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Post by mlu035rsc on Mar 24, 2020 15:40:57 GMT
Forgot that I watched a movie last night, that's how good it was. Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Utter garbage, although Godzilla is boss, so four stars.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 24, 2020 16:08:29 GMT
Anyone else growing a cool beard?
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 24, 2020 16:16:05 GMT
Anyone else growing a cool beard? Me! I haven't shaved in ages! |
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Post by Sheep 2.1 on Mar 24, 2020 16:23:51 GMT
I’m getting closer and closer to convincing Preferred Mammal to getting a switch. I might be joining you all in animal crossing soon! Not Tenth Enemy I am on the wrong PC and I do not know my log in. |
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Post by Sheep2.1 on Mar 24, 2020 16:25:23 GMT
It is annoying. I can't go home as there is a man working remotely on my PC. And I can't do any work.
Also my phone is out of battery.
Sheep 2.1 is not an upgrade on Sheep2
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Post by amipal on Mar 24, 2020 16:33:20 GMT
I’m getting closer and closer to convincing Preferred Mammal to getting a switch. I might be joining you all in animal crossing soon! Not Tenth Enemy I am on the wrong PC and I do not know my log in. Ah, so despite yesterday's protestations, your account was hacked! |
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Post by amipal on Mar 24, 2020 16:34:58 GMT
Surely the obvious answer is wake up, turn the laptop on, wiggle the mouse every now and then for an hour while you watch something on Netflix? When I worked in a call centre, the management pod had a mouse hanging from a rotating-fan in order to stop the screen blanker appearing on the dialler stats. Fan-o-mouse, they dubbed it. |
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 24, 2020 16:35:30 GMT
I forgot to add that Tesco's is covering itself in ordure - "We're looking after the elderly and NHS staff by reserving the 9-10 opening hours for the elderly, disabled and NHS staff"... The former two mostly cannot get to the store and the latter are mostly working. Nursey told me that when she was on a late shift she turned up in the reserved slot; it was a massed crowd around the door at 8.15 with people pushing and shoving to get in. The few disabled able to get there couldn't get near the door, there was no security, no checks as to whether those coming in were in one of these categories "I wasn't going in to that rugby scrum - guaranteed to get every infection going." And online: no slots, no toilet paper, no tissues, no fucking chance. And they had the fucking cheek to text on the government's dictat that you should stay isolated with a rider that "Tesco's are here for you" No, Mr Lewis, you fucking aren't ... not for your staff and certainly not for the vulnerable or NHS staff.  |
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Post by Destry on Mar 24, 2020 16:44:45 GMT
Broadband
122mb down, 31 up.
Is there a prize?
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Post by Faceless on Mar 24, 2020 17:01:27 GMT
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Post by amipal on Mar 24, 2020 17:03:17 GMT
Sheep 2.1 is not an upgrade on Sheep2 In fact, Sheep2.1 has introduced many major bugs, and will require substantial patching to be classed as useable. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 24, 2020 17:10:20 GMT
I've just been on my Government mandated walk and saw about a dozen adults, a few kids*, one jogger, 5 dogs and a Policeman! When I saw the police car all that was going through my head was  Surprisingly everyone was making a noticeable effort to stay apart and I didn't see any group larger than 2 adults. <edit>*The kids were with the adults, no "teenagers" or other such ruffians. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 24, 2020 17:17:06 GMT
Woo-hoo.
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Post by scubar on Mar 24, 2020 17:29:44 GMT
Walked the dogs. Saw lots of people. Too many. In groups of more than 2. And not many of them made much effort to stay 2m away from other people.
A special treat was a guy stood on the path, having a piss, with his pregnant partner and baby less than 3ft away from him.
Come friendly bombs and fall on Plymouth
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 24, 2020 17:41:29 GMT
Apparently there aren't any atheists in a foxhole:
"The C of E will offer a weekly service each Sunday which will be broadcast via social media.
The church said about five million people tuned into a service on Sunday led by the archbishop of Canterbury and broadcast on dozens of radio stations. It said it was the largest single “congregation” in the church’s history."
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 24, 2020 17:49:27 GMT
Sheep 2.1 is not an upgrade on Sheep2 In fact, Sheep2.1 has introduced many major bugs, and will require substantial patching to be classed as useable. I'm back now. Bug free thanks to the DDT. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 24, 2020 17:54:37 GMT
In fact, Sheep2.1 has introduced many major bugs, and will require substantial patching to be classed as useable. I'm back now. Bug free thanks to the DDT. Which was banned in this country in 1986, I assume you got it from the same place you got your hand sanitiser and loo rolls? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 24, 2020 18:25:11 GMT
Hullo. I'm playing Tekken6 again, just to sharpen my reflexes once the Shenguin-Virus fully takes hold. Living the dream, playing as a chaingun toting Kangaroo. Arousing.*
*I have no shame.
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Post by Destry on Mar 24, 2020 18:41:11 GMT
The Government still hasn't sent me a text about the coronavirus pandemic.
My wife and daughters have all received one.
I'm beginning to think they don't care about me.
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 24, 2020 18:43:38 GMT
Apparently there aren't any atheists in a foxhole: "The C of E will offer a weekly service each Sunday which will be broadcast via social media. The church said about five million people tuned into a service on Sunday led by the archbishop of Canterbury and broadcast on dozens of radio stations. It said it was the largest single “congregation” in the church’s history." Better than Cardinal Vincent Nichols, Archbishop of Westminster, head of the roman candles in the UK. He obviously doesn't think it's as serious as the Pope ... "“Although we won’t be gathering for public acts of worship, our churches will remain open. They are not closing. They will be a focal point of prayer, where you will find solace and strength. “In visiting our churches at this time, we will observe with great care the practices of hygiene and the guidance on social distancing." Way to go Vince - you've few enough adherents already, and will they keep records? |
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Post by lonewolf on Mar 24, 2020 18:43:40 GMT
Anyone seen Mitchell and Webbs Remain Indoors. Doesnt seem as funny now.
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Post by Destry on Mar 24, 2020 18:45:43 GMT
I'm beginning to think they don't care about me. What? Oh... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 24, 2020 18:58:26 GMT
Anyone seen Mitchell and Webbs Remain Indoors. Doesnt seem as funny now. I laughed. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 24, 2020 19:11:45 GMT
How did the Government get my number?
Where's Tent Hen's shop, are there online places?
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 24, 2020 19:12:53 GMT
Anyone seen Mitchell and Webbs Remain Indoors. Doesnt seem as funny now. Re-watched it a few days ago as it was trending on YouTube. It's all coming true, only more absurd. "What do scholars believe to be the names of these pre-event leaders?"  You don't even have to put the picture of a comedian in there. |
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