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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 4, 2019 14:39:01 GMT
Why don't you plug a sweet pair of cans straight into the telly? Because he needs a mic as well. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 4, 2019 14:43:35 GMT
Halo Reach is on Xbox Game Pass as is* Phoenix Point, a game very similar to XCOM created by the bloke who did it originally.
*well it is meant to be available today but hasn't appeared yet.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 4, 2019 14:44:03 GMT
Why don't you plug a sweet pair of cans straight into the telly? I plug a couple of sweet bottles directly in to me. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 4, 2019 14:45:44 GMT
I wish I was sick, I'm just off work, so feeling guilty and doing some work.
Perhaps this bottle of port can help
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Post by Faceless on Dec 4, 2019 14:47:49 GMT
I have remembered how much I hate Dark Souls.
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Post by Jumbulance on Dec 4, 2019 14:57:08 GMT
Hi!
I am no longer unemployed, a proper job and everything. Earliest shift starting at 6am? I've gone badly wrong there.
Smashing a Madras the night before my first day? Another one to add to the list of poor life choices.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 4, 2019 14:58:32 GMT
Congratulations Jumbulance.
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Post by scubar on Dec 4, 2019 14:59:15 GMT
Hi! I am no longer unemployed, a proper job and everything. Earliest shift starting at 6am? I've gone badly wrong there. Smashing a Madras the night before my first day? Another one to add to the list of poor life choices. Congrats, walk in and punch the biggest guy in the face. Become bull goose loony. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 4, 2019 15:00:26 GMT
I wish I was sick, I'm just off work, so feeling guilty and doing some work. Perhaps this bottle of port can help Come on, milk it. I am not working either and it's fucking magic. (Plus I feel validated by the indolence of others). |
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Post by Jumbulance on Dec 4, 2019 15:19:03 GMT
Hi! I am no longer unemployed, a proper job and everything. Earliest shift starting at 6am? I've gone badly wrong there. Smashing a Madras the night before my first day? Another one to add to the list of poor life choices. Congrats, walk in and punch the biggest guy in the face. Become bull goose loony. The biggest guy happened to be a 6ft version of Diane Abbott, treating me to a 3 hour PowerPoint lecture on how wonderfully their expansion plans were going. Pointing out that the firm's share price had nosedived in the last couple of weeks seemed to have a similar effect to a punch in the face. |
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Post by scubar on Dec 4, 2019 15:22:33 GMT
Congrats, walk in and punch the biggest guy in the face. Become bull goose loony. The biggest guy happened to be a 6ft version of Diane Abbott, treating me to a 3 hour PowerPoint lecture on how wonderfully their expansion plans were going. Pointing out that the firm's share price had nosedived in the last couple of weeks seemed to have a similar effect to a punch in the face. News of your hiring got out early then? |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2019 15:31:23 GMT
Congratulations Jumbulance. Remember, if you're starting at 6am, EU employment law says it's ok to be drunk, whether from the night before or the morning drinking. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 4, 2019 15:45:50 GMT
The Madras is a bold play, particularly when you may be unsure about the toilet facilities on offer.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2019 16:03:02 GMT
RIP Bob Willis.
Legend.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 4, 2019 16:31:12 GMT
Had a quick go on that Dark Souls 3, there's some ninja type who comes up behind me if I go up the steps, whose a right pain. Gave up.
I did actually go back to Bloodborne last week. I couldn't remember which direction I was supposed to be going, went up some steps and then was blasted by a massive laser from a huge insect dragon thing. Tried going the other way instead and got rekt. Terrible game. Its like they took the RPG out of action RPG and made it into a plain action game.
In other news my iPad just popped up a notification about a 'memory' it had created for me, "My life in England, 2017-2019". Does it know something I don't?
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 4, 2019 16:33:00 GMT
Bob Willis and Danky in the same day?!
Fuck you 2016.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 4, 2019 16:38:29 GMT
Smashed my way through tomb of the giants, then got pwned by edgelord nito.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 4, 2019 16:46:44 GMT
I will be mist
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2019 16:57:20 GMT
Steam controller being delivered today and I have no idea why I bought one, apart from the fact it was cheap. OTTM. First pair of DM's in about 25 yrs. My heels are in shreds. Shreds I tell you. According to this article at The Other Place your new DM's will shortly go the same way. |
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Post by amipal on Dec 4, 2019 17:06:55 GMT
Why don't you plug a sweet pair of cans straight into the telly? Because he needs a mic as well. Talking to people? No thank you. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 4, 2019 17:25:40 GMT
Havels armour and the crystal halberd made short work of Nito.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 4, 2019 17:25:51 GMT
Fucking nerd.
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2019 18:27:17 GMT
Hello
We've now had smart meters installed. I was surprised to find that the installer was an old boyfriend of my elder daughter. I didn't recognise him. Or remember his name.
So it goes.
The install went smoothly but I now find myself wandering around the house switching appliances on and off to see how much they cost.
Microwave? 25p an hour; Dishwasher 40p.... I need to check the kettle now. *
Send help.
* EDIT: 13p
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 4, 2019 18:34:15 GMT
Whats the cost of opening and posting on the Chatterbox? (Financial, not moral).
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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2019 18:38:00 GMT
Whats the cost of opening and posting on the Chatterbox? (Financial, not moral). Hmm....tricky one. The baseline figure, TV, living room and hall light, router, laptop etc (exluding heating, cooker) is around 6p an hour. |
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