me. Tough for the trainee to do the thing when you're laughing your arse off*. *closed Anal-probe boasting is the worst kind of boasting. It's certainly up there. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 19, 2017 18:22:37 GMT
Which of the involved parties needed a chaperone? Was this a prison hospital?
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 19, 2017 19:01:16 GMT
Which of the involved parties needed a chaperone? Was this a prison hospital? If I were to be that vulnerable, I'd want a chaperone to make sure nothing untoward was going on. |
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Post by shotput82 on Dec 19, 2017 19:33:49 GMT
Amazon have the Nintendo classic mini in stock and available for Christmas delivery if anyone is looking for a last minute present.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 19, 2017 19:38:55 GMT
At my pals watching his 10 yr old play just cause 3. He's using the grapple winch to speed up the crates coming down.
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Post by Destry on Dec 19, 2017 19:56:02 GMT
Oxenfree is free on GoG>>>>> HERE |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 19, 2017 20:10:47 GMT
Oxenfree is free on GoG>>>>> HEREOxenfree is great. |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 19, 2017 20:40:09 GMT
Oxenfree is free on GoG>>>>> HEREA free game, talk to me, what is it like? |
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Post by Destry on Dec 19, 2017 20:49:27 GMT
Oxenfree is free on GoG>>>>> HEREA free game, talk to me, what is it like? Dunno, never played it. Escargot thinks it's great. |
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