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Post by Admin on Jun 4, 2019 21:22:15 GMT
 It's Wednesday. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 5, 2019 5:26:14 GMT
The important question of the day; who is the deviant with a Friday bin day?
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Post by stxdpr on Jun 5, 2019 6:06:30 GMT
Getting ready to put the bins out but it's only Wednesday. Bin day is Thursday.
Games; none. TV; love island and bake off professionals.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2019 7:00:11 GMT
Getting ready to put the bins out but it's only Wednesday. Bin day is Thursday. Games; none. TV; love island and bake off professionals. Bin day is Wednesday. Put your bins out now. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2019 7:10:59 GMT
The important question of the day; who is the deviant with a Friday bin day? Only one out of 21. Surely there are more deviants than that round these parts.* Given that a normally distributed population would be anticipated and the sample size is small, can someone use Student's t-distribution to calculate the significance of this result? I can't be bothered to do it. *Your face is round these parts. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2019 7:11:34 GMT
Who’s the idiot who thinks the bins should get collected all on one day? What’s the bin man going to do for the other four days a week? Deliver milk and cheese?
What day do you get your milk delivered?
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 5, 2019 7:15:41 GMT
Milk one day, cheese another, bread on yet another think of the possibilities
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 5, 2019 7:16:26 GMT
The important question of the day; who is the deviant with a Friday bin day? Only one out of 21. Surely there are more deviants than that round these parts.* Given that a normally distributed population would be anticipated and the sample size is small, can someone use Student's t-distribution to calculate the significance of this result? I can't be bothered to do it. *Your face is round these parts. Your face is a small sample size |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 5, 2019 7:19:02 GMT
The only milk deliveries are made when Sainbury's drop off the groceries.
A bit of Titanfall 2 last night and some Good Omens, the latter getting a bit boring.
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 5, 2019 7:26:06 GMT
The important question of the day; who is the deviant with a Friday bin day? It used to be Thursday, but now it's Friday...  I knew it was wrong... |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2019 7:36:48 GMT
Who’s the idiot who thinks the bins should get collected all on one day? It's the democratic will of the people. Stop trying to betray the will of the people, and accept that we've all agreed Wednesday. |
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Post by scubar on Jun 5, 2019 7:40:32 GMT
Poetry wankers
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2019 7:44:57 GMT
There was a young chap called Scubar
Who got in a bit of a hoo-har,
He carried the tray at a tilt
And the coffee got spilt,
And now everything has gone all fubar.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 5, 2019 7:59:49 GMT
There once was a seal called Shenguin,
Who had his balls on his chin,
He had no prose,
And a cock for a nose,
He needs to go in the bin.
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Post by Destry on Jun 5, 2019 8:23:08 GMT
I'm sorry to say
This forum is on its ass
Sad face emoji
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 5, 2019 8:27:24 GMT
There was a young man called Scubar
Who thought he would play the tuba
But his valves got stuck
When he ran out of luck
And WD 40 lube, aaah!
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 5, 2019 8:45:18 GMT
Someone do a limerick for stxdpr
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Post by cobblers on Jun 5, 2019 8:47:53 GMT
There was a fat bap called Scubar,
Who went on his hols to Savaneta.
His trunks didn’t fit,
So he felt a right boob,
So it’s business as usual; snafu.
Or something like that, anyway.
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Post by Destry on Jun 5, 2019 8:50:43 GMT
Nobody liked my Haiku yet other doggerel gets upvotes?
You people. This place.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 5, 2019 8:54:24 GMT
Nobody liked my Haiku yet other doggerel gets upvotes? You people. This place. They like doggers |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 5, 2019 8:54:49 GMT
What fresh hell is this?
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Post by cobblers on Jun 5, 2019 8:56:08 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 5, 2019 8:56:47 GMT
Poor old Destry54
Was really feeling very sore,
It got his goat
Not a single vote,
Though really his haiku was very poor.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 5, 2019 8:57:16 GMT
I tried booking a table at Piccolino in Sheffield last night. This is how the conversation went: Lady: <Garbled nonsense> Me: Hello, I would like to book a table at 7.30 pm this Saturday please. Lady: <Garbled nonsense>...this Saturday? Me: Yes please, 7.30 pm this Saturday Lady: Can I have your name please? A painful 5 minute interaction takes place when I finally have to spell out my name repeatedly. Then: Lady: OK then that is booked for 10 pm on Saturday Me: Wait no! It's 7.30 pm. Lady: What..............<Garbled nonsense> Me: I asked for 7.30pm Lady: <audible guffawing sound> Me: Hello? Lady: <audible guffawing sound> At this point I hung up. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 5, 2019 9:02:48 GMT
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