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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 21, 2018 19:21:10 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 21, 2018 19:25:46 GMT
Of course they are. Ffs. Why did I not think of that.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 21, 2018 20:37:36 GMT
I had a 16 mile walk today with Dog. He's the best. I pissed three times whilst on the walk. No toilets, no sinks, nowhere to wash. Just pure and natural.
To be fair, I also picked up his turds twice, and I used antiseptic wipes afterwards.
Cottage, Shepherd's, Fisherman's: they're called pies, because that's their name. They're not proper pies. Proper pies have pastry (all the way around, not just an oval of puff pastry on the top; that's not a pie, it's a bowl of stew with some pastry on top.)
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Post by Destry on Jan 21, 2018 20:46:28 GMT
I had a 16 mile walk today with Dog. He's the best. I pissed three times whilst on the walk. No toilets, no sinks, nowhere to wash. Just pure and natural. To be fair, I also picked up his turds twice, and I used antiseptic wipes afterwards. Cottage, Shepherd's, Fisherman's: they're called pies, because that's their name. They're not proper pies. Proper pies have pastry (all the way around, not just an oval of puff pastry on the top; that's not a pie, it's a bowl of stew with some pastry on top.) Oh man... |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 21, 2018 20:50:16 GMT
I am playing Fortnite. As it's a game, I am shit at it.
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Post by amipal on Jan 21, 2018 21:01:18 GMT
I can highly recommend the MST3K episode Agent for HARM - terribly brilliant 1960s Bond-wannabe.
Dinner: roast chicken. The yorkshires were nigh on perfect.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 21, 2018 21:05:24 GMT
I couldn't be bothered to cook so got a Chinese takeaway. Also played the intro for Fallout 4, just got out the bomb shelter. With regards to shitting in dry toilets I remember the flak I took in the chatterbox for my story of what went down at the half built Premier Inn in my mischievous childhood.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 21, 2018 21:06:18 GMT
Cottage, Shepherd's, Fisherman's: they're called pies, because that's their name. They're not proper pies. Proper pies have pastry (all the way around, not just an oval of puff pastry on the top; that's not a pie, it's a bowl of stew with some pastry on top.) Shenguin knows the score |
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Post by Destry on Jan 21, 2018 21:08:48 GMT
Have you ever tried pointing at something to a cat? They just stare at your finger.
Man, they're fucking stupid animals...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 21:16:21 GMT
I couldn't be bothered to cook so got a Chinese takeaway. Also played the intro for Fallout 4, just got out the bomb shelter. With regards to shitting in dry toilets I remember the flak I took in the chatterbox for my story of what went down at the half built Premier Inn in my mischievous childhood. I don't think I read that. I get the gist though, I hope it doesn't turn out you work in my offices... It would be like chatterbox groundhog day |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 21:17:17 GMT
Have you ever tried pointing at something to a cat? They just stare at your finger. Man, they're fucking stupid animals... No, but does everyone here have a cat? Seemed that way yesterday.. Cats are subpar dogs. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 21, 2018 21:23:29 GMT
Have you ever tried pointing at something to a cat? They just stare at your finger. Man, they're fucking stupid animals... No, but does everyone here have a cat? It's called the Cattybox for a reason. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 21, 2018 21:27:01 GMT
Have you ever tried pointing at something to a cat? They just stare at your finger. Man, they're fucking stupid animals... Cats are subpar dogs. Get. Out. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 21, 2018 21:29:53 GMT
Smoked haddock, with a potato and cheese bake - definitely not a pie.
Games! Back in the wasteland of Fallout 4. Had to dismiss Cait as she has taken to disliking pretty much everything I was doing. Sent her off to a settlement being hassled by raiders but she didn't stop em getting wiped out. Back with Dogmeat.... forgot how many times he gets under my feet, but it's nice not to have the snarky feedback on everything I'm doing. Think I'll keep him for a while
No snow- reckon I'll have to go back to the office tomorrow....
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 21, 2018 21:53:31 GMT
Roland Barthes knew the score. He refused to accept the war between cats and dogs, "parce-que tout-les-deux sont wunderbar". That's definitely a direct quotation, and not just something I made up from a half-memory.
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Post by Guest on Jan 21, 2018 22:33:14 GMT
I think we all love Shenguin. He is the best.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 22:34:56 GMT
I think we all love Shenguin. He is the best. You're shenguin and I claim my £5 |
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Post by Guest on Jan 21, 2018 22:37:32 GMT
I think we all love Shenguin. He is the best. You're shenguin and I claim my £5 I am not Shenguin. If I was Shenguin I would have posted as Shenguin and liked my own post. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 21, 2018 22:39:50 GMT
I think we all love Shenguin. He is the best. You're shenguin and I claim my £5 I would have logged on as a guest and written that, but it has never occurred to me to do so. Oddly, that was not me. I have never been happier in my life. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 21, 2018 22:41:56 GMT
You're shenguin and I claim my £5 I am not Shenguin. If I was Shenguin I would have posted as Shenguin and liked my own post. And if I were Guest, I would have written "If I were Shenguin" not "If I was Shenguin". Guest is still the best, and I love her/him/it right back. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 21, 2018 22:43:40 GMT
Reading this page back, it definitely looks like I've had a breakdown.
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Post by Guest on Jan 21, 2018 22:45:14 GMT
I am not Shenguin. If I was Shenguin I would have posted as Shenguin and liked my own post. And if I were Guest, I would have written "If I were Shenguin" not "If I was Shenguin". Guest is still the best, and I love her/him/it right back. You are best.. <3 |
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Post by Guest on Jan 21, 2018 22:47:13 GMT
Reading this page back, it definitely looks like I've had a breakdown. At least you know this isn’t you. Hopefully. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 21, 2018 23:07:17 GMT
"Guest" needs a spiffier name. Shenguin 2? Dark Shenguin? Shenguin's Id/Ego/Super-Ego (delete as appropriate)? Shenguin's #1 Fan? Shenguin's official cup-bearer?
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Post by EasilyLead on Jan 21, 2018 23:26:51 GMT
Roland Barthes knew the score. He refused to accept the war between cats and dogs, "parce-que tout-les-deux sont wunderbar". That's definitely a direct quotation, and not just something I made up from a half-memory. Cats as some sort of subsumed part of our identity, dogs as an extension of our selves - it was something like that wasn't it? It's a long time since I read any Barthes, but of all the semioticians/post-structuralists/literary theorists he was the least wanky. Some of his stuff even made sense! |
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