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Post by crankcaller on Jun 5, 2019 9:05:30 GMT
Alexa...
Remind me to book a village people themed strip-o-gram for Sat in Sheffield.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 5, 2019 9:06:52 GMT
Yeah I thought of that but Mrs Fark insisted "it's better to get someone on the 'phone for these things". I booked somewhere else in the end. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 5, 2019 9:13:57 GMT
There once was a young* man called Crank,
Who decided to set up a prank,
Chuckling 'I'll show Fark who's able,
To book a dinner table',
Then celebrated with a nice cup of tea.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 5, 2019 9:16:24 GMT
Prank eh?
That's not what I was expecting to rhyme with Crank.
{Opens, err, floodgates}
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 5, 2019 9:17:01 GMT
Bank, flank, rank, drank.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 5, 2019 9:40:27 GMT
I didn't even know you could book McDonalds.
Edit: Except for children's parties. I did know about that. I once went to a party there when I was a child. It was a long time ago and it had sipped my mind.
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 5, 2019 9:44:00 GMT
i didn't even know you could book McDonalds. John F Love managed it.  |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 5, 2019 9:46:15 GMT
Arthur Miller?
Death of a burger salesman
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 5, 2019 9:51:10 GMT
Poor old Destry54,
The voting cut to his core,
He done his bit,
His haiku was shit,
It's not 2000 and four.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 5, 2019 9:51:16 GMT
A View From The Gold Arches Of The Bridge
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 5, 2019 9:53:20 GMT
Haiku wankers.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 5, 2019 9:53:24 GMT
Bank, flank, rank, drank. Dank! good morning..mumbles, coffee |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 5, 2019 10:03:14 GMT
I'm off to the pub, I don't think I can handle the rest of these conversations sober
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 5, 2019 10:29:04 GMT
I think I need to see a doctor. Or preferably a visit from Tiddles Associates.
I was trying to think of a "hilarious" poem using one of the chatterboxers names.
Unfortunately, BabyFs name caused my broken brain to generate "hit me BabyF one more time" by the late great Britney Spears.
BabyF, do you have a school girls uniform and pig tails? It will help with the promo video.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 5, 2019 10:31:42 GMT
See, see what I mean?
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Post by BiNk on Jun 5, 2019 10:34:25 GMT
Cranky had a wanky B I N K  B |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 5, 2019 10:43:03 GMT
There was an old guy called bink
An asshole some boxers may think.
Not me as I knew
He suffered verbal poo
And deserved a visit to clink.
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Post by amipal on Jun 5, 2019 10:53:18 GMT
Hello all.
I actually left the house today. A fifteen-minute round-trip to the Co-op and back. It's nice out there!
But I did receive a "show of force" from a gull, the wanker. Doesn't it know I 'ave a dicky ticker?
TVblog - I watched The Planets. Mars will forever intrigue me.
DIYblog - I've finally got a blind up in the study. Huzzah!
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 5, 2019 11:04:23 GMT
I can’t, not on wiggler Wednesday.
Games - Pokemon on switch, mindless but relaxing and looks very pretty. Then some hollow knight which is rock hard. Lovely game though.
I rolled out of bed early at bang on 11 this morning, wiggling from home can be tough sometimes.
OTTM - something about the Pokemon direct? Will be interesting to see if they have a Greggs Pokemon.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 5, 2019 11:48:22 GMT
I can’t, not on wiggler Wednesday. Games - Pokemon on switch, mindless but relaxing and looks very pretty. Then some hollow knight which is rock hard. Lovely game though. I rolled out of bed early at bang on 11 this morning, wiggling from home can be tough sometimes. OTTM - something about the Pokemon direct? Will be interesting to see if they have a Greggs Pokemon. Pokémon Direct at 2 p.m.! Will the final evolution of the Greggs Pokemon resemble a vegan sausage roll? I also expect the game to feature a dysfunctional Pokemon Council. |
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Post by mlu035rsc on Jun 5, 2019 11:48:44 GMT
I didn't even know you could book McDonalds. Edit: Except for children's parties. I did know about that. I once went to a party there when I was a child. It was a long time ago and it had sipped my mind. Google Sutton Coldfield McDonalds Child party death. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 5, 2019 12:27:59 GMT
I didn't even know you could book McDonalds. Edit: Except for children's parties. I did know about that. I once went to a party there when I was a child. It was a long time ago and it had sipped my mind. It sipped your mind at a young age? This might explain a lot of things. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 5, 2019 12:29:09 GMT
Not drunk enough yet
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 5, 2019 12:30:15 GMT
I didn't even know you could book McDonalds. Edit: Except for children's parties. I did know about that. I once went to a party there when I was a child. It was a long time ago and it had sipped my mind. Google Sutton Coldfield McDonalds Child party death. When I do I only get a story of some teenage stabbing victim instead of a picture of young Sheep. A sign of our times. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 5, 2019 12:47:54 GMT
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