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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 13, 2019 19:13:54 GMT
A bloody Fortnite event has started and crashed the Epic servers, which means I can't login and can't play BL3, bastards. Why don't you join us for A Hat in Time instead? The window has passed I'm afraid, going to watch "Stan and Ollie" which is free on Amazon Prime. |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 13, 2019 19:14:29 GMT
A bloody Fortnite event has started and crashed the Epic servers, which means I can't login and can't play BL3, bastards. Sorry*, me** and my youngest are two of the culprits *not really **not really, I was forced to watch, then was mean and said I'd heard it was the end of fortnite forever |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 13, 2019 19:29:11 GMT
I'm surprised they'd be willing to take a 7 litre Pontiac at the tip and that you'd be happy to take the bus home. I was about to call gong an arse for suggesting that Pontiac made a 7 litre engine, turns out he's right. From 67-69. Well.I.Never. Just how small would your johnson need to be for buying a 7L Pontiac to seem like a reasonable idea? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 13, 2019 19:30:48 GMT
It's agenuine question.
I am asking for a friend.
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Post by gongfarmer on Oct 13, 2019 19:36:51 GMT
Not sure this'll post...  |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 13, 2019 19:39:13 GMT
I just dump in my neighbours bin. You do seem the type. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Oct 13, 2019 19:42:44 GMT
tenthenemy ... I rounded it up to 7 litre. It was a 69 Firebird, and 400 cubic inches, so approx 6.7 litres. I've not always been a gaming need. In younger times I was a muscle car nerd as well. Johnson size is not relevent in either nerdgroups.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 13, 2019 19:44:49 GMT
I have killed my first boss on Borderlands 3 and a bunch of dog things. I really like it so far but the default sensitivity is ridiculously too high and I have to switch the mouse to 400 DPI to make it feel more comfortable.
Watched some more MINHC and found out my uncle died. I barely knew the guy, but he was on a waiting list for dialysis and suddenly died of a heart attack.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 13, 2019 19:46:11 GMT
Gong needs to burn a bigger fire next weekend and lay in wait for the letter dropper by the front door.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 13, 2019 19:55:42 GMT
I've always thought it safer not to antagonise the muscle car driving, tyre burner type.
Best just to seethe inwardly and place a small bet on the date they get stabbed in a drunken row.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 13, 2019 20:07:51 GMT
Sorry about your Uncle baby.
Mum's side or dads?
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 13, 2019 20:09:49 GMT
tenthenemy ... I rounded it up to 7 litre. It was a 69 Firebird, and 400 cubic inches, so approx 6.7 litres. I've not always been a gaming need. In younger times I was a muscle car nerd as well. Johnson size is not relevent in either nerdgroups. The 400 is a 6.6, the 455 is a 7.2. Nerd. Oh. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 13, 2019 20:13:42 GMT
Poison is spelt incorrectly. Jus' sayin'. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 13, 2019 20:23:57 GMT
I'm at a loss, were you the good person who wrote that, or the utter shit it was addressed to? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 13, 2019 20:29:43 GMT
Must have took a long time to organise all the people who care about the planet to write this.
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Post by Destry on Oct 13, 2019 20:35:35 GMT
"...Thank you so much for contributing to the death of our planet"
Seems a bit harsh. Doesn't the author of said missive realise that as a gong farmer or nightman our hero performs a useful and underappreciated role in society, spending many hours up to his knees, waist, even neck in human ordure, only allowed to work at night, and is permitted to live only in specified areas.
God bless you gongfermor. Keep up the good work.
EDIT: But if you could just stand downwind we'd all appreciate it.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 13, 2019 20:48:06 GMT
BabyfarkmcGeezakNot knowing someone very well doesn't always mean it's easy. Hope it's ok.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 13, 2019 21:05:25 GMT
Anyone else find the new emotionally aware caring Shenguin a bit creepy?
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 13, 2019 21:08:49 GMT
Anyone else find the new emotionally aware caring Shenguin a bit creepy? He's also turned into a tree-hugger as well. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 13, 2019 21:15:41 GMT
gongfarmer your neighbour has failed to consider your carbon footprint in the round. Every trip to the edge of the Elite universe is time when you are not burning plants or driving a muscle car. Maybe flyposting the neighbourhood with some of your magnificent Elite walls of text will make the point?
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Post by amipal on Oct 13, 2019 21:17:51 GMT
Anyone else find the new emotionally aware caring Shenguin a bit creepy? Has he suffered some sort of brain thing? Does he need to act FAST? |
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Post by Destry on Oct 13, 2019 21:29:00 GMT
Anyone else find the new emotionally aware caring Shenguin a bit creepy? I'd guess his girlfriend had hijacked his account, but I assume she's just another figment of his imagination |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 13, 2019 21:29:53 GMT
One two Shenguin's comforting you
Three four better lock that door
Five six he's sent dick pics
Seven eight it's too late
Nine ten you'll never sleep again.
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Post by Destry on Oct 13, 2019 21:42:19 GMT
Five six he's sent dick pics Pinch-to-zoom? |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 13, 2019 22:07:12 GMT
I for one welcome our new Dalai Shenguin overlord.
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