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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 19, 2019 10:27:06 GMT
When did this turn in to a refuge for those too socially incompetent to use the 4chan incel pages?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 19, 2019 10:29:57 GMT
What I mean is discussing how to show your ironic yet still obviously horrible sexism in italics is best left on your etchasketch rather than shared.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 19, 2019 10:32:00 GMT
Are outcels gay incels?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 19, 2019 10:32:08 GMT
The BigG memorial award should probably be left in the cupboard.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2019 10:33:24 GMT
Hi,
TV. Gomorrah on the commute
Games. Div1 as Div2 was updating.
Russian Consulate mission on challenging.
Took a few go's to get by the guys in the door.
Eventually did and we were not quite romping it - but holding our own.
I got kicked by a division server error message. My pal didn't. loaded back in.
Then we both got server errors and kicked. Raging.
On the plus side I picked up a Ninjabike messenger bag after killing a big lad wandering around tier 5.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 19, 2019 10:33:41 GMT
Excels are people who keep a record on spreadsheets of each time they have sex. |
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Post by Conchord on Jun 19, 2019 10:48:23 GMT
Excels are people who keep a record on spreadsheets of each time they have sex. Is that not a bit of a paradox? Surely anyone who would keep a spreadsheet record of the number of times they have sex will not be having any sex? Unless they count their crusty waifu* pillow. *I still have no idea what this term means**. **I have no desire to know what this term means. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 19, 2019 10:53:00 GMT
Excels are people who keep a record on spreadsheets of each time they have sex. Upcels try to offer extra products or services you don't need. |
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Post by mlu035rsc on Jun 19, 2019 10:55:37 GMT
Morning 'boxers, yes I actually made it before midday. Ah the moon, partially responsible for the tides, and absolutely not responsible but blamed for all kinds of medieval buffoonery such as mental illness and werewolves.
Games: None
TV: None
Movies: None
Tennis: Three hours last night after three weeks off, matches coming up so need the practice. I played ok.
OTTM: Dating resumes. Got two job interviews next week, one of which I am extremely keen on. I'm 43 in two weeks.
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Post by cobblers on Jun 19, 2019 10:58:26 GMT
Paracels are simply too toxic to get laid.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 19, 2019 11:00:50 GMT
This reminds me of a story I once heard about a guy who had a Chinese girlfriend and she insisted he wore a condom during sex and that she would get to take it off afterwards. She would then briefly disappear after sex, he assumed to dispose of the condom in another room and to freshen up.
Anyway, this continued for a few months and once day the guy was around her house early one morning and went down to the basement as the power was off and he was looking for the trip switches. He then noticed a freezer he wasn't aware off in the corner (there was another freezer kept upstairs in the kitchen) and intrigued our hero decides to open it up and take a look inside. He then finds dozens of condoms neatly tied up and stored in rows in the freezer with some type of label added to each with Chinese writing. He confronts his lover about this strange behaviour and she completely locks up and asks him to leave. He gathered his things up and never saw or spoke to her again.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2019 11:01:45 GMT
"Dating resumes. Got two job interviews next week, one of which I am extremely keen on"
You don't need a cv to go on dates.
I'm no expert - but treating dates like job interviews isn't the way to go.
Unless of course you're taking them to Costa in a Tesco.
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 19, 2019 11:02:22 GMT
OTTM: Can anyone can find a picture of a "summer solstice hunk"? I'm not having much luck...
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 19, 2019 11:06:07 GMT
OTTM: Can anyone can find a picture of a "summer solstice hunk"? I'm not having much luck...  |
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Post by cobblers on Jun 19, 2019 11:08:35 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 19, 2019 11:25:49 GMT
Chicels don't have sex because they're too busy getting hammered.
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Post by cobblers on Jun 19, 2019 11:28:33 GMT
Chicels don't have sex because they're too busy getting hammered. and so the circle of life returns to scubar’s face. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 19, 2019 11:29:44 GMT
Not sure what's got Sheeps goat, I'm a Chad through and through. Since when is lampooning sexist chatterboxers sexist? Its political correctness gone mad.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 19, 2019 11:40:34 GMT
Prawn mayo baguette and a Fanta.
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 19, 2019 12:03:41 GMT
Pyjakson: Hunks of stone?  Lack of the other kind of hunk at the celebration may have something to do with the fact that at dawn - 4:51am - if sunny (i.e. tomorrow) it's 49f / 9c; and mainly swamped with druids and stone-kissers.
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Post by Jumbulance on Jun 19, 2019 12:29:24 GMT
Cheese sandwich, and a coke.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 19, 2019 12:53:33 GMT
When did this turn in to a refuge for those too socially incompetent to use the 4chan incel pages? Registered: 22 Nov 2017 at 11:42 |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 19, 2019 12:59:34 GMT
Hello. I got another Guardian Pick. What have you ever done?
I'm rather embarrassed by this as it's neither witty nor insightful. It's just one more confirmation of the Guardian Picker's modus operandi: award "picks" to the first few comments as long as they are vaguely coherent, screw anyone* who shows up btl a few hours later. It's like rewarding the idiots who post "First!," on every thread.
*Admittedly a good way of reducing the number of incels.
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Post by amipal on Jun 19, 2019 13:02:42 GMT
First!
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 19, 2019 13:08:04 GMT
First!
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