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Post by Destry on Sept 28, 2019 22:59:05 GMT
Oh...oh...oh ..maybe Sleeper at number 5?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 28, 2019 22:59:10 GMT
Eughhh.
Is there anything worse than someone who saw sone Woody Allen films, thought they weren't shit, and then thought it was ok to talk about the films not being shit?
No, no there is not.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 28, 2019 23:00:23 GMT
1. Annie Hall
2. Manhattan
3. Play it again Sam
4. Hannah and Her Sisters
5. Broadway Danny Rose
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Post by Destry on Sept 28, 2019 23:14:53 GMT
Oh man, I forgot about Play It Again, Sam. And Shenguin - You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 28, 2019 23:22:15 GMT
I've only ever seen part of one Woody Allen film and I didn't like it.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 28, 2019 23:24:00 GMT
I would put Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask on the list, except it doesn't answer some of the key questions we all have about sex:
Is it ok to joke about the sexual assault your ex-wife suffered?
Is it ok to marry your step-daugter?
Is it ok to [this allegation is unproven] a child?
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 28, 2019 23:33:10 GMT
EDIT: |'m too pissed to string a logical argument together. Time for bed Wow; that's a first... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 28, 2019 23:36:24 GMT
I've never been too pissed to be right.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 28, 2019 23:36:54 GMT
It's been a close run thing a few times.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 28, 2019 23:58:08 GMT
I have been very fortunate - when I did get pissed I spoke nonsense and fell asleep... Oh bugger; so it wasn't the booze? crankcaller: mixing beer and gin? How old are you? 15? There is only one worse combination: beer and Emva cream sherry, topped off with shampoo*. I was so very ill my mother wanted to drag me to hospital to get my stomach pumped. She only desisted because my father pointed out there couldn't possibly be anything left. *My scumbag 'friend' had drunk a miniature and filled it with Head and Shoulders... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2019 2:57:59 GMT
I agree, cream sherry is horrible, no wonder you were ill.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2019 3:29:13 GMT
I agree, cream sherry is horrible, no wonder you were ill. Grazie Mille A first: I am alone: 0 guests  |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2019 6:47:59 GMT
Felice Landry Get some sleep, ffs... I'm going back to the pit for more zzzs; Mrs Torquamada is coming later on
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 29, 2019 7:00:00 GMT
I think DuckDuckGo still gets bundled with Tor so it must be pretty safe and secure.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2019 8:21:45 GMT
I have never seen a Woody Allen film. I also have a slight headache.
Coincidence? You decide.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2019 8:25:46 GMT
Another long lie while the child and Mrs C watch last nights strictly. I approve.
Hello.
A bit of BOTW. Last night. Realised I hadn't found all the shrines on the great plateau so jumped back to do the fight the robot one.
A little Divisioning later on. Opened up the second black tusk stronghold. Might do the first one tonight. Bloggie is currently no3 in this week's clan leaderboard. So he's not dead. Just to us.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2019 8:46:49 GMT
I have never seen a Woody Allen film. I also have a slight headache. Coincidence? You decide. TBF the last* good film** he directed was probably Bullets over Broadway which came out in 1994. *apart from Blue Jasmine. **also the last film of his I saw in the cinema. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 29, 2019 8:58:41 GMT
Last night I had all the curry and craft beer wanker beer. I regret everything.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2019 9:18:29 GMT
Last night 'The Lad' was being a prat. Picture the scene, Tids is watching the footie with headphones & slippers deployed, beer in hand. Nice. Mrs Tids interrupts with "The Lad is running around outside shouting 'Somebody help me, this is not right', I think you should go and take a look.". Tids checks, so he is, but Tids wants to watch the footie and returns to do so. Not for long. "He's still out there, screaming, he might have been stabbed. Go out there and see if he's alright, but DO NOT LET HIM TOUCH YOU.".
Fucks sake, thinks Tids, this better be good and proceeds to put on his shoes. Whilst doing so he hears the sound of glass shattering from The Lads property. Now Tids is interested. "Do NOT let him touch you", Mrs Tids reminds. I advise her that if he does try I can handle him.
Tids goes out, nobody there. Disappointing.
Long story short. The Lad had consumed some dodgy gear, couldn't find his phone and thought he'd been robbed by the invisible man. Then, smashed his living room window in a fit of rage. Police turned up to have a chat with him.
End of story.
Not quite, I managed to catch up on the footie this morning.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2019 9:23:04 GMT
I like the "go see him" but "no touching" bit.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2019 9:24:53 GMT
So much for making up for a lost night's sleep; my left foot feels as though it has a lot of paper cuts... it hasn't, but every so often the skin is debrided (effectively a nurse sandpapers dead skin away) too much leaving a single layer and the semi=exposed nerves and capillaries leak plasma... this is rather painful... For them to be like this just before a nurse is due does not bode* well... Apart from the Law**, you never see the word "bode" without "well"... try it "bodes badly" doesn't sound right, although "bodes ill" seems right. I guess ill / well are antonyms. **Bode's Law is that the fattest sits in the middle and the smaller the other guys are, the further towards the outside they get pushed.   ![]() ![]() |
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Post by lonewolf on Sept 29, 2019 9:30:22 GMT
Just watched Detective Pikachu it was a lot of fun, no Pokémon knowledge needed. 4* I too watched that yesterday. Laughed a bit too much at the "he is getting on a bike" bit. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2019 10:04:04 GMT
I like the "go see him" but "no touching" bit. Well, she thought he might attack me with a needle or knife, he was so out of it. In that event I'd have to use reasonable force to kick his face off defend myself. No winners in that situation. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2019 10:12:38 GMT
"go and see him, but no touching" MrTiddles do you live in a strip club? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2019 10:23:54 GMT
"go and see him, but no touching" MrTiddles do you live in a strip club? No, I live under your bed. Watching, listening.. You've got great ankles Mr facelessbureaucrat0, great ankles. |
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