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Post by amipal on Jun 22, 2019 12:25:24 GMT
Hello all.
Weekend Chatterbox always confuses me; I kind of expect Friday's box to remain open for the duration, and then wonder why no-one is talking...
Been up to see my brother and his lot this morning. Beautifully warm and sunny in Sussex today. Almost too nice.
I'm not having anything for lunch that needs salad cream or mayonnaise, but will state where my allegiance lies.
#TeamSaladCream
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Jun 22, 2019 12:28:40 GMT
Salad cream isn't something I'd buy. But always enjoy when I have it. Surpassed by big Mayo's push to the top in the late 80s. No artisan small batch salad cream for sale yet? Almost. There is this stuff which all the world's 'top Michelin chefs' went nuts over. I bought some just to see what all the fuss was about. Japanese salad cream #TeamSaladCream
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 22, 2019 12:46:59 GMT
Peasants
#TeamMayonnaise
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 22, 2019 12:47:43 GMT
Oafish idiots with a level of palate sophistication more usually associated with suckling babes.
#mayoallthewayo
OTTM: sounds sucky Chumbles. I hope it's less bad than you expect.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 22, 2019 12:52:05 GMT
Mayonnaise all the way.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 22, 2019 13:19:22 GMT
Jeremy Hunt, David Cameron, Piers Morgan, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage all prefer Mayonnaise.
Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jesus and Tuffers all prefer salad cream.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 22, 2019 13:19:44 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Jun 22, 2019 13:36:18 GMT
Salad cream is just shit mayo that failed the quality checks. Rather than chuck it in the bin they just stick a different label on it.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 22, 2019 13:41:29 GMT
Gandhi was a terrorist supporter and a racist, Martin Luther King was a womanising demagogue and extremist, Jesus was a charlatan, and Tuffers is definitely even worse than the other three.
Hunt, Cameron, Morgan, Johnson and Farage all hold normal mainstream political views and are popular figures held in high regard by their supporters.
#mayoallthewayo
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Post by amipal on Jun 22, 2019 13:42:44 GMT
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Post by Destry on Jun 22, 2019 14:08:31 GMT
Salad Cream is Mayonnaise for grown ups. That's just science.
#TeamSaladCream
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 22, 2019 15:02:58 GMT
Nobody writes songs about salad cream, because it's crap. Mayo, on the other hand: youtu.be/r_5nP9VKxbQ
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 22, 2019 15:13:24 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 22, 2019 16:10:58 GMT
Hashtag Aioli
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 22, 2019 16:35:30 GMT
Ghandi was a rapist. Facts.
Choose mayo.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 22, 2019 16:44:15 GMT
When angels dream, They dream of salad cream, Not that shitshow, That is may-e-o.
FACT: It's in the Bible, check Condiments 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the Inequities of the mayo and the tyranny of mayo men Blessed is he who, in the name of Heinz and salad cream shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 22, 2019 16:46:36 GMT
Choose salad cream, choose life.
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Post by Destry on Jun 22, 2019 16:47:09 GMT
Mr Tiddles knows.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 22, 2019 16:58:07 GMT
You really running with this?
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Post by Destry on Jun 22, 2019 17:12:11 GMT
Salad cream has around half the calories, and a third of the fat compared to mayonnaise
True fact.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 22, 2019 17:13:16 GMT
Salad cream has around half the calories, and a third of the fat compared to mayonnaise True fact. ...and none of the flavour. True Fact.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 22, 2019 17:14:41 GMT
Picallili or vomit?
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 22, 2019 17:21:09 GMT
"Parent who I respect, which side were you on in the condiment wars?"
"The right side dear, just don't ask me about the battle of ketchup and brown sauce."
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 22, 2019 17:24:43 GMT
Salad cream has around half the calories, and a third of the fat compared to mayonnaise True fact. ...and none of the flavour. True Fact. The French eat mayonnaisse. Case closed.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 22, 2019 17:27:38 GMT
Brown sauce.
Fuck ketchup.
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