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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 31, 2019 20:31:46 GMT
Pumpkin deactivated in 3-2-1. Not much left over from a big bowl of sweets. One of the busiest Halloweens in years. No sign of disappointed Brexiters setting fire to the bins.
Heroically resisting the temptation to play Luigi's Mansion in favour of working on Mario level for a good cause and ordering more toys online since the grandkids are visiting on Saturday and I've been told that the twins are now mobile. Anything to keep them busy.
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Post by gongfarmer on Oct 31, 2019 20:33:24 GMT
We have been advised Princess Anne will be onsite in a couple of weeks.
Last time I saw her I was very drunk and drooped my trousers and moonied, along with several other pub randoms.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 31, 2019 20:54:30 GMT
Deactivation of pumpkin unsuccessful. Still they keep on coming. Two boys without costumes but with dad holding a beer can. Which 'boxer was it?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 31, 2019 20:58:41 GMT
I spent the evening nervously scoffing all the Haribo hoping no one would knock. Luckily no one did, I guess there are benefits to being the local weirdo.
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Post by Destry on Oct 31, 2019 20:59:22 GMT
As it's Halloween I downloaded the Soma freebie from the Epic Store.
Then I played some Lego Batman.
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Post by cobblers on Oct 31, 2019 21:12:41 GMT
I have been ignoring the door, drinking Belgian beer and listening to Norwegian black metal. No haribo. Haribo is weak and will perish with your flesh. ****
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Post by BigG74 on Oct 31, 2019 21:27:12 GMT
Hullo, I overslept by 2 hours. Must be Brexit fatigue. That's it. Maybe you should have been "woke" |
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Post by scubar on Oct 31, 2019 21:36:15 GMT
I over prepared for trick or treaters. Now I have all the sweets.
Everything’s coming up Scubar.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 31, 2019 21:59:10 GMT
I keep refreshing the page hoping to see Shenguin's joke. Judging by the previous days offerings I'm guessing its the one about the chicken and the Chinese restaurant. I could answer that, but it might come off as racist, so I won't! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 31, 2019 22:03:37 GMT
"Only the bread pudding has seen the end of war" Plato* *OK, not actually by Plato, but who gives a shit. "If you see a man fishing in a dry riverbed, leave him in peace" Ozymandias Kane |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 31, 2019 22:03:48 GMT
I've eaten a whole pack of Mikados.
No Trick or Treaters, I think the muggers got to 'em first.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 31, 2019 22:05:39 GMT
"Only the bread pudding has seen the end of war" Plato* *OK, not actually by Plato, but who gives a shit. "If you see a man fishing in a dry riverbed, leave him in peace" Ozymandias Kane You cruel bastard. Why not buy him a McDonalds. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 31, 2019 23:00:20 GMT
Deactivation of pumpkin unsuccessful. Still they keep on coming. Two boys without costumes but with dad holding a beer can. Which 'boxer was it? Not me. I don't love anyone enough to go trick and treating with them. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 31, 2019 23:08:36 GMT
Dominic Cummings may or may not be having an operation in November. Does anyone know what it's for? I mean, I hope he fucking dies, but I'm interested in the specifics, which Google seems to be a bit vague about.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 31, 2019 23:22:44 GMT
"If you see a man fishing in a dry riverbed, leave him in peace" Ozymandias Kane You cruel bastard. Why not buy him a McDonalds. Oh, another typo I meant leave him in Peas! (honest) |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 31, 2019 23:24:25 GMT
Dominic Cummings may or may not be having an operation in November. Does anyone know what it's for? I mean, I hope he fucking dies, but I'm interested in the specifics, which Google seems to be a bit vague about. I expect he is having his head grafted onto a military mech so that he can rule forever. I'm sure it was mentioned in one of his blog posts about eugenics. |
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